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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[Lyeos]

Wait for someone to come along.

[kj1225]

((... I do get it... Why am I yelling obscenities and not being a very good listener when I rolled a five?))

[Playergamer]

Rebuildtheimperialguard.Again

PS:Spacebarbroke.

[poketwo]

FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED

AGAIN

TRY TO DO THIS AGAIN

[GrizzlyAdamz]

"Is there by chance a public lounge or gallery where I could observe the proceedings?"

[Kassire]

Go look for ma boyz with choppas and shootahs

[flame99]

Attempt to call forth my Illithids from New Liverpool.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Rebrand Chooze and sell it as a connoisseurs product, using planted critics to praise it for its elite flavour that only the most refined palate can truly enjoy. Sell it for ten times its old price. Profit.

Bah, Australians. I'll leave them alone for now. I really don't need them trying to start wars.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((... I do get it... Why am I yelling obscenities and not being a very good listener when I rolled a five?))

((You can't speak their language. I made a way for you to understand it.))

[kj1225]

((Oh! I thought you said obscenities. That makes it less weird.))

[4maskwolf]

Did the giant turtle things arrive?   Lead them around to everyone and have them be eaten one by one.

[smurfingtonthethird]

poll poll poll

((Obscures my vision? Assuming each tree in my avatar is 20 meters tall, I'm fucking COLOSSAL! How big is this thing?

...Well, I did have to make it fit me. I'll *let* it slide ))

Pharika!Cyrydiad: "All comfortable back there?"

Pharika!Lolfail: "All sssuited up! Ready to go?" *mutters* "Fuck, thisss isss heavy..."

"Shall we?" Ride Pharika to the homeverse.

Pharika: Head to the Homeverse.

[5]

Rip successful. Portal opened.

No complications, you make it through safely to the debris of Earth.

Wait for someone to come along.

[4]

Some guy walks past you. He hasn't noticed you yet.

Rebuildtheimperialguard.Again

PS:Spacebarbroke.

((I had a giggle mate))
[2]

No recruits. Due to the survival rate of less than 1%.

FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED

AGAIN

TRY TO DO THIS AGAIN

[6]

You know what, fine! You get your stupid empire. You also get a faction of giant bears raiding your empire.

"Is there by chance a public lounge or gallery where I could observe the proceedings?"

[5]

...The fact that you managed to get to this world unharmed through a god-class dimension shield means either you, or your benefactor, is one of the most powerful beings in the multiverse. You could watch anyway if you wanted to. Feel free to go to the observation deck.

ehehehehehhe

Go look for ma boyz with choppas and shootahs

[3]

Ya find sum Grotz and squigs! Yer eatin' good tonite!

Attempt to call forth my Illithids from New Liverpool.

[5]

You pull through the entire population.

Rebrand Chooze and sell it as a connoisseurs product, using planted critics to praise it for its elite flavour that only the most refined palate can truly enjoy. Sell it for ten times its old price. Profit.

Bah, Australians. I'll leave them alone for now. I really don't need them trying to start wars.

[1]

You still call it 'Chooze'. The product bombs, again.

Create another magical bomb, this one geared to kill all extradimensional beings (Angels and Devils only, for example), and toss it into Heaven.

((You do realise while they're in their own dimension, an extradimensional deleter isn't going to work on them, right?))
[6]

They toss it back through. Kablooey goes your warpgate.

Did the giant turtle things arrive?   Lead them around to everyone and have them be eaten one by one.

[1]

The turtles got exploded. Along with Earth.

[Lyeos]

Continue waiting for someone willing to provide medical attention to notice.

[IcyTea31]

"So, what should we do?"

[kj1225]

Retroactively continue listening.