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Where should the next battle be?

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Author Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!  (Read 20597 times)

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #165 on: June 23, 2014, 03:57:10 pm »

((Yes yes, I'll update tonight))
((Actually I got caught up in tf2', update tomorrow ))
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #166 on: June 23, 2014, 04:27:04 pm »

Okay, thanks.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 2: WA-DA!
« Reply #167 on: June 25, 2014, 12:00:10 pm »

((Actually I got caught up in tf2', update tomorrow ))
((I'm sure you still intend to update this game yesterday :P

In any case, I'd just like to remind you that Nickelback is about to dodge bullets with his drunken martial arts mastery... or not, in which case we're about to see this round's first death. Either way, it will be an interesting turn. No need to put it off any longer.))

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #168 on: June 26, 2014, 10:58:56 pm »

wait
Yeah, nothing's really happen by Moby. Inside, though...

"Stop cowering, ye filthy bilge rats, it's time to do battle! One of our kind is avastly outnumbered and in need of our help! ChARRge!"

Shower me mateys with enough pirate speak to turn their teeth gold and make earrings grow from their ears.

[Swag: 5-1] Anaconda shouts with bravado, but the two other pirates remain rather landlubber-y

Continue waiting for an invader to ambush.

Jak waits in the bathroom so more, keeping the toilet and the sinks some company.

Take the knife and find a good ambush spot. Barricade the door with the pool cue.

[swag: 2-1] Chalks grabs the knife and stands in front of the door and screams "YEAH, WE'RE IN HERE AND WE'RE GONNA MESS YOUR SHIT UP! COME IN HERE, I DARE YA!" while doing his best "tough guy" pose.
[swag 1-1] To show that he means business Chalks smashes the pool cue against the door, breaking it into tiny little splinters. Well that will show them!

Pull out my lighter and wave my equipment in front of my comrades in arms. Shout with all my power " Git tha fook outta hier, ya drunken wretch!" and stab him in the back with my icepick.
Like single snowflake is nothing, a tiny bee is something something

Lots of punches at Twoface's face!
Sneak into the bar area in all of this confusion, get close to a Killa looking the other way and smash their head in from behind.
Rush into the bar and try to break Johnny's neck in a straight Toughness-vs-Toughness contest.[/b]
Pick up Harry by the legs and hold him in place.
Cap his dumb ass!

[Johnny Smoothness 4]
[Fenrir Smoothness 4-1]
[Stan Smoothness 5]
[Bear Smoothness 2]
[Harry Smoothness 1+2]
[Clearwater Smoothness 5+1]
[Anaconda Smoothness 1+1]
[Clearwater Swag 1]
[Harry Smoothness 1+2 v Stan smoothness 1]
[Johnny Skillz 4 v Harry Smoothness 1+2]
[Harry Buffness 2-2]
[Johnny Swag 1+1]
[Da Bear Swag 3-2]
[Fenrir Skillz 1]
[Johnny Smoothness 2]
[Johnny Toughness 3-1 v Anaconda Toughness 1+1]

 Clearwater, stumbles into the bar and, tripping on his feet, land on his face. Pffff, who needs stealth anyway. Brushing himself off, he sees a Killa by the bar with some molotovs. Uh oh... Stan hops over the counter and moves to stab Mr. Kung Fu pirate guy! He tries to drive the pick into the pirate's back!
Being the noodly drunken master he currently is, Harry squirms around Stan's backstabbing attempt! The pick stabs the air! Johnny, however, is visibly unimpressed by this fool's antics. Showing an unusual lack of finesse, Johnny raise his duo machine pistols and and angrily holds down the trigger, spraying hot lead! Even with a recently found drunken martial arts mastery, Nickle-back ain't no Neo. In fact, he's more of swiss cheese than Neo. Swiss cheese copiously bleeding on a pirate themed bar's floor. Oh, where did it all go wrong? As he drifts into the void, Harry can't help but think of an incomplete proverb as well as punching....

HARRY NICKLE-BACK: WASTED

Da Bear, being kinda slow, goes over to the still warm corpse and picks it up by the legs. Yup! Its a body! No doubt about it. Fenrir, hearing another pirate give a rousing battle cry in the other room, takes a combat stance! As Anaconda bursts through the door, he fires!....DAMMIT THE PIECE OF SHIT GUN'S JAMMED! Anaconda, unperturbed, makes a beeline for Johnny! The charging pirate takes him by surprise! The two grapple each other! And when I mean grapple, I mean kinda feebly push against each other. BUT ITS A STALEMATE SO FAR!

THE LOW DOWN
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #169 on: June 26, 2014, 11:02:15 pm »

Tell a joke.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #170 on: June 26, 2014, 11:46:35 pm »

Try to find my friend! If I can see a enemy off by themselves, perhaps, I dunno, throwing molotovs? Slit their throat.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #171 on: June 27, 2014, 12:49:33 am »

Tell a joke.
Continue waiting. If an enemy enters, slit his throat and take his gun.
I- what the- arglebargle goddamn cowardly pieces of landlubbing merde! Ah, screw it. We've lost this round, all thanks to you two. Divided we fall and all that.

Might as well go out in a blaze of glory.
Keep grappling and position myself so that if Fenrir tries to shoot me, his aim will be blocked by Johnny.
Break that Uzi-wielding bastard's wimpy neck.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #172 on: June 27, 2014, 02:22:54 am »

Go and punch Anaconda's brains in.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #173 on: June 27, 2014, 03:54:03 am »

Hm. I can't see Eric's rolls anywhere in the turn.

Fix: wait, I see it now. He failed his Swag roll. Speaking of which, what did those two Swag rolls do?
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[Harry Buffness 2-2]
[Johnny Swag 1+1]
[Da Bear Swag 3-2]

[Fenrir Skillz 1]
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #174 on: June 27, 2014, 05:45:12 am »

It seems that I lost me some molotovs in me status. Not a big deal, but yeah.

Throw one of those bottles of good booze at that pirate wench! And by that I mean throw a molotov at her!

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #175 on: June 27, 2014, 06:45:02 am »

Hm. I can't see Eric's rolls anywhere in the turn.

Fix: wait, I see it now. He failed his Swag roll. Speaking of which, what did those two Swag rolls do?
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[Harry Buffness 2-2]
[Johnny Swag 1+1]
[Da Bear Swag 3-2]

[Fenrir Skillz 1]
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Trying to do anything "cool" a bad swag roll makes you look silly.

Edit: in this case, it determined how much ammo Johnny used up, he rolled low so it's was an excessive amount. For bear it was to determine what to do with the corpse, if he rolled high enough, he would have thrown it into your path, causing to trip or something
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #176 on: June 27, 2014, 07:46:40 am »

Try to turn my crossbow into an improvised sword.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #177 on: June 27, 2014, 08:24:27 am »

Crawl behind the bar, look for a firearm there.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #178 on: June 27, 2014, 02:59:08 pm »

Kick Anaconda's big brutish mug outta my face, and pump him fulla lead.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 3: NOT REALLY NEO
« Reply #179 on: June 27, 2014, 03:23:19 pm »

Kick Anaconda's big brutish mug outta my face, and pump him fulla lead.
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