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"A-ah! D-don't shoot me!"

Dany still has enough dignity to not try to get out of this with incubus powers.

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lizzie gently pushes into the kiss and wraps her arms around him.

((*looks at watch and waits for fade to black*))

[Empiricist]

Lizzie gently pushes into the kiss and wraps her arms around him.

((*looks at watch and waits for fade to black*))

((Is this my cue to prep a karma roll table with casaba howitzers and false-vacuum metastability events as possible outcomes?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lizzie gently pushes into the kiss and wraps her arms around him.

((*looks at watch and waits for fade to black*))

((Is this my cue to prep a karma roll table with casaba howitzers and false-vacuum metastability events as possible outcomes?))

((Nah, the usual 'zombie STD and eldritch abomination babbeh' will do.))

[Empiricist]

Lizzie gently pushes into the kiss and wraps her arms around him.

((*looks at watch and waits for fade to black*))

((Is this my cue to prep a karma roll table with casaba howitzers and false-vacuum metastability events as possible outcomes?))

((Nah, the usual 'zombie STD and eldritch abomination babbeh' will do.))

((Pregnancy doesn't actually have much of an effect seeing as it just creates an NPC that is never used if they don't want to. STDs can be cured via healing spells. An expanding field where the very universe as we know it ceases to be cannot be resolved as simply.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((SOLUTION: The NPC created is controlled by Xantalos or you. :3))

[Empiricist]

((I'll be busy from next week onwards, I may not even log on for a while, so no.))
((Here's a karma roll table. Please note, none of the effects may be negated and in all cases, the effects apply to everyone involved. So people hold an orgy, even if only one of them rolls badly, they will all suffer for it. If they all roll badly, well, !!FUN!! ensues does it not?))

Spoiler: Karma Roll Table (click to show/hide)

• 100: Conceptual decay
  -The concept of your loins and ability to copulate has been irreversibly erased from reality. You may want to run unless you want the same fate to be inflicted upon the rest of your body.
  
• 95: False Vacuum Metastability Event
  -The universe as we know it ceases to exist at the location of your senative areas, this field of annihilation is expanding.
  
• 90: Transient Quasar
  -A temporary quasar forms from what used to be your bodyparts, sending beams of its constituent particles spraying the area with composite damage.
  
• 85: Kugelbliz
  -Your bodyparts burn away with such force that the energy itself forms a temporary black hole.
  
• 80: Micro Blackhole
  -Your body parts are mangled by a microblack hole that evaporates in a puff of Hawking Radiation.
  
• 75: Semi-Stable Magnetic Monopoles
  -Incredibly dense particles spray out, ionizing everything they pass through, including their rather awkward point of origin.
  
• 70: Low-Yield Cold Fusion
  -You two tried too hard and accidently caused a partial thermonuclear reaction between your *ahem*
  
• 65: Casaba Howitzer Strike
  -A lance of thermonuclear flame impales your current location, you may want to move.
  
• 60: Meteor Strike
  -A big rock falls out of the sky above you, moving is recommended.
  
• 55: Ball Lightning
  -A homing, arcing mass of lightning flies in, it is explosive, try not to get hit.
  
• 50: Spontaneous Combustion
  -The area around you two bursts into inextinguishable flames of wrath.
  
• 45: Xantalos is allowed to perform 1 action using each character
  -Something seems to be influencing you...
  
• 40: The experience was so horrible it causes traumatization and severe genophobia
  -Wow you two are really bad at this.
  
• 35: Traumatization and genophobia
  -Perhaps you aren't too suited for this sort of thing.
  
• 30: Reliving every negative experience that ever happened to that character
  -Angst bombs away!
  
• 25: Agonizing pain
  -It really hurts and not in a good way, even if you normally wouldn't mind.
  
• 20: All abilities and equipment ceases to exist for 24 IRL hours
  -Try fighting now, I dare you.
  
• 15: Next karma roll will have a +5 bonus and its result doubled
  -Perhaps now is a good time to give chastity a go?
  
• 10: Next karma roll will have a +10 bonus
  -Don't push your luck...
  
• 5: Next karma roll will have a +5 bonus
  -It'll get you next time.
  

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((It's called a KARMA roll, not a DO NOT HAVE INTIMATE MOMENTS roll. It's meant to be hilarious! And not in the black comedy way! ))

[Empiricist]

((Yeah, this is just for on-screen stuff, if you just imply it happened earlier without any other mention, you'll avoid taking it. Also, it won't kill them if they run. It may horribly maim them and cause angst, but it won't kill.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((.....so basically, this karma thing won't even be used? ))

[Empiricist]

((Hopefully not. But it is designed to be used in the same situations as per usual. People should be able just to have those things implied to have happened entirely offscreen at some nebulous time without needing a fade to black.))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

Lizzie gently pushes into the kiss and wraps her arms around him.

((*looks at watch and waits for fade to black*))

Cheru and Eina are outside the bar.

[PrivateNomad]

((Elf-senpai, is my new character approved?))

[IamanElfCollaborator]

((Change the name, otherwise go ahead.))

[PrivateNomad]

Eldon is zooming about a forest with his 3-D gear.