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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[IcyTea31]

((That shall be remembered in history as The Turn Where Almost Everyone Rolled Poorly.))

((Icytea is riding an Omegalisk which is strapped to my back. I'm now a God of Afflictions in the shape of a naga that's three-point-six kilometres long (I checked the lore; I thought she was smaller :O ) and I'm being rejected big-time by my counterpart God of Death.))

((Also, don't forget that I have gained a massive amount of Protoss-style psionic power, both of High and Dark Templars, including the ability to unweave spacetime enough to travel between 'verses with only a small chance of cascading into 'versal destruction.))

Keep working on rebuilding Earth.

[LordSlowpoke]

SUMMON GORBACHEV

[Lolfail0009]

((the ability to unweave spacetime enough to travel between 'verses with only a small chance of cascading into 'versal destruction.))

((The word you're looking for is "Planeswalking"))

[GrizzlyAdamz]

The Raptor empire faces a succession of threats, defeating one only for another to spring up, most of them at least partially brought upon itself.

"defeating" he calls it.



Continue observing. As per original goal, perhaps will see something godlike.

So what's up with you GM?

[TamerVirus]

SUMMON GORBACHEV

COUNTER BY SUMMONING RONALD REAGAN

[poketwo]

REBUILD THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED

[Lyeos]

Offer up the gold potato to appease the great and powerful Smurfingtonthethird.

[Helgoland]

Forget about the conspiracy. Assist the war effort and secure archeologically valuable sites.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Recover from excruciating pain.

[Lyeos]

I suggest you just forget to remain injured.

[flame99]

((Sorry I haven't been posting, real life has gotten a little frantic.))
Begin spreading the Illithid empire.

[Kassire]

Kill everything that isn't orky

[WillowLuman]

Kill everything that isn't orky

Prevent with extreme prejudice.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Please mam, can I have another?"

[2]

"Since you want more punishment, no meal for you!"

She walks outside, probably to a meal hall or something.

protip, attempt to leggit now

Roll off the bench and land on the GM's foot and roll under the couch.

[1]

He's put you in a cupboard.

Pharika!Cyrydiad: *mutters* "What is even going on here?"

Pharika: "This has gone on long enough... Bah. To Jund with you, I'll get my own souls."

Create the Moxen.

[4]

You make one. Yay.

(Fuck. Every goddamn time. Squish one threat, another always pops up. (Google) And they're always from WH40K! When will we learn that nothing from that franchise ever helps?)

((You never know, we might construct an army that does want to help us.))

Request the help of the Tau and the Eldar.

((So you pick the two selfish ones :\))
[4]

Eldar are like NOPE. Tau will let you join their empire, so that you fall under their protectorate.

I honestly haven't been keeping up with this and have no Idea what's happening. So, what's happening? I hear there's some sort of plot nowadays.

Make a dramatic entrance through a wall, missile any robots, kidnap any rabbits, rescue any witches.

[6]

You smash through the wall of a spaceship into outer space. Yaaaay.

((That shall be remembered in history as The Turn Where Almost Everyone Rolled Poorly.))

((Icytea is riding an Omegalisk which is strapped to my back. I'm now a God of Afflictions in the shape of a naga that's three-point-six kilometres long (I checked the lore; I thought she was smaller :O ) and I'm being rejected big-time by my counterpart God of Death.))

((Also, don't forget that I have gained a massive amount of Protoss-style psionic power, both of High and Dark Templars, including the ability to unweave spacetime enough to travel between 'verses with only a small chance of cascading into 'versal destruction.))

Keep working on rebuilding Earth.

[2]

None for you.

SUMMON GORBACHEV

[4]

You summon him. He yells at you in russian.

The Raptor empire faces a succession of threats, defeating one only for another to spring up, most of them at least partially brought upon itself.

"defeating" he calls it.



Continue observing. As per original goal, perhaps will see something godlike.

So what's up with you GM?

[2]

They're just talking. SO BORED

Your mom's legs! Ha! I kid, I kid. Tell Zeus to hurry his ass up please.

SUMMON GORBACHEV

COUNTER BY SUMMONING RONALD REAGAN

[1]

IT DOESN"T WORK

WE ARE ALL DOOMED!

((Have you seen these?

Queen Millennia

Star Driver

Pilot Candidate

Red Garden

Viper's Creed

NEEDLESS

Jinki Extend

Initial D

Fractale

Betterman

Apocalypse Zero

Area 88

Twin Signal

Please tell me you haven't seen one of them, because I can only pull out so many at random.))

Seen most of those, the others seem to fulfil generic mecha anime tropes. I'm watching Kenichi: The Mightiest Disciple now, so lay back on the anime drops.

REBUILD THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED

[2]

NO

Offer up the gold potato to appease the great and powerful Smurfingtonthethird.

[5]

YOU HAVE EARNED MY FAVOUR. NAME YOUR DEAREST WISH.

Forget about the conspiracy. Assist the war effort and secure archeologically valuable sites.

[3]

They aren't cheap.

Recover from excruciating pain.

[2]

Nope, still have pain.

((Sorry I haven't been posting, real life has gotten a little frantic.))
Begin spreading the Illithid empire.

[5]

Yay, you took over a wussy dimension! Slaves, winrar!

Kill everything that isn't orky

[4]

You kill a few hundred trees. Yeah, not much WAAAGH! going on here.

Kill everything that isn't orky

Prevent with extreme prejudice.

[2]

They're still trapped on their planet, council disapproval.

[Lyeos]

"I wish for a bonus to all treasure-hunting related actions, under the condition that all cheese or potato related artifacts shall be sacrificed to you!"