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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: Claim victory by concession. Warp to Alara.

"Icytea, you're gonna like this place..."

[darkpaladin109]

TELEPORT INTO LOLFAIL, MISSILE HIS HEART TILL HE DIES

[smurfingtonthethird]

Pharika: Claim victory by concession. Warp to Alara.

"Icytea, you're gonna like this place..."

((He'd go with option two then...

Ah fuck it, you've amused me enough.))

[Lolfail0009]

TELEPORT INTO LOLFAIL, MISSILE HIS HEART TILL HE DIES

((You're gonna warp to space if you do that. My chest leads directly to Nyx, the celestial realm of the Therosian pantheon. I have no heart.))

[IcyTea31]

Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.

"We'll see. Tell me about this place."

[Lolfail0009]

Focus some of the energy of the multiverse into a blue/red direct damage deck in my possession.

"We'll see. Tell me about this place."

"I had a lot of fun designing part of this place. Alara, the Shattered Plane... or it was before the Conflux. Now it is whole again, and the five Shards are interacting. The five shards are Bant, a despicable place filled with order; Esper, an interesting city amidst floating clouds where artifice reigns; Grixis, a rather relaxing realm of death and demons that runs with the red and blue mana you desire, as well as gorgeous black; Naya, a jungle that puts the great South American ones back on Old Earth to shame and the resting place of mighty Progenitus; and lastly my lovely Jund, a volcanic wasteland filled with all manner of deadly, venomous creatures... and dragons. It's essentially a volcanically active Australia. Maybe I can mess around in Jund and Naya, get you another mount. My back aches."

[kj1225]

Of course that happens when I follow the plot.

[Helgoland]

Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.

[LordSlowpoke]

Search for a decent artifact in the museum, give to GM. Reap benefits, and cheese.

SMOTHER HELGOLAND IN CHEESE

[IcyTea31]

((Realisation: Our team up is literally that of Body (Green/Black) and Mind (Blue/Red).))

[NAV]

Shoot the GM's avatar's hat with my potato lazors.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Wait a minute... since Zeus took my deal with a 5, does that mean he's a Chooze junkie? Because that means I have a Greek diety addicted to my product. Hell! I could do a friggin sponsor commercial with lame special effects and cinematography and staring Zeus as a hip young old guy and package the Chooze in a can with a lightning bolt behind it.

Chooze:

[Lolfail0009]

((That's not a bad observation.))

((Ninja'd: I love it))

[CaptainMcClellan]

((Realisation: Our team up is literally that of Body (Green/Black) and Mind (Blue/Red).))

(( Nicely done! ))

[WillowLuman]

((Is the duel over?))

If not, lure our enemies into its midst so they may be anihilated in the crossfire.

If so, get scientists back to work and research the damn armor!