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Where should the next battle be?

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Author Topic: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!  (Read 20572 times)

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #195 on: July 07, 2014, 12:56:35 am »

Hang back, and attack Fenrir when he is preoccupied with fighting Anaconda. Aim to kill.

"Eric, gun down the brute, will you?"
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #196 on: July 07, 2014, 05:46:47 am »

DESTROY PIRATES IN RAGE
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #197 on: July 07, 2014, 06:42:23 am »

drop the bottle, catch the Uzis and shoot Da Bear with them.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #198 on: July 09, 2014, 12:00:47 am »

"Uhh... RETREAT!"

Retreat past the entrance of the building, unjam the pistol once there.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #199 on: July 15, 2014, 03:40:33 am »

Yourmaster's action missing.

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Go inside and look for a weapon.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #200 on: July 15, 2014, 11:02:46 am »

wait outside
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #201 on: July 18, 2014, 09:16:43 am »

I have a suspicion that this RTD has been brutally murdered by DFIWI and its unstoppable horde of cornerian speech patterns.

It is terrifying.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 4: HOT STUFF
« Reply #202 on: July 18, 2014, 12:30:47 pm »

((I'll have a turn up by the weekend))
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #203 on: July 20, 2014, 10:41:00 pm »

wait outside

Moby plays his favorite game....The Waiting Game! Now that's why he's Da Killas waiting game champion four years and counting. Smells like something is burning... Oh well. That don't matter.

Pass the dead man's Uzis over to Eric Clearwater.
drop the bottle, catch the Uzis and shoot Da Bear with them.
DESTROY PIRATES IN RAGE
Charge in like a badass and use the element of surprise to kill that big hairy animal attacking the ship!

[Anaconda smoothness 6+1]
[Clearwater smoothness 6]
[Da Bear smoothness 6]
[Jak smoothness 3]
[Anaconda Skillz 2-2]
[Clearwater Swag 4]
[Clearwater Skillz 4]
[Da Bear Smoothness 3]
[Da Bear Buffness 3+1]
[Da Bear Targeting system 2=Clearwater]
[Da Bear Smoothness 4]
[Clearwater Smoothness 6+1]
[Jak Swag 1]
[Jak Smoothness 3]
[Da Bear Smoothness 6]

Anaconda quickly scrambles to the killed Killa's lead throwing uzi. The pirate grabs in and does a windmill windup...only for it slip out of her hand and through the glass window behind her. Aw jeez. Clearwater, the gun's intended recipient, stares at what just transpired with a dumbfounded look before improvising a new plan: Glass bottle+ head of thug= Yes. Eric chucks the glass container at Da Bear's noggin. Its slightly off the mark as the glass shatters on Bear's shoulder, leaving small scratches. Of course this now makes Clearwater numero uno in Da Bear's list of Pirates to kill. He charges towards the pirate, fists swinging! However, Clearwater ducks and weaves like a boxing pro. All this commotion comes to a screeching halt as a primal guttural scream that sound like a cross between a heavy metal song lyric,a drunken fangirl screech, and the sound a mandrill makes after being injected with too much cocaine is heard coming from the bathroom. Like a maniac, Jak rushes onto the scene with the toilet lid of PAIN and moves to cave Da Bear's skull in! Da Bear cleanly manages to avoid the swinging ceramic implement, though.

"Uhh... RETREAT!"

Retreat past the entrance of the building, unjam the pistol once there.
Hang back, and attack Fenrir when he is preoccupied with fighting Anaconda. Aim to kill.

"Eric, gun down the brute, will you?"

Attack Fenrir with my cleaver. Aim to disable his legs.

[Fenrir Smoothness 6-1]
[Anaconda Smoothness 1+1]
[Chalks Smoothness 2+1]
[Fenrir Swag 6-1]

 Quickly sizing up the opposition, Fenrir quickly initiates Plan 2A: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. As both Anaconda and Chalks turn their attention towards the Killa, he quickly shouts "LOOK! ITS THE POLICE!" For a few split seconds, the two pirates do a double take...giving Fenrir just enough time to haul ass outta the kill zone and back to the entrance. Oh hai there Moby.

THE LOW DOWN
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« Last Edit: July 20, 2014, 11:01:06 pm by TamerVirus »
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #204 on: July 21, 2014, 01:47:14 am »

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Like a maniac, Jak rushes onto the scene with the toilet lid of PAIN and moves to cave Da Bear's skull in! Da Bear cleanly manages to avoid the swinging ceramic implement, though.
♪Like a maniac, killin' for the very first time♪
((Sorry, KJ, couldn't help myself. This was just too good a set-up to leave without a pun.))

Gut Da Bear.

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #205 on: July 21, 2014, 06:39:32 am »

Chuck the ingot at Da Bear's head. Then dive through the window after that Uzi.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #206 on: July 21, 2014, 10:06:53 am »

RAEG MODE ACTIVATE!
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #207 on: July 21, 2014, 05:11:17 pm »

Help kill Da Bear while he's distracted.
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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #208 on: July 22, 2014, 10:33:48 am »

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Re: BEEFIN' OVER TURF: WAR 2: BLOODBATH AT THE BAR: TURN 5: OUTTA THERE!
« Reply #209 on: July 22, 2014, 10:44:55 am »

BEAR SMASH PIRATES
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