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[Parsely]

You've got this buddy.

[WillowLuman]

Guess what?



Update in progress.

[Omeganaut]

Break open the Dwarven Ale and have a party at the statue garden!

[evictedSaint]

I'm excited!!!

[GiglameshDespair]

Glorious.

[Minepow2]

Oh yeah!  Glad I remembered this thread.   

[WillowLuman]

"Fine. Continue with the story."


"Very well..."


"...The war raged through many planes and many ages. Creatures and weapons from far beyond the knowledge of dwarf or mankind were brought to their worlds."

"Worlds were devastated and horrors were unleashed. But for all its scale, the war was of little consequences. For an important lesson was learned...

"...that the Blood-God's will could not be contested."


"Indeed, it is the blood god's will that forges every world. Or it was."


"Something has happened to the Blood God, and without him the universe grows stagnant. Without him, everything will die."

"But there was one last hope. Using the power to bring worlds together from that ancient war, the mightiest realms to emerge from Armok's anvil were recalled and welded together to create this place, this proving ground. If one hero can gather the strength remaining in all these places, perhaps the heart will beat again, and the forge will be fired anew."


"Wow. That was an incredibly boring story. It feels like you've been telling it for two months, yet I've only been standing here a few minutes."

[Wimopy]

Basically, we have to go gather power to bring back Armok?
I'm guessing that means killing stuff. No choice.
"Which way first?"

"Wow. That was an incredibly boring story. It feels like you've been telling it for two months, yet I've only been standing here a few minutes."

Self-deprecation and a slight wink towards the fourth wall, in a sense? Nice. +1 minced blood cookie for you.

[Omeganaut]

Well, if this guy knows everything, he's (or she's) logically one of the most powerful being, so by killing him (or her) and eating the heart, we will be much closer to our goal.

And the serious suggestion:  Ask where the nearest place to gather said power is.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Questions for the humie:
What're 'the pen' and 'the parasol'?
Who's this heathen 'blood god'?
Why would 'gathering strength' bring him back? What does 'gathering strength' even mean?
Who are you in all this? The high heathen priest? *I swear to (god), if you're a demon in disguise..*


He's raised more questions than he's answered. Still annoyed.

[Wimopy]

Definitely still mad. We got practically nothing except "to save the blood god" and "proving grounds". Pretty useless for Gwuin. (Informative for us, but useless for her). We're missing the facts. Gather strength - where, how? Why me? Who the hell is the person telling me all this?

Though I agree, it's not like dark souls ever says more. "Brave soul, seek more souls..."

[evictedSaint]

He's raised more questions than he's answered. Still annoyed.

You have literally described Dark Soul.

[AfellowDwarf]

"What's in it for me?"

If it's dying if you refuse, remind him that the blood god's vacation will eventually kill him as well.

[WillowLuman]

I am thankful for your continued readership and participation! You guys rock!

"Wow. That was an incredibly boring story. It feels like you've been telling it for two months, yet I've only been standing here a few minutes."

Self-deprecation and a slight wink towards the fourth wall, in a sense? Nice. +1 minced blood cookie for you.

Thanks! Does it also have minced plump helmet wine?

[Minepow2]

"How does this 'power' assist the bood-god's return?"

and

"Where is the nearest source of 'power'?"

Would be what I ask.