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Author Topic: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION  (Read 7003 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2014, 12:47:40 pm »

MURDER MONEY GOLEM AND FORCE HIM TO UPDATE HIS GAMES (TALKING TO YOU GAMERLORD)
(*scurries back into a hole*)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2014, 12:52:58 pm »

Kill the police. Find boat and become a pirate.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2014, 06:44:07 pm »

RESPAWN AS ANOTHER DORF,MAKE A MAGMA CANNON THAT BLAST'S THE ELVES INTO OBLIVION,ACCORDING TO THE WISHES OF MY OVERSEER.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2014, 08:30:02 pm »

Rebuild my body out of the money. MONEY GOLEM.

[1]: THE ONLY MONEY YOU HAVE ARE QUARTERS, YOU ARE NOW THE QUARTER GOLEM.

GO TO RAVENHOLM, BE BROS WITH THAT CRAZY PRIEST GUY

[3+1-4 = 0]: YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHERE RAVENHOLM IS, YOU ENDED UP IN CITY 17 INSTEAD.

SUMMON A BOOK FULL OF NECROMANCY SPELLS!

[1+1]: INSTEAD OF A BOOK FULL OF NECROMANCY SPELLS, ITS A BOOK FULL OF COOKING RECIPES, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF REGULAR INGREDIENTS, ITS UNDEAD INGREDIENTS.

MURDER MONEY GOLEM AND FORCE HIM TO UPDATE HIS GAMES (TALKING TO YOU GAMERLORD)

[5+1 VS. 5]: YOU EXPLODE THE MONEY QUARTER GOLEM AND HE EXPLODES INTO MANY MANY QUARTERS.

Kill the police. Find boat and become a pirate.

[4]: YOU START KILLING THE POLICE AND MANAGE TO TAKE DOWN A COUPLE.

Chief of Police: HALT, WHO GOES AND KILLS MY MINIONS!?

RESPAWN AS ANOTHER DORF,MAKE A MAGMA CANNON THAT BLAST'S THE ELVES INTO OBLIVION,ACCORDING TO THE WISHES OF MY OVERSEER.

[3+1]: YOU MAKE AN AMAZING MAGMA CANNON, YET YOU CAN'T FIND ANY ELVES.


Chief of Police Health: [IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

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Playergamer

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2014, 08:32:43 pm »

NAME:BEAR GRILLER
RACE:SURVIVALIGHTER
ONLY ITEM: PORTABLE GRILL

GRILL THE UNIVERSE!
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2014, 08:40:31 pm »

PICK UP THE CAN AND PUT IT INTO THE GARBAGE!
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Gamerlord

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2014, 08:55:18 pm »

Consume all the money.

blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2014, 09:10:23 pm »

Blast all the forests instead.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2014, 01:20:27 am »

Use my amazing rubberiness to stretch my arm backwards, then watch as it zips back forward and slams into the police officer.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2014, 06:36:49 am »

NAME: "WODAHS" (IT'S SHADOW BACKWARDS, SUCH WIT)
RACE: MASTER THIEF
ONLY ITEM: HELICOPTER OWNER'S MANUAL

STEAL THE ROOF OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 06:45:49 am »

NAME: SWORD
RACE: SENTIENT FLOATING SWORD
ONLY ITEM: SELF

DUPLICATE SELF WITH MAGICAL POWERS.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 07:34:12 am »

Uh... Uh...

"Hey everybody, you don't have any clothes!"

SUMMON A FANCY DRESS SUIT. BUT ONLY FOR MYSELF.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 07:35:49 am »

NAME: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
RACE: GODMASTER
ONLY ITEM: GM STICK

Unmake everyone!
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2014, 10:29:34 am »

NAME: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
RACE: GODMASTER
ONLY ITEM: GM STICK

Unmake everyone!
MURDER HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO SO
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2014, 07:23:02 pm »

Oh no! It's smurfingtonthethird! Quick kill him!

Create a dwarven atom smasher and atom smash smurfingtonthethird!
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