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Eternal prison

Thrown into black hole

Eaten by a grue

[blazing glory]

Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.

Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Dawn of Time it is. I think at least a few of you misunderstood what it actually is. Think Civilisation in gameplay, but a lot slower, with RP gameparts. There's the two options I thought of in the poll, plus a possible third, which is more of a god game.

.... Sacrifice them anyways before searching for better ones.

"Sorry! I'll try harder this time!"

[2+3]

Legendary artifact! Winrar!

Precisely how did I annoy Zeus?

(darn)

[3]

The random squealing? I'm going with the random squealing.

Give up because the GM is giving me ones without rolling any real or virtual dice.

((lies! I use random.org!))
[6]

You fall into a deep depression and go hide inside a car tire.

Where the fuck is that potato!

Catch Zeus's attention and attempt to buy some of his lightning bolts in exchange for Chooze

[5]

He actually accepts the deal. Winrar!

"Git moar boyz of all kindz, and look fur dem humans to kill

[1]

No moar boyz.

Ask the Romulans for help, in exchange for the prototype federation laser gun.

[4]

They accept. They give you two guys.

It'll be a real fancy fondue, you know? And we could make it a regular thing...

[6]

Seal the deal with a decent-rarity artifact, and you have got yourself a deal.

Take a step in upgrading armor technology from Sanghelli level to Dalek level.

[2]

You walk into your labs to see your scientists lighting farts.

Accept the duel.

[3]

Ooh, a crowd.

He says stupid noble shit, you say you don't give a fuck, yadada, fight start!

He summons a brass golem, which bashes the turd out of you!

"Tell you what. If you want to keep fighting, pick up the sword that just materialised in front of you. Otherwise, beg for my forgiveness."

psst, take the sword, it fucks shit excellently

Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.

[6]

A true Planeswalker duel? I accept.

He steps into an energy cloud. Momentarily later, he returns clad in golden hardlight armour and starts slashing into your armour.

ENLIST CYBORG TESLA 

[5]

HE KILLS ALL THE BEARS

WINRAR

Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.

[6]

You summon two hundred of them. They furrowly clog up the area around you.

Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.

Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.

NO DOUBLE ROLLING

POTATO STRIKE INBOUND

[IcyTea31]

Pharika: Challenge the GM's avatar to a Planeswalker's Duel.

Join his deck:

Spoiler: I'm a card (click to show/hide)

IcyTea31             4, 2, 2 colourless

[A bread loaf pulsing with psionic energy   
and wielding psiblades destroying a bunch
of goblins with a blue lightning bolt]         

Planeswalker - IcyTea31           [Protoss]

+3: Destroy target nonartifact permanent.

-2: Gain control of target creature.         

-10: Target player loses 8 life, discards 2 
cards and sacrifices a land.                     

"The psi blades come out wherever you   
want them to, stop poking holes in my     
logic or I'll poke holes into your existence."
-smurfingtonthethird, upon lampshadement

Nobody                                          5

((Carp it, ninja update before I was finished.))

((EDIT: Made card better looking.))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((I love that quote.))

[blazing glory]

((Oh no!))

Take cover!!! After a while get into the car and hotwire it!

[NAV]

Summon a potato spaceship with my GM's acolyte powers.

Volunteer to be a crew member if NAV saves me.

Save this guy. Make him first mate of the potato fleet.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Looks at poll
everything is tied
many tears, wow))

[LordSlowpoke]

PUNCH GM IN POTATO

[WillowLuman]

Helgoland, I need your help. There has been a failure in the military-industrial complex and we need better armor for our troops ASAP.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

((I've heard bad things about god games))

Hm, could have been done with tech I've seen. Take a wander around Olympus, since I've made a nuisance of myself.
Why the hell am I doing that anyway? I've never had that problem before.
....
Are you fucking with me?

[smurfingtonthethird]

((everything is still pretty much tied in the poll *flips keyboard*))

[Lolfail0009]

Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.

((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))

[Propman]

>Use funds gathered from wine undustry to create effective infantry battle-armour for no particular reason.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.

((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))

I thought you meant a multidimensional battle... you deceived me. My commendations.

[blazing glory]

Pharika: Counter by casting Black Lotus, and sacrificing it and playing four Rites of Flame, with which I play two Kaleidostones and sacrifice them to summon Progenitus.

((You just accepted a game of Magic: The Gathering. I pity you greatly.))

I thought you meant a multidimensional battle... you deceived me. My commendations.

Quick hit him with your special talent:Potato storm!