Use my sentience to silently pray to RNG, hoping he'll get me out of this mess.
[6]
All of the yous pray for salvation at the same time. The RNG could not be buggered.
Expand dairy industry. Confirm that I have no intention whatsoever to return to politics.
[4]
You are done with politics. DONE
Wait, that wasn't bolded, it was a question!
Let the two natural enemies, angels and devils, fight each other until they are severely weakened, then eliminate the war-weary victor.
[1]
They form a temporary truce to defeat a more prominent threat to both sides. Guess who that is.
Well then. RUN AWAY!
[2]
You attempt to crawl backwards, but you run into a wall. The girl is getting really close now.
STEAL ALL THE DICE IN THE OMNIVERSE
[1]
Welcome back to single dimensional jail.
Could I meet one? I can't help but be skeptical.
[3]
Um, I can't directly introduce you because reasons, but I can warp you to one of their planes. Why not Olympus, they're all fairly minor gods.I alert my troopers sneaking around to find and sabotage the devils portal to heavan, I won't be having fire and brimstone to rain on my future homeland.
[2]
How do you sabotage an energy-based portal? Can't they just make another one?
Reconfigure my ship to be a combat vessel,hijack a space train.
[2]
THERE ARE NO RAILS IN SPACE
ARGH
New action:
Use Helgoland's sound advice to make prudent investments on the stock market.
[5]
You invest it all in cheese. A solid move.
Infiltrate Heaven battlefield. Along with baneblades.
Attempt to locate Playergamer God Emperor of Mankind. Determine if Imperium still exists.
(Sorry for the many actions)
[4]
You set up a forward base in the heaven dimension.
Playergamer is nowhere to be found.
...Welp.
Try to teleport using brain-powers.
[3]
You try to jump, and you can, but the potato golems thump you before you can.
STEAL ALL THE DICE IN THE OMNIVERSE
[6]
OH NOES
But they just recreate the dice they lost, plus most of their things use lovely eldritch randomisers instead.
Pharika: Enter cheese storage dimension.
[4]
Hey, get out of there!