wait
Yeah, nothing's really happen by Moby. Inside, though...
"Stop cowering, ye filthy bilge rats, it's time to do battle! One of our kind is avastly outnumbered and in need of our help! ChARRge!"
Shower me mateys with enough pirate speak to turn their teeth gold and make earrings grow from their ears.
[Swag: 5-1] Anaconda shouts with bravado, but the two other pirates remain rather landlubber-y
Continue waiting for an invader to ambush.
Jak waits in the bathroom so more, keeping the toilet and the sinks some company.
Take the knife and find a good ambush spot. Barricade the door with the pool cue.
[swag: 2-1] Chalks grabs the knife and stands in front of the door and screams "YEAH, WE'RE IN HERE AND WE'RE GONNA MESS YOUR SHIT UP! COME IN HERE, I DARE YA!" while doing his best "tough guy" pose.
[swag 1-1] To show that he means business Chalks smashes the pool cue against the door, breaking it into tiny little splinters. Well that will show them!
Pull out my lighter and wave my equipment in front of my comrades in arms. Shout with all my power " Git tha fook outta hier, ya drunken wretch!" and stab him in the back with my icepick.
Like single snowflake is nothing, a tiny bee is something something
Lots of punches at Twoface's face!
Sneak into the bar area in all of this confusion, get close to a Killa looking the other way and smash their head in from behind.
Rush into the bar and try to break Johnny's neck in a straight Toughness-vs-Toughness contest.[/b]
Pick up Harry by the legs and hold him in place.
Cap his dumb ass!
[Johnny Smoothness 4]
[Fenrir Smoothness 4-1]
[Stan Smoothness 5]
[Bear Smoothness 2]
[Harry Smoothness 1+2]
[Clearwater Smoothness 5+1]
[Anaconda Smoothness 1+1]
[Clearwater Swag 1]
[Harry Smoothness 1+2 v Stan smoothness 1]
[Johnny Skillz 4 v Harry Smoothness 1+2]
[Harry Buffness 2-2]
[Johnny Swag 1+1]
[Da Bear Swag 3-2]
[Fenrir Skillz 1]
[Johnny Smoothness 2]
[Johnny Toughness 3-1 v Anaconda Toughness 1+1]
Clearwater, stumbles into the bar and, tripping on his feet, land on his face. Pffff, who needs stealth anyway. Brushing himself off, he sees a Killa by the bar with some molotovs. Uh oh... Stan hops over the counter and moves to stab Mr. Kung Fu pirate guy! He tries to drive the pick into the pirate's back!
Being the noodly drunken master he currently is, Harry squirms around Stan's backstabbing attempt! The pick stabs the air! Johnny, however, is visibly unimpressed by this fool's antics. Showing an unusual lack of finesse, Johnny raise his duo machine pistols and and angrily holds down the trigger, spraying hot lead! Even with a recently found drunken martial arts mastery, Nickle-back ain't no Neo. In fact, he's more of swiss cheese than Neo. Swiss cheese copiously bleeding on a pirate themed bar's floor. Oh, where did it all go wrong? As he drifts into the void, Harry can't help but think of an incomplete proverb as well as punching....
HARRY NICKLE-BACK: WASTEDDa Bear, being kinda slow, goes over to the still warm corpse and picks it up by the legs. Yup! Its a body! No doubt about it. Fenrir, hearing another pirate give a rousing battle cry in the other room, takes a combat stance! As Anaconda bursts through the door, he fires!....DAMMIT THE PIECE OF SHIT GUN'S JAMMED! Anaconda, unperturbed, makes a beeline for Johnny! The charging pirate takes him by surprise! The two grapple each other! And when I mean grapple, I mean kinda feebly push against each other. BUT ITS A STALEMATE SO FAR!
THE LOW DOWN
Da KillasJohnny Twoface: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: VecRay Uzi Machine Pistols {x2} (5/30) + (4) mags
Tyrone "Fenrir" Nash: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Molovich Magnum Pistol (7/7)(jammed) + (3) mags
Steamy Stan: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: ice pick
Da Bear: Bar/Restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Chair leg
Moby Dick:Outside Entrance
Health: All Good
Inventory: crossbow (15)
Land PiratesJak: Bathroom
Health: All Good
Inventory: Toilet Tank Lid
Chalks:lounge
Health: All Good
Inventory: knife
Nickel-back DED
Eric Clearwater: Bar/restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: baseball bat, gold ingot
Anaconda: Bar/restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Cleaver