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Author Topic: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION  (Read 7002 times)

Gamerlord

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2014, 12:47:40 pm »
Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 14, 2014, 12:41:34 pm
MURDER MONEY GOLEM AND FORCE HIM TO UPDATE HIS GAMES (TALKING TO YOU GAMERLORD)
(*scurries back into a hole*)
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #16 on: April 14, 2014, 12:52:58 pm »
Kill the police. Find boat and become a pirate.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #17 on: April 14, 2014, 06:44:07 pm »
RESPAWN AS ANOTHER DORF,MAKE A MAGMA CANNON THAT BLAST'S THE ELVES INTO OBLIVION,ACCORDING TO THE WISHES OF MY OVERSEER.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #18 on: April 14, 2014, 08:30:02 pm »
Quote from: Gamerlord on April 14, 2014, 12:33:14 pm
Rebuild my body out of the money. MONEY GOLEM.

[1]: THE ONLY MONEY YOU HAVE ARE QUARTERS, YOU ARE NOW THE QUARTER GOLEM.

Quote from: TamerVirus on April 14, 2014, 12:34:21 pm
GO TO RAVENHOLM, BE BROS WITH THAT CRAZY PRIEST GUY

[3+1-4 = 0]: YOU CAN'T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT WHERE RAVENHOLM IS, YOU ENDED UP IN CITY 17 INSTEAD.

Quote from: Lyeos on April 14, 2014, 12:43:30 pm
SUMMON A BOOK FULL OF NECROMANCY SPELLS!

[1+1]: INSTEAD OF A BOOK FULL OF NECROMANCY SPELLS, ITS A BOOK FULL OF COOKING RECIPES, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF REGULAR INGREDIENTS, ITS UNDEAD INGREDIENTS.

Quote from: darkpaladin109 on April 14, 2014, 12:41:34 pm
MURDER MONEY GOLEM AND FORCE HIM TO UPDATE HIS GAMES (TALKING TO YOU GAMERLORD)

[5+1 VS. 5]: YOU EXPLODE THE MONEY QUARTER GOLEM AND HE EXPLODES INTO MANY MANY QUARTERS.

Quote from: BlitzDungeoneer on April 14, 2014, 12:52:58 pm
Kill the police. Find boat and become a pirate.

[4]: YOU START KILLING THE POLICE AND MANAGE TO TAKE DOWN A COUPLE.

Chief of Police: HALT, WHO GOES AND KILLS MY MINIONS!?

Quote from: blazing glory on April 14, 2014, 06:44:07 pm
RESPAWN AS ANOTHER DORF,MAKE A MAGMA CANNON THAT BLAST'S THE ELVES INTO OBLIVION,ACCORDING TO THE WISHES OF MY OVERSEER.

[3+1]: YOU MAKE AN AMAZING MAGMA CANNON, YET YOU CAN'T FIND ANY ELVES.


Chief of Police Health: [IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2014, 08:32:43 pm »
NAME:BEAR GRILLER
RACE:SURVIVALIGHTER
ONLY ITEM: PORTABLE GRILL

GRILL THE UNIVERSE!
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2014, 08:40:31 pm »
PICK UP THE CAN AND PUT IT INTO THE GARBAGE!
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Gamerlord

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2014, 08:55:18 pm »
Consume all the money.
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2014, 09:10:23 pm »
Blast all the forests instead.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2014, 01:20:27 am »
Use my amazing rubberiness to stretch my arm backwards, then watch as it zips back forward and slams into the police officer.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2014, 06:36:49 am »
NAME: "WODAHS" (IT'S SHADOW BACKWARDS, SUCH WIT)
RACE: MASTER THIEF
ONLY ITEM: HELICOPTER OWNER'S MANUAL

STEAL THE ROOF OF THE SISTINE CHAPEL
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2014, 06:45:49 am »
NAME: SWORD
RACE: SENTIENT FLOATING SWORD
ONLY ITEM: SELF

DUPLICATE SELF WITH MAGICAL POWERS.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2014, 07:34:12 am »
Uh... Uh...

"Hey everybody, you don't have any clothes!"

SUMMON A FANCY DRESS SUIT. BUT ONLY FOR MYSELF.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2014, 07:35:49 am »
NAME: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
RACE: GODMASTER
ONLY ITEM: GM STICK

Unmake everyone!
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2014, 10:29:34 am »
Quote from: smurfingtonthethird on April 15, 2014, 07:35:49 am
NAME: SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD
RACE: GODMASTER
ONLY ITEM: GM STICK

Unmake everyone!
MURDER HIM BEFORE HE CAN DO SO
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blazing glory

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2014, 07:23:02 pm »
Oh no! It's smurfingtonthethird! Quick kill him!

Create a dwarven atom smasher and atom smash smurfingtonthethird!
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