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[Lyeos]

Spacelet spacethem spacelive in exchange for spacethe spaceword. Spaceask for the spacebathroom and a spacemedic.

[Parsely]

Hahahaha-WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE TWO?!>!?!!?!! HOW'D THEY GET INSIDE?!?!?!?!? OH MY GOD THEY'VE GOT GUNS!!!!!!!

[Worldmaster27]

Spaceblast the spacealliums! Then shout "Spacespace space!!" as our spacevictory spacecry.

[Lyeos]

Spaceblast the spacealliums! Then shout "Spacespace space!!" as our spacevictory spacecry.

Spacereject this spaceidea. Spaceask for spacebathroom.

[Ozarck]

They do claim to be curing spaceitch ...

volunteer to be spacetest subject for spaceitch cure. Or volunteer the rookie, if we aren't spaceman enough.

[Parsely]

There's a blinding flash as the rookie shoots the one with the brighter skin directly in the face. He crumples to the ground, minus a head. The other one screams and curls up on the ground. You give the rookie a look, then turn back to address the other spaceallium. We were just looking for the bathroom... Uhhh.. You said you're curing spaceitch..? He shivers in terror and cradles his head. Y-y-y-yes.. *sob* A-a-are you going to s-shoot me t-too?! *snivel*

Commander Spaceman
Spacehealth: Ow
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster [the ultimate spaceweapon; the culmination of portable spaceman spaceweaponry]
Penlaser [a pen-sized spacelaser; very fine beam with adjustable size, shape and power, and a short range; meant for precise cutting for utility purposes]
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, compromised internal environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

Rookie Spaceman
Spacehealth: Spaceokay
Spacestuff: Laser Spacerifle
Spaceman Spacesuit

[Lyeos]

Spacepromise that you spacewon't. Spaceapologize for spacerookie's behavior.

[Parsely]

Eh. This game is cheap trash. Shouldn't have made it.

[Playergamer]

It's spacefun! Don't be so spacesad!

Anyway, +1 to Lyeo's action.

[mastahcheese]

Eh. This game is cheap spacetrash. Shouldn't have spacemade it.

FTFY

But seriously, I think it's pretty hilarious.

[Worldmaster27]

Eh. This game is cheap trash. Shouldn't have made it.

No it spaceisn't. It's spaceamazing.

It's spacefun! Don't be so spacesad!

Anyway, +1 to Lyeo's action.

+1

[ShadowHammer]

Eh. This game is cheap trash. Shouldn't have made it.

No it spaceisn't. It's spaceamazing.

It's spacefun! Don't be so spacesad!

Anyway, +1 to Lyeo's action.

+1

+1 to everything Worldmaster said.

[Parsely]

He stops spacecrying and sits up. I don't speak spessmahn.

Commander Spaceman
Spacehealth: Ow
Spacestuff: Spaceblaster [the ultimate spaceweapon; the culmination of portable spaceman spaceweaponry]
Penlaser [a pen-sized spacelaser; very fine beam with adjustable size, shape and power, and a short range; meant for precise cutting for utility purposes]
Spaceman Spacesuit [compromised integrity, compromised internal environ]
Spacepedia [still writ in spaceblorbish; slightly crumpled pages, cover is bent]

Rookie Spaceman
Spacehealth: Spaceokay
Spacestuff: Laser Spacerifle
Spaceman Spacesuit

[mastahcheese]

Spaceslap the spaceshit out of him.

[Parsely]

You perform spacepunch. SPACEWHUMP! YOU DIDN'T EVEN HIT ME YOU JUST MADE THE NOISE THAT IT WOULD'VE MADE.