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Author Topic: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION  (Read 6977 times)

Sinlessmoon

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ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« on: April 14, 2014, 02:03:52 am »

GUYS GUYS GUYS, TRY AND SURVIVE.



WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JEEZE.

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2014, 02:10:15 am »

NAME:STEVE
RACE:HUMAN
ONLY ITEM:CROWBAR

HIJACK A CAR AHHHHHHHH
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2014, 02:14:19 am »

HIJACK A CAR AHHHHHHHH

[2+1]: YOU HIJACK THE CAR BUT IT DOESN'T START AND THE ALARM STARTS BLARING.

Cop: HALT CRIMINAL SCUM!

Danger level: 1

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2014, 02:27:25 am »

Name: Monkey D. Luffy.
Race: Rubber man.
Only Item: The Buster Sword.

Cut a building in half with a flying blade attack.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2014, 02:29:03 am »

GO ALL GORDAN FREEMAN ON THE COP'S FACE WITH MY CROWBAR!
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #5 on: April 14, 2014, 04:03:12 am »

NAME: Cheesecake
RACE: Cheesecake
ONLY ITEM: Cheesecake

Procreate.
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #6 on: April 14, 2014, 05:09:23 am »

Name: Doran
Race: T-Rex
Only Item: A door

OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, GET EVERYONE TO WALK ME
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #7 on: April 14, 2014, 05:27:40 am »

Name: Urist
Race: Dorf
Only Item: Plump helmet

PULL LEVER
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #8 on: April 14, 2014, 05:42:54 am »

NAME: Shane
RACE: OmniPimp
ONLY ITEM: Fancy Hat

BACKHAND EVERYTHING. BITCHES I WANT MY MONEY.

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #9 on: April 14, 2014, 07:22:43 am »

NAME: JACK
RACE: EMBODIENT OF MURDER
ONLY ITEM: OMNIMURDERIMPLEMENT

MURDER SOMEONE
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2014, 12:18:27 pm »

MURDER SOMEONE

[4+1]: YOU SUCCESFULLY MURDER SOMEONE WITH YOUR MURDERING IMPLEMENT... SURPRISINGLY NO ONE NOTICED.

Danger Level: 1.5!!!

BACKHAND EVERYTHING. BITCHES I WANT MY MONEY.

[5+1]: YOU BACKHAND LITERALLY EVERYTHING AND MONEY POPS OUT OF THEM, UNFORTUNATELY THAT MEANS YOU BACKHAND YOURSELF AND DIE AND LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY. WOOPS

Danger Level: 4!!!!!

PULL LEVER

[1+1]: OH GREAT, YOU JUST HAD TO PULL THE LEVER DIDN'T YOU? YOU GET EATEN BY MAGMA, GREAT JOB.

OPEN THE DOOR, GET ON THE FLOOR, GET EVERYONE TO WALK ME

[2+1]: SOME BRAVE SOUL WALKS INTO THE DOOR YOU'RE CARRYING WITH YOU AND BEGINS TO WALK YOU, UNFORTUNATELY YOU CAN RESIST EATING HIM.

Danger Level: GETTING CLOSE TO OFF THE CHARTS.

Procreate.

[6]: OH LORD WHY, YOU PROCREATE SO MUCH THAT YOU NOW HAVE AN ARMY OF YOUR CHILDREN, AT LEAST 10 OR SO.

GO ALL GORDAN FREEMAN ON THE COP'S FACE WITH MY CROWBAR!

[5+1]: YOU SCREAM AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS AT START RUNNING TO BASH HIS FACE IN, YOU SUCCESFULLY DO SO, UNFORTUNATELY NOW THAT YOU HAVE BECOME THE REAL GORDON, YOU ARE NO LONGER ABLE TO TALK.

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Cut a building in half with a flying blade attack.

[4]: WOW, YOU ARE SO COOL. THAT BUILDING IS COMPLETELY GONE! UNFORTUNATELY IT WAS THE POLICE HQ AND NOW THEY ARE SUPER PISSED AND STUFF.

Danger Level: YOU ARE IN SOME DEEP SHIT NOW.

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #11 on: April 14, 2014, 12:33:14 pm »

Rebuild my body out of the money. MONEY GOLEM.

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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #12 on: April 14, 2014, 12:34:21 pm »

GO TO RAVENHOLM, BE BROS WITH THAT CRAZY PRIEST GUY
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #13 on: April 14, 2014, 12:41:34 pm »

MURDER MONEY GOLEM AND FORCE HIM TO UPDATE HIS GAMES (TALKING TO YOU GAMERLORD)
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Re: ROLL TO SURVIVE: OH GOD EDITION
« Reply #14 on: April 14, 2014, 12:43:30 pm »

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Name: Lyeos Nal'lyei
Race: 100% Human!
Only Item: Big Book of Summoning!

SUMMON A BOOK FULL OF NECROMANCY SPELLS!
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