POINT IT OUT TO THE UNIVERSE THAT SMUTHINGTONTHEBIRD CAN'T BE A GM WITHOUT HAVING DICE
[6+1]: SMURFINGTON GETS HIS GM ROLE REVERSED.
Blackmail the US with their massive debt. Order them to kill the other players!
[3]: YOU BLACKMAIL THE US WITH THEIR DEBT AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A BUNCH OF BLACK CHOPPERS COME AROUND. THEY SEEM TO WANT THEIR DEBT BACK.
Black Choppers: [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
RANSOM THE ROOF TO ITS OWNER: "PAY ME $50000 BY TOMORROW MIDNIGHT OR YOUR ROOF GETS IT!" THEN STEAL BLITZDUNGEONEER'S POLICE CHIEF BADGE.
Roll one: [3+1]: YOU CALL HIM AND LIAM NEESON PICKS UP.
Liam Neeson: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my roof go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you. [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
Hinder action by way of using my Buster Sword.
COMBAT! BLITZDUNGONEER VS. ICYTEA31[5] VS. [5]: YOU MISS WITH YOUR BUSTER SWORD LEAVING YOURSELF OPEN. ICYTEA TRIPS OVER HIS LACES AND FALLS OVER.
RESPAWN AND STEAL A CAR. AGAIN
[2+1]: AWW YEAH, YOU FIND A CAR! EXCEPT IT HAS A PERSON INSIDE OF IT, AND IT HAPPENS TO BE
Liam Neeson ON HIS WAY TO ICYTEA'S PLACE!
Liam Neeson: You have made a huge mistake. [IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
TAG TEAM BATTLE! BLAZING GLORY W/ LYEOS VS. SMURFINGTONTHEBIRDTHIRDGet a work order to channel a large area of the floor,do so and ignore the fact that smurfingtonthethird is standing on the ground that's to be removed.
[4] VS. [3]: YOU BEGIN WORKING ON CHANNELING THE FLOOR, SMURFINGTON MANAGES TO STEP OUT OF THE WAY BEFORE YOU CHANNEL THE GROUND FROM OUT UNDER HIS FEET. WELL, HE MORE OR LESS WALKED INTO A WALL. [
IIIIIIII]
JAB SMURFINGTONTHETHIRD IN THE EYE!
[3+1] VS. [6!!!!]: SMURFINGTON RECOVERS FROM WALKING INTO THE WALL AMAZINGLY AND MANAGES TO SIDE-STEP YOUR ATTACK, CAUSING YOU TO PLUNGE RIGHT INTO THE CHANNEL... AND TO YOUR DEATH!
CALL IN POTATO STORM ON EVERYTHING, CALL SINLESSMOON A BUTT FOR NOT UNMAKING REALITY WHEN I ROLLED A SIX
[4]: WOOPS, INSTEAD OF POTATOES, IT IS NOW FRIES. EVERYONE IS HAPPY! ALSO, SINLESSMOON RUNS OUT OF THE ROOM CRYING SAYING: "I JUST WANT TO BE A GOOD GM!"
TEAR THE CITY IN HALF WITH SPACE KRAKEN POWER!
[3 + 1]: MWUAHAHAHAHA, YOU REND THE CITY COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY, ALL WHILE CACKLING YOUR SPACE KRAKEN LAUGH. LUCKILY FOR EVERYONE ELSE, NO ONE WAS IN THE MIDDLE SO THEY WEREN'T SPLIT.
RECRUIT ALL THE PEOPLE
[4 + 1]: AS YOUR GUARDSMAN DUTY IS TO HELP SPREAD THE WORD OF THE GOD EMPEROR, YOU HAVE STARTED RECRUITING MEN TO YOUR CAUSE.
Item get! Twenty untrained/unarmed militia in your squad!