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Author Topic: We Are Our Avatars: The End.  (Read 111809 times)

Lolfail0009

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #165 on: April 15, 2014, 09:47:42 pm »

Pharika: Enter cheese storage dimension.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #166 on: April 16, 2014, 03:13:42 am »

Use my sentience to silently pray to RNG, hoping he'll get me out of this mess.

[6]

All of the yous pray for salvation at the same time. The RNG could not be buggered.

Expand dairy industry. Confirm that I have no intention whatsoever to return to politics.

[4]

You are done with politics. DONE

Wait, that wasn't bolded, it was a question!  >:(

Let the two natural enemies, angels and devils, fight each other until they are severely weakened, then eliminate the war-weary victor.

[1]

They form a temporary truce to defeat a more prominent threat to both sides. Guess who that is.

Well then. RUN AWAY!

[2]

You attempt to crawl backwards, but you run into a wall. The girl is getting really close now.

STEAL ALL THE DICE IN THE OMNIVERSE

[1]

Welcome back to single dimensional jail.

Could I meet one? I can't help but be skeptical.

[3]

Um, I can't directly introduce you because reasons, but I can warp you to one of their planes. Why not Olympus, they're all fairly minor gods.

I alert my troopers sneaking around to find and sabotage the devils portal to heavan, I won't be having fire and brimstone to rain on my future homeland.

[2]

How do you sabotage an energy-based portal? Can't they just make another one?

Reconfigure my ship to be a combat vessel,hijack a space train.

[2]

THERE ARE NO RAILS IN SPACE

ARGH

New action:
Use Helgoland's sound advice to make prudent investments on the stock market.

[5]

You invest it all in cheese. A solid move.

Infiltrate Heaven battlefield. Along with baneblades.

Attempt to locate Playergamer God Emperor of Mankind. Determine if Imperium still exists.

(Sorry for the many actions)

[4]

You set up a forward base in the heaven dimension.

Playergamer is nowhere to be found.

...Welp.
Try to teleport using brain-powers.

[3]

You try to jump, and you can, but the potato golems thump you before you can.

STEAL ALL THE DICE IN THE OMNIVERSE

[6]

OH NOES

But they just recreate the dice they lost, plus most of their things use lovely eldritch randomisers instead.

Pharika: Enter cheese storage dimension.

[4]

Hey, get out of there!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #167 on: April 16, 2014, 03:28:40 am »

Pharika!Lolfail: "Just a second; not touching any delectable dairy products!"

Pharika!Cyrydiad: "That didn't sound suspicious..."

Pharika: Locate other pocket dimensions by cross-referencing them with the parameters of this one.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #168 on: April 16, 2014, 03:31:50 am »

Who are we fighting against this time, anyway?
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« Reply #169 on: April 16, 2014, 03:33:26 am »

..Go for it.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #170 on: April 16, 2014, 03:46:34 am »

Blessed are the cheesemakers. Thus, it is the solemn responsibility of all members of the dairy industry to do whatever they can to support this war. I had vowed to never again meddle in politics, I had vowed to stay away from those snakepits, but if it is necessary for the success of our Glorious Empire, I shall ignore my reservations and offer my help and advice in whateer way is desired.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #171 on: April 16, 2014, 03:46:58 am »

-_- I'll have to go raid a boring cargo vessel instead.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #172 on: April 16, 2014, 03:58:26 am »

Construct more Pylons.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #173 on: April 16, 2014, 04:40:39 am »

Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...

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Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #174 on: April 16, 2014, 04:43:58 am »

Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...

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Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.


Bad move fellah you'll probably appear in the GM's lounge or something.

EDIT my post ended up in the quote but I edited out.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2014, 04:55:24 am by blazing glory »
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« Reply #175 on: April 16, 2014, 04:52:08 am »

Gazing at the blue skies alive with cherry blossom petals and dandelion seeds, even a machine such as oneself can't help but feel tranquil in a quiet, peaceful world such as this. In retrospect, it must have taken literal eons to move all that earth around and plant those trees, not even getting into the pain that was carving the rivers out, but time doesn't seem to flow here in any meaningful way anyhow...

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Having recognizable surroundings is somewhat comfortable, but it's awfully lonely with nobody to share this pristine new world with. >Start firing shots of spell-charged bullets into the mountainside in order to carve a portal rune, in hopes of opening a portal from somewhere in the outside galaxy.


APPEAR AND DANMAKU THE SHIT OUT OF THE TANK!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #176 on: April 16, 2014, 06:13:45 am »

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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #177 on: April 16, 2014, 06:29:13 am »

Resign to just spending your life dicking around with people from afar. Steal one half of every pair of socks in the world.
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #178 on: April 16, 2014, 07:22:08 am »

That's my job!
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Re: We Are Our Avatars: New Thread
« Reply #179 on: April 16, 2014, 07:24:47 am »

Wish for some good cheese, despite not having a way to consume it.
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