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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[poketwo]

FIND A VILLIGE THAT IS PROTECTED UNDER THE SERVICE OF THE PALADINS OF TATICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC, THAT ARE THE SERVENTS OF THE GODDESS SAVRTIA

[smurfingtonthethird]

Pharika: Claim victory by concession. Warp to Alara.

"Icytea, you're gonna like this place..."

[6]

Whatever. Even though I beat you. And the Master is going to be out for blood.

You teleport to Alara.

You take darkpaladin with you.

TELEPORT INTO LOLFAIL, MISSILE HIS HEART TILL HE DIES

[5]

You destroy all of Nyx. ALL OF IT.

Of course that happens when I follow the plot.

((its the easiest way to scene change without weirdness, leave me alone!))
[2]

You wake up in a bed again. Crazy master girl has returned.

"That was reckless! No food for a day!"

Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.

[4]

Sacrifice complete. You gain +1 for every empire roll, and a +3 if you host a successful fondue party the turn before.

Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.

SMOTHER HELGOLAND IN CHEESE

[5]

He is covered in fondue.

Shoot the GM's avatar's hat with my potato lazors.

[3]

You miss.

Oh GM? I think I found the replacement entertainment.

Wait a minute... since Zeus took my deal with a 5, does that mean he's a Chooze junkie? Because that means I have a Greek diety addicted to my product. Hell! I could do a friggin sponsor commercial with lame special effects and cinematography and staring Zeus as a hip young old guy and package the Chooze in a can with a lightning bolt behind it.

Chooze:

[4]

This happens. Oh dear lord.

((Is the duel over?))

If not, lure our enemies into its midst so they may be anihilated in the crossfire.

If so, get scientists back to work and research the damn armor!

[3]

They say their code is compiling and they have nothing better to do.

FIND A VILLIGE THAT IS PROTECTED UNDER THE SERVICE OF THE PALADINS OF TATICAL LIMBO OF MIGHT AND MAGIC, THAT ARE THE SERVENTS OF THE GODDESS SAVRTIA

[2]

NO

[Lyeos]

Convince the monkey to eat KJ.

[WillowLuman]

Helgoland, I may need the help of your resources to get this armor upgraded.

Liquor up and direct the scientists.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

OH GOD, TOO MUCH TEXT, TOO MANY PLOTLINES.
Did I miss anything important?

((I've heard bad things about god games))

Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?

[5]

Wander wander wander.

You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.

..Are you saying you wouldn't do that?

Observe surroundings.

[Helgoland]

Clean up myself. Then clean up the enemy troops. Have my industries aid Sheb's endeavour.

[WillowLuman]

Helgoland, for some reason I called you Sheb ( )

[kj1225]

Well. That sucks.

[Propman]

>After sitting in galactic jail for a few minutes, remember that I am a goddamn TANK and blow the compound into rubble, while releasing all the prisoners.

[blazing glory]

Be a peeled potato.

[CaptainMcClellan]

YES!
An inventory of super-addictive Chooze
An army of Australians
A private universe
An endless supply of energy
And a diety as the sponsor of my brand!

[CaptainMcClellan]

Market Chooze. ( +2 for deity sponsor. )

[IcyTea31]

Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.

((You missed my action.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Convince the monkey to eat KJ.

[3]

The monkey doesn't care. "Gummi bears!"

Helgoland, I may need the help of your resources to get this armor upgraded.

Liquor up and direct the scientists.

[6]

It's uncontrolled, UNCONTROLLED!

Either way, they trash most of the city.

OH GOD, TOO MUCH TEXT, TOO MANY PLOTLINES.
Did I miss anything important?

((I've heard bad things about god games))

Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?

[5]

Wander wander wander.

You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.

..Are you saying you wouldn't do that?

Observe surroundings.

[3]

Lots of trees. Marble pillars and road. Pretty.

I am a respected member of the community. To even insinuate...

Clean up myself. Then clean up the enemy troops. Have my industries aid Sheb's endeavour.

[1+1]

You can't remember what it is.

Offer the Centauri lots of wine women and song for a fleet.

[6]

You need a lot more goodies.

Well. That sucks.

[5]

Yes. Yes it does. Back to begging for mercy via chores.

However, that maid from earlier offers you a meal in the servant's hut. The staff there call you the "sword of the people", because you bashed the shit out of a noble.

>After sitting in galactic jail for a few minutes, remember that I am a goddamn TANK and blow the compound into rubble, while releasing all the prisoners.

[4]

You just manage to escape. The other prisoners get sucked into a black hole.

Be a peeled potato.

[1]

You are a fully skinned potato.

Market Chooze. ( +2 for deity sponsor. )

[6+2]

Galactic chaos ensues as you get trillions addicted to cheese-based alcohol.

Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.

((You missed my action.))

[5]

You can decide the cards for yourself.

[Lyeos]

Convince the monkey that KJ is a gummi bear.