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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars: The End.  (Read 111798 times)

CaptainMcClellan

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #240 on: April 17, 2014, 09:01:11 pm »

Clean everything with soap. Aint nothin gonna be dirty anymore.

You roll a 5. Even the soap is soaped.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #241 on: April 18, 2014, 01:05:27 am »

Pharika!Cyrydiad: In fairness, you're the one keeping us here!

Pharika: Try again.
Open a rift for Pharika to find me.

[6]

Alright, into the potato dimension with all 3 of you.

Actually not as bad a I thought.

Use tactical genius to escape POW camp.

[2]

Nope.

Summon a giant catfish to fight the tank!

[3]

It airdrowns.

Engage in epic fleet battle on the side of the pirates! Board the landlubbers ships and show these scurvy dogs a thing or two in fighting!

[3]

You are the least royally fucked. Everyone else is asploded. You manage to escape from the ambush.

Someone's in your cheese cellar?
Uh huh. This may be legit, or it may be magical technology, or it may be an elaborate troll. Whatever.
Climb mountain, preferably via the scenic pathway cut into the side.

[6]

Yay, marble. Lots of it. You reach the top. A giant pantheon. Fancy.

"Halt, intruder. Who seeks passage past the Myrmidons?"

Expand into military industry; hire a team of kick-ass engineers to design new and better weapons for the Raptor Empire.

[5]

Weapons. Lots of weapons.

"Ack.... Get... Off...."
Die from being crushed.

New action: Crawl out from under the tank thing.

[4]

You somehow survive being crushed by a tank, and crawl off to the side.

Salvage funds from failed cheese-venture, reinvest in cheese stock of both GMCHEESE and its competitor, and build a still. Use obscure powers to power an alcohol industry.

[6]

You make booze out of cheese. May our chosen deities save us all.

FOUND THE EMPIRE OF THE FIFTY THOUSAND WOOLEN MAMMOTHS OF THE SEVEN WINDS COMPOUNDED

[1]

No.

Wait.

[6]

The pain subceeds. You can hear people talking outside.

Considering I'm a wartrukk with a bunch of Orks, spawn/teleport somewhere and open fire on everyone

[3]

YOU'ZE DA LAST ORKS! YA NEED MORE BOYZ! CAUSE ORKZ IS MADE FER TWO FINGS, FIGHTIN, AND WINNIN!

Negotiate with angel commanders to exchange POWs.

[2]

Good idea, but you don't have any POWs.

Offer the potato golems freedom from their status as slaves to the super-brits if they allow me to create a portal to another plane. I was unjustly imprisoned, after all; they arrested me because I was simply trying to satisfy my basic needs as an Illithid!

[4]

They don't stop you as you open a portal to a Class-M pocket dimension ((like a biodome)) and slip inside.

It's just one truck, for now. An armored vehicle full of monsters arrives, and we already have a sentient armored vehicle? If they don't fight I will be disappoint.

((Would that sentient armored vehicle be me?))

Rest and boost the moral of the troops.

[1]

"Good work guys! We developed a superweapon that backfired upon us, leaving us with nothing but expenses and needless casualties. Plus we abandoned our rearguard! VICTORY!"

Morale is poop at the moment.

Clean everything with soap. Aint nothin gonna be dirty anymore.

[5]

You soap up the local area. It's really soapy now.
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IcyTea31

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #242 on: April 18, 2014, 01:08:19 am »

Have the Omegalisk mount Pharika, with me still on it. Open a rift to the homeverse.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #243 on: April 18, 2014, 01:14:41 am »

Fine, damnit, I guess we'll have to find yet another group of supernatural beings.

Get help from the Ifrits. If they won't help, go outside Abrahamic mythology and get help from the Aesir or the Jotunn.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #244 on: April 18, 2014, 01:16:04 am »

Don't Orks just kind of... multiply?

Listen.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #245 on: April 18, 2014, 01:17:23 am »

Yeah, but it takes time.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #246 on: April 18, 2014, 01:18:49 am »

Heh, someone's in trouble.
Thinking ahead, cheesebro leave a few decent-sized pieces of himself hidden among the crags. Just in case.
"I'm..."
The amalgam of sentient flesh that is cheesebro, (who's assumed a more humanoid form), stops and realizes he doesn't have a name, and that such a thing has never occurred to him before. And that he somehow feels more...unified.
"I..I actually don't have a name. I'm sorry. If it's not too much trouble to ask, who lives over yonder?"
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #247 on: April 18, 2014, 01:19:03 am »

But then they multiply rapidly enough that they can constantly fight everything so...

I say even if it takes a long time the amount of orks that will get here will be a bit to much for everyone in that universe.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #248 on: April 18, 2014, 01:19:24 am »

Eh, it would be a long shot hitting that trukk from a whole few worlds away.

>Retire to where the Scarlet Devil Mansion would be and build a winery.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #249 on: April 18, 2014, 01:41:19 am »

Have the Omegalisk mount Pharika, with me still on it. Open a rift to the homeverse.

I must be too tired for my own good, if my mind can conjure THAT mental image...


Pharika!Lolfail: "How about... nein?"

Pharika: Warp-morph the Omegalisk's lower body into a supportive harness that wraps around Pharika's godly chest.
« Last Edit: April 18, 2014, 02:04:59 am by Lolfail0009 »
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #250 on: April 18, 2014, 07:39:59 am »

Crawl after the sentient tank.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #251 on: April 18, 2014, 08:08:28 am »

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #252 on: April 18, 2014, 09:24:45 am »

Set up a outpost while the Mekboyz work on the teleporta.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #253 on: April 18, 2014, 09:26:45 am »

Set up a outpost while the Mekboyz work on the teleporta.

Bold that shit.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #254 on: April 18, 2014, 10:01:38 am »

Explore. See if I can find a nice pool of brine to soak in.
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