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[Parsely]

SPACEMAN
You are spaceman, tasked by the Nations of Space United with ending all spacetyranny, spacedeath, and spaceitchiness in the entirety of spaceverse.

You are armed with only your spaceblaster and your spaceman spacesuit. You are currently floating in space.

What do, young spaceman?

[Funk]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

[The Froggy Ninja]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

+1

[Ozarck]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

+1

+1 (?)

Requisition Space Cream in large quantities.

[ShadowHammer]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

+1

+1

[Kilojoule Proton]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

+1

+1

+1

[Rolepgeek]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

+1

+1

+1

+11!1

[Worldmaster27]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

+1

+1

+1

+11!1

+2!

[Parsely]

Call for the U.C.S.C Skíðblaðnir to come and pick us up from our space walk.

Spacemen never call for help.

You can see some spacealliums on the spacehorizon. They're heading right for you!

Spaceman
Spacehealth: Good
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster
Spaceman Spacesuit

[Funk]

Spacealliums?
what are they?
what every they are lets ready our space blaster.

[Worldmaster27]

Do awesome moves, and shoot those Spacealliums!

[ShadowHammer]

Do awesome moves, and shoot those Spacealliums!

+1. We don't need to know what they are before we start shootin'!

[Kilojoule Proton]

(I think genus Allium contains garlic and onions, but it has been several months, and it could easily be robots named for the game's general tone.)

Blast the spacealliums! Use suit jets to burn forward to compensate for recoil if necessary.

[Parsely]

Do awesome moves, and shoot those Spacealliums!

+1. We don't need to know what they are before we start shootin'!

Spacemans shoot first, then shoot again later if you didn't die the first time.

You aim your spaceblaster at the spacealliums' corvette. The spacealliums are trying to hail you, they also appear to be slowing down. It's possible that these are law-abiding spacecitizens. It is also possible that they're spacescum that are trying to pull the spacewool over your spaceeyes.

How do you handle this tangled web of spacemorality, darling spaceman?

Spaceman
Spacehealth: Good
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster
Spaceman Spacesuit

[My Name is Immaterial]

Open Comms and demand to know if they are have spaceitch. If so, open fire. If not, declare them to be liars and open fire.