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[Icefire2314]

NAME: DRAOI
RACE: 50% NAUTILUS 100% HUMAN
ONLY ITEM: MYGENITALIA A MAGIC STAFF

UNITE THE NAUTILUS TRIBES OF ALL THE WORLD'S OCEANS AND GRANT THEM SENTIENCE AND AIR-BREATHING WITH MY MAGIC STAFF.
ATTACK THE CHIEF OF POLICE

[poketwo]

NAME: DICEMASTER or DM
RACE: Human DM
ONLY ITEM: ALL THE DICE

POINT OUT THAT I HAVE ALL THE DICE, AT LEAST ALL THE ONES EXCEPT THE GM OF THIS THREAD

[Sinlessmoon]

GRILL THE UNIVERSE!

[1+1]: YOU GRILL THE UNIVERSE! EVERYONE IS NOW MEDIUM RARE STEAKS. Ability get! -2 TO EATING ROLLS.

PICK UP THE CAN AND PUT IT INTO THE GARBAGE!

Chief of Police: HALT! PICK UP THA-

[6+1]: YOU PICK UP THE CAN AND THROW IT WITH SO MUCH FORCE THAT IT BASICALLY BLOWS A HOLE THREW THE CHIEF OF POLICE.

Chief of Police Health: [IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

Chief of Police: Oh... You've made a mistake now.

Chief of Police attacks Gordon!

[6] VS. [1]: LOOKS LIKE YOU ARE ABOUT TO HAVE A BAD DAY. THE CHIEF OF POLICE HARMBATONS YOUR FACE INTO OBLIVION, YOU ARE DEAD.

Consume all the money.

[4]: YOU CONSUME ALL OF THE MONEY THAT THE U.S OWES IN DEBT. YOU ARE AWARDED WITH THE HIGHEST HONORS.

Use my amazing rubberiness to stretch my arm backwards, then watch as it zips back forward and slams into the police officer.

[6] VS. [1]: YOUR ARM BASICALLY OBLITERATES THE POLICE CHIEF.

Chief of Police has died!

Item get! Police chief badge: +3 bonus to rolls against law enforcement.

STEAL THE ROOF OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL

[1+1]: YOU CAN'T QUITE FIND THE SISTINE CHAPEL, INSTEAD YOU GO FOR JUST A NORMAL ROOF.

Item get! Normal roof: What are you expecting? It to do something?

DUPLICATE SELF WITH MAGICAL POWERS.

[4+1]: YOU HAVE DUPLICATED YOURSELF INTO AT LEAST FOUR SWORDS!

Unmake everyone!

COMBAT CHALLENGE! TAG TEAM BATTLE! DARKPALADIN W/ BLAZING GLORY VS. SMURFINGTONTHEBIRD

MURDER HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO SO

[5+1] VS. [2]: YOU ATTACK HIM WITH VERY POWERFUL POWER!

Smurfingtonthebird's health: [IIIIIIII]

Create a dwarven atom smasher and atom smash smurfingtonthethird!

[2+1] VS. [3]: YOU ATTEMPT TO CREATE AN ATOM SMASHER, YOU SUCCESSFULLY DO SO BUT SMURFINGTON AVOIDS IT.

Unmake everyone!

[6]: YOU ATTEMPT TO UNMAKE EVERYTHING, YOU MANAGE TO UNMAKE A WALL, AND PART OF YOUR ARM.

UNITE THE NAUTILUS TRIBES OF ALL THE WORLD'S OCEANS AND GRANT THEM SENTIENCE AND AIR-BREATHING WITH MY MAGIC STAFF.
ATTACK THE CHIEF OF POLICE

[3+1]: YES YOU GRANT THEM SENTIENCE! HUZZAH! WAIT, WHAT ARE THEY DOING? OH BOTHER, THEY SAT DOWN TO WATCH THE LAST EPISODE OF AMERICAN IDOL.

POINT OUT THAT I HAVE ALL THE DICE, AT LEAST ALL THE ONES EXCEPT THE GM OF THIS THREAD

[3+1]: YOU POINT IT OUT RATHER WELL, EVERYONE IS NOW SLIGHTLY BOTHERED BY THIS.

[poketwo]

POINT IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE THAT SMUTHINGTONTHEBIRD CAN'T BE A GM WITHOUT HAVING DICE

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Find a ship.

[Gamerlord]

Blackmail the US with their massive debt. Order them to kill the other players!

[IcyTea31]

RANSOM THE ROOF TO ITS OWNER: "PAY ME $50000 BY TOMORROW MIDNIGHT OR YOUR ROOF GETS IT!" THEN STEAL BLITZDUNGEONEER'S POLICE CHIEF BADGE.

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

This game is extremely stupid. This game is extremely awesome.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

RANSOM THE ROOF TO ITS OWNER: "PAY ME $50000 BY TOMORROW MIDNIGHT OR YOUR ROOF GETS IT!" THEN STEAL BLITZDUNGEONEER'S POLICE CHIEF BADGE.

