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Worldmaster27

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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2014, 08:20:26 pm »

A asteroid with life on it
(2) You manage to create a rock, but fail to create any semblance of life.
Destructinatdestroyers!
(2) Whoops. You accidentally create a bunch of pacifistic goldfish. They quickly die from lack of water.
Another jelly (jello) penguin this time alive.
(1) You're honestly starting to think that Toady rigged these dice. The glob of jello doesn't look like anything at all, and it's a gibbering idiot. To add insult to injury, it smells like sweaty feet.
Make antimatter dwarves to dig into the sentient mountains.
(1) You're sure of it. The dice are rigged. You only manage to create smaller spheres of antimatter, and they quickly become friends with the sentient mountains.
A race of sentient explosions.
(4) Well, at least this worked. You've made a race of intelligent explosions, with about the force of regular TNT. Interestingly, they quickly form hostilities with the Mountain race. Possibly because of the mining uses of TNT.
Form a giant burrito planetoid
(4) You manage to create a gigantic burrito, about the size of Venus. The Mountains quickly form settlements on it, as do the Explosions. A violent land war soon erupts and both sides are taking major losses, however they fight on.


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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2014, 08:22:21 pm »

Give up on dwarf making and settle for making treehuggers elves out of antimatter.
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2014, 08:31:31 pm »

Create dwarves, who will live peacefully with the mountains! Give them weapons to fight the explosions!
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2014, 08:31:50 pm »

Create a giant lightbulb to BRING LIGHT TO THE WORLD
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2014, 08:58:29 pm »

Give up on dwarf making and settle for making treehuggers elves out of antimatter.
(2) Perhaps for the better, your elf making failed.
Create dwarves, who will live peacefully with the mountains! Give them weapons to fight the explosions!
(5) You create dwarves on your second try. You send them to be allies of the Mountains, and the dwarves turn the tide in the Mountains' favor. Clad in steel and armed with Magma Salsa Cannons, the mountains push the Explosions into the Tortilla Wastelands. Confident, the Mountains make peace with the Explosions, provided they remain in the Wastelands.
Create a giant lightbulb to BRING LIGHT TO THE WORLD BURRITO
(6) You successfully create a giant lightbulb! You power it too! Unfortunately, the dwarves had never been exposed to light before; their Cave Adaption severely limiting what they can do for a time! (-2 to the next roll involving dwarves) The Explosions use this to their advantage. They reignite the war, taking many frontier territories held by the mountains!


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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2014, 09:06:54 pm »

Create a civilization consisting solely of various instances of BILLY MAYS! They will serve as the merchants of BURRITOLAND!
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2014, 09:25:43 pm »

Toss the large ball of antimatter at the lightbulb in frustration.
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2014, 09:31:37 pm »

Make a race of sentient humanoids composed of every metal, with castes determined by the type of metal the individual is composed of. Then have them colonize the Burrito world.
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2014, 09:34:03 pm »

Help the mountains advance their technology through the roof.
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2014, 09:35:30 pm »

DEPLOY A JUPITER-SIZE WORLD THAT HAS LIFE ON IT
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 01:48:57 am »

create a form of life which does not require air, water or food, and looks somewhat human
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 05:23:22 am »

Create a ocean planet that has the air made of fire.
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 08:03:51 am »

Begin growing a giant space baby of power in the idiot jello.

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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2014, 08:54:04 am »

Make mountains carnivourous and constantly growing larger.
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Re: Roll to Creation
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2014, 09:11:16 am »

Create a civilization consisting solely of various instances of BILLY MAYS! They will serve as the merchants of BURRITOLAND!
(2) You only manage to create a mildly annoying infomercial.
Toss the large ball of antimatter at the lightbulb in frustration.
(2) Frustrated with the dwarves' inability to do cool things, you try to toss the ball of anti matter at the lightbulb. However, you miss and hit the smaller spheres of antimatter. Whoops.
Make a race of sentient humanoids composed of every metal, with castes determined by the type of metal the individual is composed of. Then have them colonize the Burrito world.
(4) You create a new species of humanoid metal-men.  They set out to conquer the Great Burrito, and they pushed off the Explosions entirely. The Mountains rapidly formed strong relations with the Metal-Men, and trade is flourishing between the two. The Explosions are currently above orbit, plotting their revenge against the Mountains and Metal-Men.
Help the mountains advance their technology through the roof.
(3) You encourage the Mountains to focus their efforts into technology. They make a few decent discoveries, but they largely ignore you.
DEPLOY A JUPITER-SIZE WORLD THAT HAS LIFE ON IT
(5) You create a truly massive world the size of Jupiter. It is a lush forest world with many mountains and oceans. The Explosions move there and settle a large region. They begin developing new military technologies. The native tribes of Squiggles~ are happy to leave the Explosions alone.
create a form of life which does not require air, water or food, and looks somewhat human
(1) All you manage to make is a group of amoebas, and they quickly die from lack of air, water, and food.
Create a ocean planet that has the air made of fire.
(4) You create a planet, roughly the size of Neptune, that is entirely composed of water. And somehow, the atmosphere is made of fire. You aren't sure how that works. Currently, nothing really lives on it.
Begin growing a giant space baby of power in the idiot jello.
(5) You have an idea; you begin growing a giant space baby in the gibbering remains of the jello. The baby soon eats through the jello and begins orbiting the lightbulb. You begin to seriously worry about your mental health.
Make mountains carnivourous and constantly growing larger.
(4) In a fit of madness, you make the mountains carnivorous. They grow slightly larger every time they eat meat. Soon, the dwarves reopen the Explosions' abandoned beef mines and the Mountains grow steadily larger.


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