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[Worldmaster27]

Spaceask him if he has spaceitch. If not, spaceblast him. If so, spaceblast him. If maybe, spaceblast him.

[Lyeos]

Spaceask him if he has spaceitch. If not, spaceblast him. If so, spaceblast him. If maybe, spaceblast him.

Spaceblast him twice to be sure. Spacedouble-tap.

[Kilojoule Proton]

Spaceask him if he has spaceitch. If not, spaceblast him. If so, spaceblast him. If maybe, spaceblast him.

Spaceblast him twice to be sure. Spacedouble-tap.

And never, ever give up the spacepants. What if the spaceface has spaceitch?

[ShadowHammer]

Spaceask him if he has spaceitch. If not, spaceblast him. If so, spaceblast him. If maybe, spaceblast him.

Spaceblast him twice to be sure. Spacedouble-tap.

And never, ever give up the spacepants. What if the spaceface has spaceitch?

+1

[Parsely]

_{wub-wub-wub-wub-wubwubwubwubWUBWUBWUB}BAH-ZAPPO!WHAGHHHH-*ker-PLOOIE!*

You vaporize his spaceass! There's a big spacehole where the spacesand dude was!

Spaceblorb?
Spacehealth: Good
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster
Spaceman Spacesuit
Stylish Spaceblorb spacepants [disguise as spaceblorb; worn]
Spacepedia [writ in spaceblorbish]

[My Name is Immaterial]

Loot the spacehole for spaceloot.

[Parsely]

The smoking spacehole is quite big. Nearly a spacekilometer in diameter. The slope of it is steep. If you spaceslide down, you won't be climbing back up. It does look like there's spacesomething down there though.

[My Name is Immaterial]

"Spacegeronimo!"
Spacejump down.

[Worldmaster27]

"Spacegeronimo!"
Spacejump down.

+1

[ShadowHammer]

"Spacegeronimo!"
Spacejump down.

+1

+1

[Parsely]

You carefully, calmly spaceslide down into that fantastically tractable and well-cushioned spacehole.

..and by that I mean you trip and fall before even taking a single step and are taken by a wildly uncontrollable and messy roll that bruises and crunches just about every single spaceextremity on your body. You finally come to a rest at the bottom of the hole, your suit torn and visor cracked, and your fancy spacepants lost. You're currently face down in the sand, your aching spacebody asking you to please not move I will hurt you if you try to move if you make me move I swear to Spacegod-

Definitelyaspaceman
Spacehealth: Ow
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

[My Name is Immaterial]

Preform spacefirst aid.

[Parsely]

You fix your horribly dislocated fingers, squashed and bent at impossible angles and tied into very professional-looking knots. You start to feel a bit better. But not actually.

[Lyeos]

Make the universe fail against our bluff check and become fully healed.

[Worldmaster27]

Spacemake the spaceuniverse fail against our spacebluff spacecheck and become fully spacehealed.

+1 FTFY