Spoiler: OOC (click to show/hide)

This game is extremely stupid. This game is extremely awesome.

Hinder action by way of using my Buster Sword.

[TamerVirus]

RESPAWN AND STEAL A CAR. AGAIN

[blazing glory]

Leave this joker alone,I want smurfingtonthethird I don't care about no birds.

Get a work order to channel a large area of the floor,do so and ignore the fact that smurfingtonthethird is standing on the ground that's to be removed.

[Lyeos]

JAB SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD IN THE EYE!

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Everyone wants to hurt me. I must be a good GM.))

CALL IN POTATO STORM ON EVERYTHING, CALL SINLESSMOON A BUTT FOR NOT UNMAKING REALITY WHEN I ROLLED A SIX

POINT IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE THAT SMUTHINGTONTHEBIRD CAN'T BE A GM WITHOUT HAVING DICE

DICE ARE FOR SISSIES, LOL

[squidgen]

NAME: SQU'LOKITH
RACE: SPACE KRAKEN
ITEM: SPACE-RENDING DOOM TENTICALS

TEAR THE CITY IN HALF WITH SPACE KRAKEN POWER!

[Imperial Guardsman]

NAME: GUARDSMAN
RACE: HUMAN
ITEM: FULLY LOADED LASGUN

RECRUIT ALL THE PEOPLE

[Sinlessmoon]

POINT IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE THAT SMUTHINGTONTHEBIRD CAN'T BE A GM WITHOUT HAVING DICE

[6+1]:  SMURFINGTON GETS HIS GM ROLE REVERSED.

Blackmail the US with their massive debt. Order them to kill the other players!

[3]: YOU BLACKMAIL THE US WITH THEIR DEBT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A BUNCH OF BLACK CHOPPERS COME AROUND. THEY SEEM TO WANT THEIR DEBT BACK.

Black Choppers: [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

RANSOM THE ROOF TO ITS OWNER: "PAY ME $50000 BY TOMORROW MIDNIGHT OR YOUR ROOF GETS IT!" THEN STEAL BLITZDUNGEONEER'S POLICE CHIEF BADGE.

Roll one: [3+1]: YOU CALL HIM AND LIAM NEESON PICKS UP.

Liam Neeson:  I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my roof go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

Hinder action by way of using my Buster Sword.

COMBAT! BLITZDUNGONEER VS. ICYTEA31

[5] VS. [5]: YOU MISS WITH YOUR BUSTER SWORD LEAVING YOURSELF OPEN. ICYTEA TRIPS OVER HIS LACES AND FALLS OVER.

RESPAWN AND STEAL A CAR. AGAIN

[2+1]: AWW YEAH, YOU FIND A CAR! EXCEPT IT HAS A PERSON INSIDE OF IT, AND IT HAPPENS TO BE Liam Neeson ON HIS WAY TO ICYTEA'S PLACE!

Liam Neeson: You have made a huge mistake. [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

TAG TEAM BATTLE! BLAZING GLORY W/ LYEOS VS. SMURFINGTONTHEBIRDTHIRD

Get a work order to channel a large area of the floor,do so and ignore the fact that smurfingtonthethird is standing on the ground that's to be removed.

[4] VS. [3]: YOU BEGIN WORKING ON CHANNELING THE FLOOR, SMURFINGTON MANAGES TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE YOU CHANNEL THE GROUND FROM OUT UNDER HIS FEET. WELL, HE MORE OR LESS WALKED INTO A WALL. [IIIIIIII]

JAB SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD IN THE EYE!

[3+1] VS. [6!!!!]: SMURFINGTON RECOVERS FROM WALKING INTO THE WALL AMAZINGLY AND MANAGES TO SIDE-STEP YOUR ATTACK, CAUSING YOU TO PLUNGE RIGHT INTO THE CHANNEL... AND TO YOUR DEATH!

CALL IN POTATO STORM ON EVERYTHING, CALL SINLESSMOON A BUTT FOR NOT UNMAKING REALITY WHEN I ROLLED A SIX

[4]: WOOPS, INSTEAD OF POTATOES, IT IS NOW FRIES. EVERYONE IS HAPPY! ALSO, SINLESSMOON RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING SAYING: "I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD GM!"

TEAR THE CITY IN HALF WITH SPACE KRAKEN POWER!

[3 + 1]: MWUAHAHAHAHA, YOU REND THE CITY COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY, ALL WHILE CACKLING YOUR SPACE KRAKEN LAUGH. LUCKILY FOR EVERYONE ELSE, NO ONE WAS IN THE MIDDLE SO THEY WEREN'T SPLIT.

RECRUIT ALL THE PEOPLE

[4 + 1]: AS YOUR GUARDSMAN DUTY IS TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF THE GOD EMPEROR, YOU HAVE STARTED RECRUITING MEN TO YOUR CAUSE. Item get! Twenty untrained/unarmed militia in your squad!