wait outside
Moby plays his favorite game....The Waiting Game! Now that's why he's Da Killas waiting game champion four years and counting. Smells like something is burning... Oh well. That don't matter.
Pass the dead man's Uzis over to Eric Clearwater.
drop the bottle, catch the Uzis and shoot Da Bear with them.
DESTROY PIRATES IN RAGE
Charge in like a badass and use the element of surprise to kill that big hairy animal attacking the ship!
[Anaconda smoothness 6+1]
[Clearwater smoothness 6]
[Da Bear smoothness 6]
[Jak smoothness 3]
[Anaconda Skillz 2-2]
[Clearwater Swag 4]
[Clearwater Skillz 4]
[Da Bear Smoothness 3]
[Da Bear Buffness 3+1]
[Da Bear Targeting system 2=Clearwater]
[Da Bear Smoothness 4]
[Clearwater Smoothness 6+1]
[Jak Swag 1]
[Jak Smoothness 3]
[Da Bear Smoothness 6]
Anaconda quickly scrambles to the killed Killa's lead throwing uzi. The pirate grabs in and does a windmill windup...only for it slip out of her hand and through the glass window behind her. Aw jeez. Clearwater, the gun's intended recipient, stares at what just transpired with a dumbfounded look before improvising a new plan: Glass bottle+ head of thug= Yes. Eric chucks the glass container at Da Bear's noggin. Its slightly off the mark as the glass shatters on Bear's shoulder, leaving small scratches. Of course this now makes Clearwater numero uno in Da Bear's list of Pirates to kill. He charges towards the pirate, fists swinging! However, Clearwater ducks and weaves like a boxing pro. All this commotion comes to a screeching halt as a primal guttural scream that sound like a cross between a heavy metal song lyric,a drunken fangirl screech, and the sound a mandrill makes after being injected with too much cocaine is heard coming from the bathroom. Like a maniac, Jak rushes onto the scene with the toilet lid of PAIN and moves to cave Da Bear's skull in! Da Bear cleanly manages to avoid the swinging ceramic implement, though.
"Uhh... RETREAT!"
Retreat past the entrance of the building, unjam the pistol once there.
Hang back, and attack Fenrir when he is preoccupied with fighting Anaconda. Aim to kill.
"Eric, gun down the brute, will you?"
Attack Fenrir with my cleaver. Aim to disable his legs.
[Fenrir Smoothness 6-1]
[Anaconda Smoothness 1+1]
[Chalks Smoothness 2+1]
[Fenrir Swag 6-1]
Quickly sizing up the opposition, Fenrir quickly initiates Plan 2A: GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE. As both Anaconda and Chalks turn their attention towards the Killa, he quickly shouts "LOOK! ITS THE POLICE!" For a few split seconds, the two pirates do a double take...giving Fenrir just enough time to haul ass outta the kill zone and back to the entrance. Oh hai there Moby.
THE LOW DOWN
Da KillasJohnny Twoface DED
Tyrone "Fenrir" Nash: Outside Entrance
Health: All Good
Inventory: Molovich Magnum Pistol (7/7)(jammed) + (3) mags
Steamy Stan DED
Da Bear: Bar/Restaurant
Health: Light scratches
Inventory: Chair leg
Moby Dick:Outside Entrance
Health: All Good
Inventory: Pointy plastic pieces (8.) arrows (15)
Jak: Bar/restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Toilet Tank Lid
Chalks: Bar/restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: knife
Nickel-back DED
Eric Clearwater: Bar/restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: baseball bat, gold ingot
Anaconda: Bar/restaurant
Health: All Good
Inventory: Cleaver
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