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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[smurfingtonthethird]

Screw it, doing an early update because this magic game is interesting.

Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.

Join his deck:

Spoiler: I'm a card (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31             4, 2, 2 colourless

[A bread loaf pulsing with psionic energy   
and wielding psiblades destroying a bunch
of goblins with a blue lightning bolt]         

Planeswalker - IcyTea31           [Protoss]

+3: Destroy target nonartifact permanent.

-2: Gain control of target creature.         

-10: Target player loses 8 life, discards 2 
cards and sacrifices a land.                     

"The psi blades come out wherever you   
want them to, stop poking holes in my     
logic or I'll poke holes into your existence."
-smurfingtonthethird, upon lampshadement

Nobody                                          5

((Carp it, ninja update before I was finished.))

((EDIT: Made card better looking.))

[4]

Granted, but you cost several mana.

((Oh no!))

Take cover!!! After a while get into the car and hotwire it!

[1]

It's actually just a hollow tire.

Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.

Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.

Save this guy. Make him first mate of the potato fleet.

[5]

Rescued! Being a giant potato, there isn't much he can do. Or say.

Okay, well try this, offer the Minbari a large amount of information on culture in exchange for a large fleet.

((And no I won't stop pulling random sci fi races from my buttocks until I get at least two fleets.))

[5]

They give you most of their fleet.

PUNCH GM IN POTATO

[3]

Um, ok?

((I've heard bad things about god games))

Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?

[5]

Wander wander wander.

You mistake me for some sort of scoundrel.

>Use funds gathered from wine undustry to create effective infantry battle-armour for no particular reason.

[6]

You don't have a licence. Welcome to galactic jail.

Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.

((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))

[3] ((I'll give it my best shot, never played before .))

I'll play your game.

I cast Blacker Lotus, then use the 4 light mana to play Wrath of God.

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: Wrath of God does fuck-all. Allow yourself to reread Progenitus' rules text...



Pharika: Protection from Everything. The Shards of Alara block was always my favourite...

I attack with Progenitus, and end my turn. Your life total is ten.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Que? I found this while lurking:

"Protection from everything" means the following:

Progenitus can't be blocked.
Progenitus can't be enchanted or equipped.
Progenitus can't be the target of spells or abilities.
All damage that would be dealt to Progenitus is prevented.

Progenitus can still be affected by effects that don't target it or deal damage to it (such as Wrath of God).

Source: http://www.wizards.com/magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/stf/22

Is this invalid for some reason?))

[blazing glory]

Roll around.

[Lolfail0009]

((Que? I found this while lurking:

"Protection from everything" means the following:

Progenitus can't be blocked.
Progenitus can't be enchanted or equipped.
Progenitus can't be the target of spells or abilities.
All damage that would be dealt to Progenitus is prevented.

Progenitus can still be affected by effects that don't target it or deal damage to it (such as Wrath of God).

Source: http://www.wizards.com/magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/stf/22

Is this invalid for some reason?))

((Hmm... I must have misread that. Let me check my rulebook...

Yes, you are indeed correct. Progenitus gets moved to my library and my library is shuffled.))

Pharika: "Well, this is awkward..."

Take entire second turn back. Draw.
Play Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Just want to finish this game, normal updates shall resume in a few hours.))

[1]

I play all 5 Moxen and a Lotus Petal, and I make use of Tolarian Academy, which gives me one water mana per artifact I collect. I sacrifice the petal and play Darksteel Titan.

[IcyTea31]

Granted, but you cost several mana.

((8 mana of two colours isn't "several" enough for a medium-high power card, low power for a Planeswalker?))

"Wow, I did not expect either of you have this many extremely rare cards. Where did you get them?"

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: "Nein. And Icytea... The Aethernet. Connects directly to every shipment company in the Multiverse."

Cast Pact of Negation on the Darksteel Titan as you play it, it is countered.
Play Plains, cast Angel's Grace, negating the loss from Pact of Negation.

[IcyTea31]

Actual action: Move myself to just the right spot in the deck that I can be played at the exact right moment when there is enough mana and the situation is right and the board is open. ((Technically, we could have made this a two-headed giant game, but I'm fine as a card.))

[LordSlowpoke]

PLAY SELF AS CARD

[Lolfail0009]

Actual action: Move myself to just the right spot in the deck that I can be played at the exact right moment when there is enough mana and the situation is right and the board is open. ((Technically, we could have made this a two-headed giant game, but I'm fine as a card.))

((Nah, it'd be an Archenemy game. Or a Face the Hydra game.))

[IcyTea31]

PLAY SELF AS CARD

((On which side? And what abilities you have? How much mana do you cost? Are you a Creature or a Planeswalker, or perhaps some other card type? What's your attack/defense/morale?))

((Nah, it'd be an Archenemy game. Or a Face the Hydra game.))

((It'd be Archenemy if we got the Schemes out, but two-headed giant is the plain 2v2. We'd need a third player for either, though. LordSlowpoke does look like he wants to play.

[Lolfail0009]

PLAY SELF AS CARD

((On which side? And what abilities you have? How much mana do you cost? Are you a Creature or a Planeswalker, or perhaps some other card type? What's your attack/defense/morale?))

Lord Slowpoke [ 0 ]

Instant

All GM Avatars lose the game.
Split Second

[smurfingtonthethird]

[2] ((No mana burn, right?))

Nuts.

Play Black Lotus, sacrifice to play Yawgmoth's Will, bring back and sacrifice repeatedly Black Lotus until I have infinite mana for each pool (lets just leave it that way instead of saying I have a quintrillion quintrillion of each), and bring back Darksteel Titan.

[IcyTea31]

[2] ((No mana burn, right?))

Nuts.

Play Black Lotus, sacrifice to play Yawgmoth's Will, bring back and sacrifice repeatedly Black Lotus until I have infinite mana for each pool (lets just leave it that way instead of saying I have a quintrillion quintrillion of each), and bring back Darksteel Titan.

((I assume you mean Darksteel Colossus, in which case you can't do that, because the big guy is in your library, not in your graveyard.))