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Author Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!  (Read 20697 times)

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: pre-WAR 2 (waitlist open)
« Reply #105 on: May 27, 2014, 11:23:00 am »

Da Killas VS. The Land Pirates

 Yo, welcome to The Keelhaul, Metro City's first and only vaguely pirate themed entertainment center. A rather large establishment, this bar features a lounge area, with pool tables and the ilk, a small dance floor, and of course, the good old bar. [2] Surprising absolutely nobody, the unsavory Land Pirates has taken up operations here... Da Killas don't like that. Not one bit. It's past closing time, so the Land Pirates have crawled out of the wood work to deal with business. Today's special is lots of blood with a side order of hot lead. Cheers.

Simplified layout: Sleazy Backroom, Toliets ,and Office, is connected to the back hallway. Back hallway is connected to the lounge. Lounge connects to the bar and restaurant area. Bar and restaurant area, where the entrance is, is connected separately to the dance floor and kitchen. the kitchen is connected to the parking lot.

DA KILLAS:
The lot of you arrive in your minivan, and exit outside the entrance. It's time to gear up.

Johnny Twoface [5+2] steps out, armed to the TEETH. He's got himself a pair of VecRay Uzi Machine Pistols, capable of shooting lots of hot lead! [4] You've packed 4 extra magazines in addition to what's in the chambers

Fenrir Nash Goes to the back of the van and grabs... [6-1] a Molovich Magnum Pistol, high power, high recoil, very deadly. [5] Luckily, you stocked up on ammo! You bring along 3 extra magazines. Should be enough to take out a houswhold or two.

Steamy Stan is ready to go with his [2] ...ice pick. Hey! You were cleaning out the freezer before they told ya to haul ass! What do they want?

Da Bear gets out of the driver's seat, wielding [1] nuthin' except your big meaty fists. Looking over the bar, you feel a profound sense of deja vu.

Moby Dick gets out of the passenger seat, wielding [4-1] a trusty ...tactical crossbow. Hey! Can't fault an OG who likes to impale things! [6] You strap on a quiver of 15 arrows. With that aim of yours, you'll probably need them all...or you can just beat a person to death. Oh well.

Land Pirates:
All of you near the back of this swarthy establishment.

Jak is in the back room with two of his mateys. [1]Too busy sampling drugs at the moment, no weapon except your fists.

Chalks is also in the back room, holding onto a [2]pool cue. Its good for hitting balls into holes.

Harry Nickel-back is ,guess what, also in the back room. In your pocket is [4] a reliable Bowmaker 81 semi-automatic pistol, a gat for all walks of life. [5+1] You've got 4 extra mags on you,just to be on the safe side...

Clearwater is actually elsewhere, in the office counting up money. [1+1] By your desk is a good old, baseball bat. You've always found ways to utilize this as a tool of persuasion

Anaconda is also in the office, not actually doing work, but eating [3] You sure have to show that steak who's boss with your Meat Cleaver

DA LOWDOWN
Da Killas
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Land Pirates
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« Last Edit: May 28, 2014, 05:42:43 pm by TamerVirus »
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #106 on: May 27, 2014, 11:48:10 am »

Grab a pocketful of money, head down into the corridor and from there the lounge.
Also, I appear to be listed as Da Bear in the lowdown.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #107 on: May 27, 2014, 11:49:36 am »

Jak sensing his new job is in danger goes into a stall and grabs a lid from the top of one of the toilet tanks.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #108 on: May 27, 2014, 11:50:04 am »

fixed*

FIXED: I'm an idiot
« Last Edit: May 28, 2014, 05:43:17 pm by TamerVirus »
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #109 on: May 27, 2014, 12:22:14 pm »

Harry take a swig of beergrog!
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #110 on: May 27, 2014, 12:36:23 pm »

Sensing something is up, Chalks goes to hide in the hallway.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #111 on: May 27, 2014, 01:40:14 pm »

Kick in the door, Uzis at the ready, gangsta style.

Shout at the top of my lungs,
"I heard somebody's been movin' product without payin' homage to ol' Johnny!"
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #112 on: May 27, 2014, 02:55:12 pm »

use the wall on the outside as cover and wait
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #113 on: May 27, 2014, 03:21:44 pm »

Help Johhny kick in the door. Punch anyone who gets in our way. Grab something to use as a weapon.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #114 on: May 27, 2014, 03:39:53 pm »

Barge into the nearest room and scream:
"Now this be our hood, bitches!"
And proceed to back away to my nearest homie with a gat.
« Last Edit: May 28, 2014, 03:11:46 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #115 on: May 27, 2014, 05:00:18 pm »

Stack up with Bear an' John, and cover any angles they miss. Did I remember to bring the spray-can?

Once Johnny is done...

"...No slimy fucks fuck with Da Killas an' live!"
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #116 on: May 28, 2014, 12:33:37 am »

Does handling a meat cleaver fall under Toughness or Skillz?

"Ahhh, fresh meat!"

Sprint into the lounge and take cover behind the bar counter. Examine the situation in more detail:
- Where did the enemy come from, the parking lot or the front entrance?
- Are there any tables in the bar and restaurant area? Are they thick enough to stop small arms fire?
- Is there a gun or anything of that sort stashed under the stand?
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #117 on: May 28, 2014, 12:35:38 am »

((Melee objects tend to fall under toughness, guns and thrown objects under Skillz))
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #118 on: May 28, 2014, 06:14:22 am »

Can I join?

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Gender:Male.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 0: WHAT'S ON TAP
« Reply #119 on: May 28, 2014, 06:28:11 am »

((Melee objects tend to fall under toughness, guns and thrown objects under Skillz))
((It's a range thing, then. What skill will be used if I try to shoot someone while wrestling with them?

Can an attack roll be used as an additional defense roll against a thrown object? Suppose someone throws a knife at me, can I whack it out of the air with a baseball bat? Will I get two defense rolls - one for Toughness and one for Smoothness - against the flying knife?))
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