"I wish for a bonus to all treasure-hunting related actions, under the condition that all cheese or potato related artifacts shall be sacrificed to you!"
...Is that all? Done deal! You get a +3!No. I'm having fun.
Do actual work.
((Curse you for avoiding plot parameters!))
[6]
More laundry. Yay. You see some blonde haired douche muffin chatting up several girls at once.
psst, don't interfere unless you enjoy fightingREBUILD THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED
AGAIN
[6]
FINE, BUT YOU GET BEARS AGAIN TOO
IT'S THE CIRCLE OF LIFE, MOTHERFUCKER
Ask the Imperium for help against the servants of chaos IE the Necrons and the Tyranids.
((super awks neither of those are the servants of Chaos))
[2]
You're aliens, one of their sworn enemies.
Search for a healing potion.
[6]
You find one firmly inserted between your buttcheeks.
Check to see what the cupboard has in it.
[1]
Hundreds of knives. Oh dear.
More, better trained troops.
[3]
Not many recruits due to repeated military fuck-ups.
What's the closest equivalent of our armor technology again? Are the raptors going in to battle more like Sanghelli/Spartans, or more like contemporary armor? I remember I upgraded it to some advanced power armor but that was before the tech wipe.
Think Sanghelli, but no regenerating shields. That's stupid.
Make the royal decree that all slaves are to be released. Explain to any angry Illithids (By proxy, of course) that the reason is that we can't have an uprising, now can we? After all, if we even lose one town, we're one town less from reaching our goal to control the entire multiverse in the name of the Illithids.
[1]
Illithids revolt! POOPMUFFINS
Bluff reality: Earth was never destroyed in the first place.
[1]
You hear a voice from across the vast and majestic gulf of time and space.
lol, get stuffed((Wait, by creating one Moxen, did I create one Mox or one full set of five Moxen?))
Um, potatoes! *scampers*
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