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Author Topic: Commander Spaceman: Revengeance of the Galaximums  (Read 11694 times)

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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #15 on: April 13, 2014, 09:45:19 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 13, 2014, 09:42:41 pm
Open Comms and demand to know if they are have spaceitch. If so, open fire. If not, declare them to be liars and open fire.
+1 for causing a potential diplomatic spaceincident
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2014, 10:07:35 pm »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 13, 2014, 09:42:41 pm
Open Comms and demand to know if they are have spaceitch. If so, open fire. If not, declare them to be liars and open fire.
You open a channel. STOP RIGHT THERE SPACECRIMINAL SCUM. NO ONE BREAKS THE SPACELAW ON MY WATCH. A blorbly sound echoes back through your spaceman spacesuit spacespeakers. A translation plays across your spaceHUD.

Plahz dohn shuht! Where sahmple spehss politic-saiyans ohn hour whey 2 sphhes pharlamint!

A LIKELY STORY. DO YOU ARE HAVE SPACEITCH?!

Noh mai deer wArtsoon, teh qwastion isss... DOTH YEW?!!

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It did not occur to our heroic spaceman that HE could have the dreaded spaceitch! This is indeed an unexpected turn of spaceevents! What does our spacehero do next?!

Spaceman
Spacehealth: Good
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster
Spaceman Spacesuit
Spaceitch?????????
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2014, 10:12:09 pm »
Politic-saiyans, you say? Shoot! Saying they are like spaceitch would be insulting to spaceitch!
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #18 on: April 13, 2014, 10:18:23 pm »
Open fire for daring to suggest that an officer of spacelaw might have spaceitch, then self-diagnosis for spaceitch
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #19 on: April 14, 2014, 12:45:14 am »
No no no! We need to be caaalm. We are in a spacesuit, if they have space itch, they can't infect us, get them to pick us up.

AND THEN BLAST THE PESTILENT FUCKERS OUT THE AIRLOCK AND COMMANDEER THEIR SHIP IN THE NAME OF SPACE!
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2014, 12:47:35 am »
You fool! It might be a mutant strain that can penetrate spacesuits!
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #21 on: April 14, 2014, 12:51:44 am »
Spaceshoot the spacealliums with our spacebitchin' spaceblaster, in the spaceface!
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #22 on: April 14, 2014, 12:54:32 am »
Quote from: My Name is Immaterial on April 14, 2014, 12:47:35 am
You fool! It might be a mutant strain that can penetrate spacesuits!

Even then! They have to touch us first! If we blow them to shit before they get near us then we should be fine!
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #23 on: April 14, 2014, 01:24:27 am »
Your powers of wordsmithy and arguement crafting have convinced me, good sir. Let us board and commandeer the ship, sterilizing it all for spaceitch.
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #24 on: April 14, 2014, 01:29:45 am »
Onwards then!
Space for the space god! Ships for the ship throne!
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #25 on: April 14, 2014, 04:19:41 am »
Quote from: Kevak on April 14, 2014, 01:29:45 am
Onwards then!
Space for the space god! Ships for the ship throne!

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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #26 on: April 14, 2014, 08:19:26 am »
Quote from: Cheesecake on April 14, 2014, 04:19:41 am
Quote from: Kevak on April 14, 2014, 01:29:45 am
Onwards then!
Space for the space god! Ships for the ship throne!

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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #27 on: April 14, 2014, 09:09:34 am »
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #28 on: April 14, 2014, 09:12:12 am »
Eat space sandwich.
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Re: Spaceman
« Reply #29 on: April 14, 2014, 09:27:21 am »
This is no time to eat our Delicious SpacesandwichTM! We have a mission to do!
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