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[The Froggy Ninja]

"Ha you to spacespeak spaceman you spacetraitor! Spacegive spaceus the spacecure spacenow!"

[Lyeos]

Stop speaking spaceman, apologize and explain that spaceman speak is just a really bad joke. Ask for medical help, and if there's any way you can assist with the project.

[Worldmaster27]

Stop speaking spaceman, apologize and explain that spaceman speak is just a really bad joke. Ask for medical help, and if there's any way you can assist with the project.

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[Parsely]

Our glorious spacelanguage is NOT a spacejoke, puny spacesuggester! I'll spacekill you!! Commander, spaceno! You can't spacehurt the spaceplayers!

*scuffle* *scuffle*

*huff* *huff* Spacewhatever. But I don't spacespeak Basic anyways. That's spaceokay, SpaceI do. *ahem* I and he won't kill them. But help can Commander bleed? W-what? _{Must be spacerustier than I spacethought.} Spaceuhm.. Make him not die? OH. You want me to treat him. The spacerookie spacenods enthusiastically. Sure this way. The spaceallium steps over the spaceheadless body and heads back the spaceway he came in.

Commander Spaceman
Spacehealth: Ow
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster [the ultimate spaceweapon; the culmination of portable spaceman spaceweaponry]
Penlaser [a pen-sized spacelaser; very fine beam with adjustable size, shape and power, and a short range; meant for precise cutting for utility purposes]
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, compromised internal environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

Rookie Spaceman
Spacehealth: Spaceokay
Spacestuff: Laser Spacerifle
Spaceman Spacesuit

[Parsely]

Eh. This game is cheap trash. Shouldn't have made it.

No it spaceisn't. It's spaceamazing.

It's spacefun! Don't be so spacesad!

LIES

[Worldmaster27]

Do you not trust my new-found shakiness? If anyone is lying, it is you! Your lie brings shame upon vibrating avatars!

[Parsely]

wot? I just want ACTIONS silly.

Nevermind.

[Parsely]

You follow the allium spacescientist. You emerge in a room filled with spacemedical stuff. Sit there so I can fix you. Rookie Spaceman tries to spatranslate, and you look between him and the spaceallium, uncomprehending. The scientist, exasperated, spacepoints at a spacechair with lots of spacerobotic arms with pointy implements attached to the ends. He's currently sharpening a spacehacksaw. Well? Go on.

Commander Spaceman
Spacehealth: Ow
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster [the ultimate spaceweapon; the culmination of portable spaceman spaceweaponry]
Penlaser [a pen-sized spacelaser; very fine beam with adjustable size, shape and power, and a short range; meant for precise cutting for utility purposes]
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, compromised internal environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

Rookie Spaceman
Spacehealth: Spaceokay
Spacestuff: Laser Spacerifle
Spaceman Spacesuit

[My Name is Immaterial]

"Spaceitch?"

[Parsely]

Spacerookie quickly translates for the allium. Eh. Well I guess we can fix you later.. He spacestarts to set down the sledgehammer.

[Parsely]

You spacesnap the filthy nonspaceman's flimsy spaceneck and stand up. I feel spacemuch better meow. Ossum.

A big spacehorde of purple-skinned, short, pointy-eared and heavily bearded humanoids that you recognize to be galaximums spaceburst into the spaceroom, surrounding you spacebefore either of spaceyou can spacereact spaceand aiming disintegrator rays spaceat spaceyou two. A galaximum that's even shorter and purpler and pointy-eareder than the rest with a beard so long it trails the floor behind him strides into the room, his little spacebabby spaceboots making spaceadorable little tip taps on the spacefloor. His features are spacehard and spaceset. Skalorpixum dapaxitum, axaxaxamim. He gestures vaguely at your spaceweapons.

Commander Spaceman
Spacehealth: STELLAR
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster [the ultimate spaceweapon; the culmination of portable spaceman spaceweaponry]
Penlaser [a pen-sized spacelaser; very fine beam with adjustable size, shape and power, and a short range; meant for precise cutting for utility purposes]
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, compromised internal environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

Rookie Spaceman
Spacehealth: Spacemellow
Spacestuff: Laser Spacerifle
Spaceman Spacesuit

[ShadowHammer]

Start spaceshootin'.

[mastahcheese]

Spacestart spaceshootin'.

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[Lyeos]

Spacestart spaceshootin'.

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Gaaaaah why did that have to be a thing? Bye bye, spaceitch cure.
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[Kilojoule Proton]

Spacestart spaceshootin'.

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Gaaaaah why did that have to be a thing? Bye bye, spaceitch cure.
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Clearly he wants us to spacestart spaceshootin him.