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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[Xantalos]

I see title. 

SHIT

[smurfingtonthethird]

ASCEND TO GODHOOD. FIND THE SINGLE MOST DENSELY POPULATED AREA IN THE MULTIVERSE. BEGIN CARNAGE.

It's kinda sad to see this go, even if I didn't participate in it much. I'm amazed that my seven-page screw up managed to become this 100+ page masterpiece of !!FUN!!, death, carnage, chaos, and hilarity. Congratulations, Smurfingtonthethird, I hereby dub you the Savior of Bad RtDs.

Sigged!

Should I do a big update in a few hours or wait for more people?

[Spinal_Taper]

ITS TIME.

Entropy the Lich stepped out from the ebony door through dimensions. Yes, another version of himself had been feminized and... Well, they didn't speak about those things anymore. However, he was here, he was a he, and he was prepared, opening up a black hole in front of him.

DO EVIL ENTROPY THINGS.

Aikuro Mikisuge felt a dark presence. Of course, he had experienced some pretty hard-core evil, mostly back with the outfits, but this menaced him nonetheless. It was less a sense of power, or evil, but a fear of an alien feeling, as if it was from another multiverse, another timestream altogether. Then he saw it. A skeleton in a robe. Less than he expected, but something. He ripped off his shirt, letting the pink lights surge forth from his body. The DTR's familiar chassis popped up beneath him, he stepped inside, and he leapt into action.

PREVENT EVIL ENTROPY THINGS. AND JUST EVIL THINGS TOO.

[TamerVirus]

Crossover!?!

In a galaxy far away, a sand paper spewing reality tear grows...and grows...drawing in all life to this final stand! Scores upon scores of ninja apes appear and charge. The mad scientist Whizmen and stout Gouda Golems, united for the first cheesy time, begin their march. An entire flotilla, manned by the ocean going slug men people, sail into the final battle. The metalheads and the guardian dragon rock out for one last time. A giant Swedish meat cthulu, ridden by the fabled hero Gilgawulf, ride into legend. Everything. Everything is at stake here. Even the gods themselves, esoteric in their powers lend a hand.

For existence!

In Metro City, the gangs put aside their conflicts and beefing for the first time in eras. Together, they all enter the portal to the battlefield. "Tunnel Snakes Rule!" "For the Big D!" But this time, they cry together. They charge together. We are one big gang. The gang of everything, and we must stick together!

Fight the wave!

The weakening of the barriers have called forth a whole host of odd player characters of all sorts of powers. Captain Morgan Goldslager and his crew appear! Yarrr... this be it. Paul! Aye lad, it's been nice working with you. BLOW THE MAN DOWN, WE GIVE IT ALL WE GOT CREW!
Fat Fred and his malleable fat roll towards the wave. Huge Hammer and FastCash Gonzales, two showmen of different sports,putting on his usual bravado, charge forward! The time of the Hammer is upon us! Think you can outpace the FastCash? Don't think so cabron! The weird looking Bergman Karloff, propelled by his mass of tentacles, rushes forth to save his world and the lady he loves. A massive bottle, filled to the brim with malt liquor and confetti, fires it's divine energy at the wave! Miz'koth feels that if we don't stop this, the party is over!Dudebro Johnson, paddle in hand and vodka in the other, wakes up for one last bar fight. The bar fight of eternity. Even the normal folk  like Saks Goldman and Hakeem Johnson, run to the defense of existence and to save the multiverse!

WE MUST LIVE

A well dressed man and his gang of assistants appears. Wha? Huh? Why am I here?? My RTD hasn't even been created yet! Jenkins! a lanky, bespectacled fella walks to him. Chairmen, I think the latest tests with the dimensional weapon portal device might have backfired... Bah! is the camera crew with us? Ah yes they are! Hey! You better start filming this! If we make it, the ratings will be unimaginable! Everyone else, grab a weapon and attack! WHAT DO I PAY YOU FOR!?! ATTACK! ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW, GENTLEMEN!

For the past! For the present! For the future!

But there's still a few more....Another rift opens....and a presidential foot steps out. An evil presidential foot. An evil Steampunk Presidential foot. EVIL STEAMPUNK LINCOLN, Gatling gun in hand, has arrived. HIGH FANTASY JOHN WILKES BOOTH joins him!

EMANCIPATE THE SHIT OUT OF THE WAVE!

We are us. And some stupid wave isn't gonna change that. At least, not without a fight!

[WillowLuman]

"I AWAKEN! WAZZUP BITCHES!?" A gigantic mass of amorphous clockwork climbs out of the rift, followed by an army of automatons. "I LOVE ME A CROSSOVER!"

