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Where should the next battle be?

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Author Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!  (Read 20604 times)

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 4: STEALTH,YO!
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2014, 09:56:38 am »

Kill a D.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 5: BEIN' BLUNT ABOUT IT
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2014, 11:40:05 am »

Whack him again, wrench the pistol from his grip and hit him with that for good measure.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 5: BEIN' BLUNT ABOUT IT
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2014, 01:30:13 pm »

Go over to check on speedy. "Yo, boss ain't gonna be happy if we don't finish this job."
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 5: BEIN' BLUNT ABOUT IT
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2014, 03:54:11 pm »

Try to hold onto consciousness long enough to pop his ass. Ain't nobody hits speedy.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6: BANG!
« Reply #64 on: May 05, 2014, 01:30:29 am »

Initiative!
    Moby Dick
    Jak
    Young Speedy
     -Martin Clearwater-
    Da Bear (auto)
    Martin Clearwater
    Moby Dick (Distraction Penalty!)

Kill a D.
Which one, yo? [1] Three targets... Martin is dealing with one of them. The other is too busy tagging shit. The third one is just kinda standing around...easy pickings. So...How to go about this... (Swag:1) Ah yes, I should throw my razor at him. Yes, that is the most effective way to go about this! You stand up from your hiding place, take aim and throw! (Skillz 5 v Smoothness 2) He's a pretty big target, and yet you are able to nick him in the eye!

Try to hold onto consciousness long enough to pop his ass. Ain't nobody hits speedy.

Whack him again, wrench the pistol from his grip and hit him with that for good measure.

AHHHH GOD THE PAIN! (Buffness 4-1) Things are a blur....vision is fading, but Speedy hangs on long enough to whip out his gat! Clearwaters's right in front of him! (Speedy Smoothness 5+2-1 v Martin Smoothness 4) As Martin goes in for a second whack, Speedy fires! (Skillz 4+2-1) The last bullet in the chamber takes flight.....(Martin Smoothness 2+1) (Martin Buffness 2-1) The sole bullet lands square in his chest, piecing the lung (Swag 6-1) The adrenaline takes over Martin's blood. He wrenches down the gun at the groggy Speedy! (Smoothness 6+2-1) Speedy's able to pull himself together long enough to fling himself out of the way....onto a pile of rubble! (Buffness 5-1) You had the know-how to shield your head as you were diving, so you aren't any worse for wear. The same can't be said for Martin, as he's now slowly bleeding out.

Quote from: Da Bear
*automated action roulette!* [1] Duh. Do nothing?

Oblivious to the attempts at brutal murder happening off to the corner, Da Bear kinda just stands around...Until something flies towards him! For a few moments you see that its a razor of some sort...(Buffness 1+1) Everything in your left eye goes dark....AH! THE PAIN!

Go over to check on speedy. "Yo, boss ain't gonna be happy if we don't finish this job."

Yup. That banner looks all nice. Yeah! As you admire your handiwork, two shots ring out! *BANG BANG* You quickly make your way to the source of the sounds. You come upon Speedy, lying on his side in a pile of rubble....and some dude with a revolver in a leather jacket clutching his chest.....leather jacket....TUNNEL SNAKES!!!!

THE LOW DOWN:

Tunnel Snakes
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The Big D
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6:BANG!
« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2014, 03:51:30 am »

Grab a bit of the rubble he's lying on and smash him in the head with it.
EDIT - chuck my revolver in the direction of Moby Dick first so I can grab the aforementioned bit of rubble with both hands.
« Last Edit: May 06, 2014, 10:57:04 am by TopHat »
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6:BANG!
« Reply #66 on: May 05, 2014, 06:26:42 am »

Use my brick to hammer the razor into the big man's eye and kill him.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6:BANG!
« Reply #67 on: May 05, 2014, 07:48:41 am »

WRESTLE THE BRICK AWAY AND SMASH HIS HEAD
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6:BANG!
« Reply #68 on: May 05, 2014, 09:49:04 am »

Make like a tree and GET THE FUCK OUT.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6:BANG!
« Reply #69 on: May 05, 2014, 08:32:47 pm »

pick the tunnel snake up by the back of his neck and break the top of his spine
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 6:BANG!
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2014, 01:05:59 am »

((Sorry for the delay gangsters, IRL stuff got in the way))

Initiative
    Young Speedy v. Martin Clearwater
    Da Bear v. Jak
    Moby Dick

Make like a tree and GET THE FUCK OUT.
Grab a bit of the rubble he's lying on and smash him in the head with it.
EDIT - chuck my revolver in the direction of Moby Dick first so I can grab the aforementioned bit of rubble with both hands.

Through the searing pain, Martin turns to Moby D and chucks the revolver at him! (Clearwater Skilz 5+1 v Moby Smoothness 1-1) Moby doesn't even bother to duck out of the way as the metal gun flies at his head! (Clearwater Toughness 2-1 v Moby Buffness 4+1) The gun just kinda bounces off the thug's hard head. Well shit. (Speedy Smoothness 4+2-1 v Clearwater Smoothness 2+1) Clearwater goes and grabs a hunk of rubble and...HEY! WHERE DID SPEEDY GO? As Martin was busy pissing off Moby, Speedy lived up to his name and sprinted deeper into the theater. Speedy's now in the refreshments area of the theater. Martin's breathing is starting to get labored. Should probably do something about that gunshot wound. (2 turns to bleeding out)

WRESTLE THE BRICK AWAY AND SMASH HIS HEAD
Use my brick to hammer the razor into the big man's eye and kill him.

(Jak smoothness 3 v Bear smoothness 4) Jak is quick to retrieve the trown razor and get up all in Da Bear's grill, but Da Bear is quicker. Using his big meaty hands, Bear reaches for the brick! (Bear Toughness 2+2 v Jak Toughness 3) Jak puts up a valient effort but Bear is able to wrench the brick out of Jak's hands! Using his newly aquired building material, Bear attempts to build a foundation in Jak's skull! (Jak Smoothness 1) Jak stands perfectly still and takes it! (Bear Toughness 2+1 v Jak Buffness 6) Bear's aim is off and the brick only lands a glancing blow! Jak is only slightly stunned, but he shakes that off relatively quickly.

pick the tunnel snake up by the back of his neck and break the top of his spine
{targeting: 2, Jak} After brushing off the revolver thrown at his head, you charge at Jak! (Moby Smoothness 2-2 v Jak 6) Jak hears you coming and somehow manages to both roll out of the way and trip you to the ground in one fluid motion. MAN. GOD DAMN THOSE SNAKES

THE LOW DOWN:

Tunnel Snakes
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The Big D
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 7: ON A ROLL
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2014, 06:05:28 am »

Kill the bear!
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 7: ON A ROLL
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2014, 12:23:54 pm »

Chuck chunk of rubble at Moby, Then try to stop the bleeding.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 7: ON A ROLL
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2014, 01:09:38 pm »

Punch Jak in the head.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 1: CINEMA MASSACRE: TURN 7: ON A ROLL
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2014, 02:00:35 pm »

Kick the chunk down and use another kick on Jak's head
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