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[~Neri]

Leave him alone. Loot other house(s).

+1 I have no idea what's going on, but loot is always good. Always.

We are an extremely sociopathic trap of my design. A fissure has opened in the middle of New York or something and giant insect creatures are murderifying people in the streets. We attempted to convince a neighbor who witnessed us torture a cat to let us into his house, which was a stupid idea in the first place. We are now likely going to loot stuff.

[ttlovepie]

I completely misread what was going on, I thought he was in the house across the street at the front door.

Leave him alone. Loot other house(s).

+1 I have no idea what's going on, but loot is always good. Always.

We are an extremely sociopathic trap of my design. A fissure has opened in the middle of New York or something and giant insect creatures are murderifying people in the streets. We attempted to convince a neighbor who witnessed us torture a cat to let us into his house, which was a stupid idea in the first place. We are now likely going to loot stuff.

+1

[Parsely]

Leave him alone. Loot other house(s).

+1 I have no idea what's going on, but loot is always good. Always.

We are an extremely sociopathic trap of my design. A fissure has opened in the middle of New York or something and giant insect creatures are murderifying people in the streets. We attempted to convince a neighbor who witnessed us torture a cat to let us into his house, which was a stupid idea in the first place. We are now likely going to loot stuff.

+1

[Wwolin]

((Studying and testing has begun; expect turns to be irregular until next Tuesday.))

"Welp, you can't say that I didn't give it a shot. Let's go Julie. There's bound to be some lootable place nearby without a blunderbuss-wielding asshole in it."
"Sounds good to me."

Leaving Will to wave his antique gun around triumphantly, you and Julie make your way to the main road, where the nature of the current apocalypse is quite apparent. While the road is mostly empty, as small town roads tend to be, the few cars that are on it are all in various states of wrecking, and several hunks of meat which may once have been people lie strewn about haphazardly.
"I... What is... I think I'm going to be sick."

Suddenly, a nearby car shifts, and two creatures looking like grey praying mantises skitter out from behind it. While no larger than children, the things move with surprising speed, sprinting straight towards you and Julie while waving their machete-sized forearms around like swords. 

Spoiler: Navi Alkerman: (click to show/hide)

Status:
HP: 20/20
No adverse effects

Skills:
Sadomasochism (Passive. Critical hits received deal 150% damage, and critical hits dealt deal 250% damage)

Wearing:
Pawprint Tank Top (Torso, Light, 0 Armor)
Black n' Red Short Shorts (Lower Body, Light, 0 Armor)
Stripey Stockings (Legs, Light, 0 Armor)
Black Laced Boots (Feet, Light, 0 Armor)
School Bookbag (Bag, 10 Slots)

Wielding:
Scalpel (Left Hand, +1 Cutting Damage)
Scalpel (Right Hand, +1 Cutting Damage)

Carrying:
Student ID
The American Pageant
Physics for Beginners
The Comprehensive Guide to Precalculus
English as She is Spoke

Spoiler: Julia Whitfield: (click to show/hide)

Status:
HP: 20/20
No Adverse Effects

Skills:
None

Wearing:
Blue Tie-Dye T (Torso, Light, 0 Armor)
Pink Short Shorts (Lower Body, Light, 0 Armor)
Plain White Socks (Legs, Light, 0 Armor)
Running Shoes (Feet, Light, 0 Armor)
School Bookbag (Bag, 10 Slots)

Wielding:
Big Knife (Right Hand, +1 Cutting Damage, +1 Stabbing Damage)

Carrying:
Student ID
Superior Bands in Sixteen Weeks
Chemistry: Nature's Cookbook
Statistics: Now With 50% More Statistics
The Canterbury Tales

Spoiler: Enemies: (click to show/hide)

Mantid A
7/7 health
No status

Mantid B
7/7 health
No status

[~Neri]

Ohshit.

Navi: Engage Mantid A, aim for soft spots like the eyes and the areas between plating.

Julia: Engage Mantid B with the same orders as Navi.

[Parsely]

Ohshit.

Navi: Engage Mantid A, aim for soft spots like the eyes and the areas between plating.

Julia: Engage Mantid B with the same orders as Navi.

+1

Maybe we can take their arms and use them as weapons if we manage to wipe them out.

[~Neri]

Exploit surroundings.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Ohshit.

Navi: Engage Mantid A, aim for soft spots like the eyes and the areas between plating.

Julia: Engage Mantid B with the same orders as Navi.

[TamerVirus]

Ohshit.

Navi: Engage Mantid A, aim for soft spots like the eyes and the areas between plating.

Julia: Engage Mantid B with the same orders as Navi.

+uno

FIGHT FOR OUR LIVVEEEESSSSS

[Worldmaster27]

Ohshit.

Navi: Engage Mantid A, aim for soft spots like the eyes and the areas between plating.

Julia: Engage Mantid B with the same orders as Navi.

+uno

FIGHT FOR OUR LIVVEEEESSSSS

+1

[ttlovepie]

Ohshit.

Navi: Engage Mantid A, aim for soft spots like the eyes and the areas between plating.

Julia: Engage Mantid B with the same orders as Navi.

+uno

FIGHT FOR OUR LIVVEEEESSSSS

+1

+1 Seeing as it doesn't look like we can out run them, guess we don't have too much of an option.

[ttlovepie]

Bump.

[Wwolin]

((Sorry, I was graduating, and then I got sick. I'm still pretty sick now, but here's a short turn to show that this isn't dead.))

As the first of the mantis things draws close, you whip out your scalpels and charge at it, driving one blade into the chink in its armor beneath its forearm, and the other directly into its eye. The thing collapses almost instantaneously, and its partner hesitates for a split second, allowing Julia to close the distance and drive her knife into its underbelly, eliciting a shriek of pain and a retaliatory swipe which leaves a tiny gash on Julia's shoulder.

Spoiler: Navi Alkerman: (click to show/hide)

Status:
HP: 20/20
No adverse effects

Skills:
Sadomasochism (Passive. Critical hits received deal 150% damage, and critical hits dealt deal 250% damage)

Wearing:
Pawprint Tank Top (Torso, Light, 0 Armor)
Black n' Red Short Shorts (Lower Body, Light, 0 Armor)
Stripey Stockings (Legs, Light, 0 Armor)
Black Laced Boots (Feet, Light, 0 Armor)
School Bookbag (Bag, 10 Slots)

Wielding:
Scalpel (Left Hand, +1 Cutting Damage)
Scalpel (Right Hand, +1 Cutting Damage)

Carrying:
Student ID
The American Pageant
Physics for Beginners
The Comprehensive Guide to Precalculus
English as She is Spoke

Spoiler: Julia Whitfield: (click to show/hide)

Status:
HP: 17/20
No Adverse Effects

Skills:
None

Wearing:
Blue Tie-Dye T (Torso, Light, 0 Armor)
Pink Short Shorts (Lower Body, Light, 0 Armor)
Plain White Socks (Legs, Light, 0 Armor)
Running Shoes (Feet, Light, 0 Armor)
School Bookbag (Bag, 10 Slots)

Wielding:
Big Knife (Right Hand, +1 Cutting Damage, +1 Stabbing Damage)

Carrying:
Student ID
Superior Bands in Sixteen Weeks
Chemistry: Nature's Cookbook
Statistics: Now With 50% More Statistics
The Canterbury Tales

Spoiler: Enemies: (click to show/hide)

Mantid A
0/7 health
Dead

Mantid B
4/7 health
No status

[Worldmaster27]

Both: Stabbity stab the final mantis.

[~Neri]

Navi: aim for the joints.

Julia: Hack at it.