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Author Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!  (Read 20687 times)

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 7: ON A ROLL
« Reply #75 on: May 11, 2014, 12:25:12 am »

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 7: ON A ROLL
« Reply #76 on: May 14, 2014, 02:03:48 pm »

 Initiative!   
    Da Bear,Moby v. Jak, Clearwater
    Young Speedy
 
Kill the bear!
Punch Jak in the head.
Kick the chunk down and use another kick on Jak's head
Chuck chunk of rubble at Moby, Then try to stop the bleeding.

[Smoothness: Jak 4, Bear 3, Moby 5-1, Clearwater 1]

Shit goes down as Jak, scooping up the brick that was thrown at him, rushes towards Da Bear while Moby goes for a big beefy kick! [Da Bear Smoothness 5 v 2] Da Bear coolly ducks out of harm' way, leaving Jak swing at open air! Moby comes from behind and does his best imitation of Bruce Lee's flying kick! [Moby smoothness 3-1 v Jak 3] Jak manages to barely duck out of the way. But here comes Da Bear! [Da Bear smoothness 6 v 5] Jak dodged Moby's flying kick... right into Bear's big meaty fist! [Bear Toughness 5+1 v Jak Buffness 1] Da Bear's fist hits harder than a trained boxer and effortlessly breaks Jak's jaw! Jak falls to the ground like a sack of potatoes, out cold! Meanwhile, Clearwater, through all his bleeding, searches for a suitable hunk of rubble [Swag 1] Gah! The bleeding is hurting your concentration more than you thought...You manage to cut your hand on some broken glass! Shit! Must be something around to stop this bleeding....[Swag 4] You go up to an old poster and rip some chunks out of it, juryrigging it into a poor man's bandage. The bleeding has stopped...for now.

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Elsewhere, away from from all that violence, Speedy takes a few moments to reload his gat! Lock and reload! [Swag 1-1] GAH. That concussion doesn't seem to be going anywhere anytime soon... [Swag 4-1] You duck behind the concession counter. Hmmm, isn't this where shotgun girl started out?

THE LOW DOWN:

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 8:LIGHTS OUT
« Reply #77 on: May 14, 2014, 03:18:33 pm »

Rip out his spine
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 8:LIGHTS OUT
« Reply #78 on: May 14, 2014, 08:37:07 pm »

Wake UP!
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 8:LIGHTS OUT
« Reply #79 on: May 15, 2014, 12:46:12 pm »

Pick up my revolver, point it at the D., shout at the D. to freeze, and bluff like hell.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 8:LIGHTS OUT
« Reply #80 on: May 16, 2014, 10:21:37 am »

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 8:LIGHTS OUT
« Reply #81 on: May 16, 2014, 01:24:16 pm »

Go lookin' for trouble and shoot it in the face.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 8:LIGHTS OUT
« Reply #82 on: May 16, 2014, 01:37:56 pm »

Break Jak's arms and legs so he can't do anything. Should that fail, just bash his head in.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 9: ROLL CREDITS
« Reply #83 on: May 20, 2014, 12:14:26 pm »

Initiative!
    Martin
    Jak
    Moby
    Bear
    Speedy

Pick up my revolver, point it at the D., shout at the D. to freeze, and bluff like hell.
[Targeting: 2, Bear] Martin quickly scrambles to his pistol and levels it at Da Bear! "Hey you!" [Swag:3-1 v Swag:5-1] "Yeah...uh...You see this! oh man....Yeah! You won't be such a tough guy after...uh... getting shot! Yeah! Don't you move! Unless you want to dammit die! I will kill you. Don't fucking doubt me!" The Big D just kinda sneers and goes about his business. "shit..."

Wake UP!

[Swag:2, Buffness:2 (+1 next turn)] Jak's out like a light. With two big meaty dudes willing to rip him apart, the word "inopportune" comes to mind.

Rip out his spine

Moby menacingly approaches Jak's motionless body, filled with evil intent! [Toughness:3+2 v Buffness 1] He quickly turns the body over and stares at his back. Hmm. What to do? What to do? Ah yes! Moby arms his fist with his favorite pair of brass knucks and start pounding away! Over and over again, he brings his fist down on Jak's head. His skull caves in under the pressure, blood flies! Moby finishes up with a hearty smack on the neck. With a second crack of the night, another Tunnel Snake has fallen.

JAK: WASTED!

Break Jak's arms and legs so he can't do anything. Should that fail, just bash his head in.

[Swag:6-1] Not really caring about the gun being leveled at him, Da Bear, still staring at Clearwater, walks over to Jak's corpse. Using his shotgun barrel, he starts swinging one by one... [Toughness: 4+2,5+1,3+2,5+2,4+1] Like the thug he is, his systematically pays his final respects to Jak's body. He brings down the barrel onto the right arm! A loud crack. He swings it at the left arm! It twists in an inhuman way. Now down to the right leg.. He swings like he would a golf club! This broken body is broken further. And onto the left leg... Every limb is horribly mangled after Da Bear is finished. Still staring at Clearwater, Da Bear back up to Jak's head and easily turns it into chunky salsa. A cold sweat slowly drips down Clearwater's neck....."aww fuck"

Go lookin' for trouble and shoot it in the face.

Speedy hops over the counter and barges back out! He quickly levels his gat at Clearwater! [Speedy Smoothness 6+1 v Clearwater Smoothness 1+2] Speedy's got the jump on Clearwater, who's too freaked out at watching Bear annihilate Jak's corpse. Speedy fires...[Skillz 1+2] three shots at Clearwater!
[Buffness 1-1, 1, 2 ((rough...))] The three bullets easily find there marks, plowing their way into the Clearwater's chest. He quietly gasps "dammit...Tunnel...Sna..." And it all goes quiet.

MARTIN CLEARWATER: WASTED

It was a total victory for the Big D. With all the Tunnel Snakes dead, The Panopticon theater finally plays host to a new crowd. The Big D. Elsewhere in the city, turf war continues on....

BIG D WINS THIS WAR

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 9: ROLL CREDITS
« Reply #84 on: May 20, 2014, 12:21:00 pm »

Ouch. Overkill, much?
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 9: ROLL CREDITS
« Reply #85 on: May 20, 2014, 02:31:20 pm »

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 3: OH SNAP
« Reply #86 on: May 20, 2014, 02:38:45 pm »

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 9: ROLL CREDITS
« Reply #87 on: May 20, 2014, 05:14:51 pm »

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Toughness: 3
Buffness: 2
Smoothness: 5
Skillz: 3
Swag: 2
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: A GANGWAR RTD
« Reply #89 on: May 20, 2014, 08:34:14 pm »

Name: Jak
Gender: Male

Toughness: 3
Buffness: 3
Smoothness: 3
Skillz: 3
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