Wreck that wave!

AVENGERS, ASSEMBLE!

[Remuthra]

A rather disgruntled automaton dressed as a pirate captain climbs out.

Blast ye're eyes, what be ye're request ta' Cap'n Friendly, scourge o' the seven Sectors?

[WillowLuman]

The clockwork abomination seems surprised? "What's this? I never gave any of my drones a personality! Well then, if you're a pirate, go find a crew to WRECK THIS WAVE!"

[poketwo]

THEN HE COMES
This guy is the one who killed the gods, the converter of the nether beasts, and the 'dragon in chief'. He is a guy from a world where hitler somewhat succeeded, it is also after the end, and he was a paladin until the ELECTRIC NAZIS attacked. After founding a communist revolution, he killed his former patron goddess. And after some other shenanigans, time froze. It turns out whatever created his universe ditched it. However, recently it made its location known. After summoning the ELECTRIC NAZIS back. Now he has found the exact location, and it this reality itself!!! Easier than thought, he has got experience in wreaking reality before!!! He will succeed
A NARATOR COMES
The narator has experienced a lot of stressed. 1., some kind of higher being decided to crash his experiment in multi-people story. 2. then one of those people burned down the building. 3. that same person became a goddess. Then finally, everything froze while everything was getting chaotic!!! But now after researching a bit, he has found this phenomenon takes place across multiverses it-selves!!! But now all of them were going to be reset. After his brilliant manipulating, one of the PC's has pushed a button that will reset all. Then he will create a good story for all of them that eventually respawn to go through!!! It will be exciting!!! He also has numerous back-up plans incase things go wrong.

FRANK MOTHERFUCKING HORRIGAN       

After the rude freezing of his universe, he decided to go around existence and purge anything un-american!!! And right now he has tracked the Super-Comie. This one has terrifying reality-warping powers, and must be stopped before he can destroy any more Americas, and spread his communist revolution any further. He has also found some of the traitors from his original universe here, kill 2 birds with one stone???

SYTHERS
THE SCYTHERS ARE ALWAYS IN ALL CAPS!!! THEY HAVE DETECTED A THREAT TO ALL MINIMALISM HERE. A NARATOR ITSELF. IT WANTS TO REPLACE ALL OF THE RTDS WITH IT'S OWN LINEAR SYSTEM!!! THIS MUST BE STOPPED. AND AS THE INITIATORS OF ONE OF THE MOST CHAOTIC RTDS AROUND, WE MUST STOP IT. WAR-CRY READY!!!! 
SCYTHAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WillowLuman]

FRANK MOTHERFUCKING HORRIGAN       

LIBERTY PRIME DETECTS REALITY DESTROYING SUPER WAVEFORM. PROBABILIY OF MISSION HINDRANCE: ZERO PERCENT!

[CaptainMcClellan]

CROSSOVER! Giant Morgan Freeman travels through the cracks into WAOA

Mecha Mays does as well.

I give Cheesistan-me the recipe for Chooze.

I bring in some of Tune's sentient spears to fight the end of the world.

(( AUTO'ing the roll for crossover. ))

[blazing glory]

CROSSOVER!

A poultrygeist and numerous other ghost's start appearing!

ANOTHER CROSSOVER!

A god of complete and utter anihilation^TM appears!

[Propman]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_TOR2Z49vo

Spoiler: Meanwhile, in an Alternate Gensokyo, from a Forum Far, Far Away (click to show/hide)

The sunflower fairies were preparing...They didn't know what was going on, but they felt riled. More riled then they had ever felt in the entire some-odd 400 years of their collective existence, and the most they would likely ever feel again. They retreated into alcoves, long abandoned by humanity, and from them, dusted off ancient weaponry, ready to be fired one last time. Bellow them, leprechauns came out of hiding and brandished rifles, marching in line formation in a sea of green, accompanied by massive battle tanks entangled in vines. Swarms of fae filled the skies, hovering alongside an armada of hundreds of airships and planes, blocking out the sun with their numbers. The end had finally reached them, and they weren't going to let it take everything away without a fight.

Lady Cirno glanced down at her forces assembly, and clenched her fist before sitting back in her opulent throne. She didn't care who this "antireality" fellow was, it would surely crumble against the might that is the Great Fairy Army.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((I feel as you have given me a bitch of an update to write, and I am eternally grateful.  ))

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke sighs

>KIM JONG HUI: ASCEND

[Elephant Parade]

I haven't been following the thread, so I have zero idea of what's going on.

Summon divine elephant army to destroy the wave or something.