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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[flame99]

Well, it had the blueprints of a set of rails at one point or another. Those quickly got burnt.

[kj1225]

Eh, maybe they are still around. If one wants to find them...

*looks off into the distance mystically*

[smurfingtonthethird]

Disliking anime in general is like calling every form of religion stupid. Sure, they might all suck ass for you, but everyone has different tastes and different ideals, and you have to respect that.

If I have to make an OOC thread, its a potato storm for everyone!

Get to a planet.

[6]

Crash landing on Mars!

Become producer of the universe's best artisan cheeses. Withdraw from politics.

[4]

You have competition from the GM cheese industry, but you're doing ok.

I keep fighting archangels by using dirty tactics.

[3]

You're just holding the invasion line. Just.

I'm dead,again,respawn as a wild space cowboy who has his own ship!

[4]

Space cowboy! Except there are no cows in space!

So you aren't a cowboy, you're a rogue.

Retire once more to my pocket dimension, stealing TamerVirus's tiny Earth to bring with me.

[5]

You have mini-earth. Yay.

Oh dear, try to avoid the plot!

[2]

No brakes on the plot train!

You get vacuumed though. Everything looks fuzzy. People are talking in a weird ass language.

Regenerate

[5]

You regenerate. Yay.

BLITZ THE MINI EARTH INTO BLAZINGGLORY'S STERNUM FOR EVEN THINKING OF TRYING TO IMITATE COWBOY BEBOP

[1]

You crush miniearth.

You wiped out the majority of humanity.

Lolfail: "Kanedaaaaa!"

Cyrydiad: "What?"

Lolfail: "Never mind; I just had a brilliant idea..." Metamorphose into Pharika, God of Affliction.

[4]

Kay.

So, if I'm in an Illithid prison, that implies that there are other Illithids?
Grow into an Elder Brain, and have my Illithid allies become my servants and peons!

[5]

Yay, Illithid brain in a prison!

Despair that I'll never actually be able to do anything related to my avatar. Return from my journey and help rebuild some more get the Raptors out of this latest mess.

[4]

Rebuilding, do dee do dee do

Master potato conjuration.

[1]

Still a novice. You summon a giant one above you.

run away straight towards playergamer

[1]

It eats you. OMNOMNOM

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! ANIME IS POPULER ON THIS SITE HERESY
USE THE NANOFORGE TO PURGE BAY12 OF ANIME, excluding the GM's, of course

[2]

YOU DARE THREATEN ONE OF THREE SOLE SOURCES OF MY ENTERTAINMENT? WELL WELCOME TO THE PLOT!

A plot portal opens up in front of you.

Well, it had the blueprints of a set of rails at one point or another. Those quickly got burnt.

Nah, I traded them for cheese and potatoes. Good trade.

[flame99]

((...Huh. I'm surprised you actually let me become an Elder Brain.))
Have my loyal Illithid servants fight their way out of the prison, and use my enhanced psionic powers to either mentally dominate or kill me directly. Once a path out is secure, have my minions carry me out of the prison and find a pool of brine to suspend me in.

[blazing glory]

See if anyone's making space cows.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((...Huh. I'm surprised you actually let me become an Elder Brain.))
Have my loyal Illithid servants fight their way out of the prison, and use my enhanced psionic powers to either mentally dominate or kill me directly. Once a path out is secure, have my minions carry me out of the prison and find a pool of brine to suspend me in.

Because you're going up against the psionically immune.

 

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika!Lolfail: "Time to fuck shit up!"

Pharika!Cyrydiad: "I'm not sure how I feel about this... You do realise we're now partly mammalian, right?"

Pharika!Lolfail: "Does it matter? No? Thought not."

Pharika: Test out new powers over life and death by creating space cows, and then killing them for fun.

Spoiler: New avatar (click to show/hide)

[kj1225]

LEARN LANGUAGE THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL!

[flame99]

((...Huh. I'm surprised you actually let me become an Elder Brain.))
Have my loyal Illithid servants fight their way out of the prison, and use my enhanced psionic powers to either mentally dominate or kill me directly. Once a path out is secure, have my minions carry me out of the prison and find a pool of brine to suspend me in.

Because you're going up against the psionically immune.

 

Bah. Nobody's immune to point-blank brain removal, though, and I have an army of creatures biologically designed to do just that. And besides, if any of them die, more corpses for the brain stem! Man, Elder Brains are dicks.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Potato golems don't have brains.

[flame99]

...Potato golems?
I can't help but feel that I've glossed over a very critical and very hilarious part of this thread.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Disliking anime in general is like calling every form of religion stupid. Sure, they might all suck ass for you, but everyone has different tastes and different ideals, and you have to respect that.

Strangely I almost agree with that even though the analogy is so very broken. As per me myself, I dislike most anime for the tropes. If it is a good anime and subverts those, or if my friends bug me into watching there's a chance I'll like it, but it has to overcome the fact it is an anime first. This can and does happen, but it's been so long since I've watched an anime I cannot think of any examples.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Also, how did he crush Mini-Earth if I just successfully spirited it away to the safety of my pocket dimension?

[smurfingtonthethird]

He invaded your pocket dimension. I think most of you forget how tiny the borders are between dimensions in this.

[CaptainMcClellan]

I'm not sure I knew in the first place.

Ask for TamerVirus's help in thickening the walls to my pocket dimension.