Screw it, doing an early update because this magic game is interesting.
Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.
Join his deck:
IcyTea31 4, 2, 2 colourless
[A bread loaf pulsing with psionic energy
and wielding psiblades destroying a bunch
of goblins with a blue lightning bolt]
Planeswalker - IcyTea31 [Protoss]
+3: Destroy target nonartifact permanent.
-2: Gain control of target creature.
-10: Target player loses 8 life, discards 2
cards and sacrifices a land.
"The psi blades come out wherever you
want them to, stop poking holes in my
logic or I'll poke holes into your existence."
-smurfingtonthethird, upon lampshadement
Nobody 5
((Carp it, ninja update before I was finished.))
((EDIT: Made card better looking.))
[4]
Granted, but you cost several mana.
((Oh no!))
Take cover!!! After a while get into the car and hotwire it!
[1]
It's actually just a hollow tire.
Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.
Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.
Save this guy. Make him first mate of the potato fleet.
[5]
Rescued! Being a giant potato, there isn't much he can do. Or say.
Okay, well try this, offer the Minbari a large amount of information on culture in exchange for a large fleet.
((And no I won't stop pulling random sci fi races from my buttocks until I get at least two fleets.))
[5]
They give you most of their fleet.
PUNCH GM IN POTATO
[3]
Um, ok?
((I've heard bad things about god games))
Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?
[5]
Wander wander wander.
You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.>Use funds gathered from wine undustry to create effective infantry battle-armour for no particular reason.
[6]
You don't have a licence. Welcome to galactic jail.
Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.
((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))
[3] ((I'll give it my best shot, never played before
.))
I'll play your game.I cast Blacker Lotus, then use the 4 light mana to play Wrath of God.