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Author Topic: Roll to Battle Monsters  (Read 20087 times)

TamerVirus

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #120 on: April 25, 2014, 01:23:10 am »

MAKE AN AWESOME ROAST USING THE FIRE
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #121 on: April 25, 2014, 03:27:34 am »

I  begin forging Dreamglass for my SlumberOS display.
5. You forge 3 pieces of Dreamglass.

Ponder the mystery of the Paradox. ((Skip action, can't afford any risks with craziness.))
You ponder the mysteries of your Childhood instead.

Gather as much energy as possible, even in the presence of a new forest fire.

1. You fail, and throw yourself into the fire instead. You are now on Fire(will die in 5 turns).

MAKE AN AWESOME ROAST USING THE FIRE
5. Using the fire, and whatever ingredients you had, you make an awesome Roast. Not only that, it seems edible!

Rest beside the rock.
3. You rest beside the fire instead.

Make arrows with rock and sticks
2. You fail, due to not possesing any string.

Spoiler: Inventory (click to show/hide)
NRDL is on Fire and Exhausted.
IcyTea is Crazy.
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #122 on: April 25, 2014, 03:33:07 am »

((Wait, I'm too exhausted too even MOVE, and yet I somehow manage to throw myself directly into the fire?))  ???

"You guys mind helping THE GUY WHO'S ONE FIRE HERE?!"

Try to get out and put self out, exhaustion and auto-fail be damned.  Privately prepare for the end. 

"I didn't even get to fight any monsters..."
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #123 on: April 25, 2014, 03:36:18 am »

"Stand still!"

Use the ENDLESS bucket of water on 'fireman'. Mwahaha.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

TamerVirus

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #124 on: April 25, 2014, 03:46:21 am »

Throw the burning man into the lake
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #125 on: April 25, 2014, 04:17:34 am »

"Oh, but isn't fire delicious? That sweet, atonal taste in my tail, people screaming in green, such happiness."

Skip action by babbling non-sequitur sentences similar to above.

((I'm not sure if sudden synesthesia mixed with hazy memories of possibly nonexistent childhood counts as insanity, but what the carp, who cares?))
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #126 on: April 25, 2014, 06:06:19 am »

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #127 on: April 25, 2014, 10:11:37 am »

I forge the Dreamglass in to a SlumberOS display.

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #128 on: April 25, 2014, 11:26:38 am »

Look for vines to use as string
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #129 on: April 25, 2014, 11:42:06 am »

I forge the Dreamglass in to a SlumberOS display.
5. Instead, you somehow make a complete SlumberOS tablet.

"Oh, but isn't fire delicious? That sweet, atonal taste in my tail, people screaming in green, such happiness."

Skip action by babbling non-sequitur sentences similar to above.

((I'm not sure if sudden synesthesia mixed with hazy memories of possibly nonexistent childhood counts as insanity, but what the carp, who cares?))
You skip the action.


((Wait, I'm too exhausted too even MOVE, and yet I somehow manage to throw myself directly into the fire?))  ???

"You guys mind helping THE GUY WHO'S ONE FIRE HERE?!"

Try to get out and put self out, exhaustion and auto-fail be damned.  Privately prepare for the end. 

"I didn't even get to fight any monsters..."
3. You're halfway out of the fire.

Throw the burning man into the lake
6. You throw him, and yourself into the lake. You're both Drowning though.

"Stand still!"

Use the ENDLESS bucket of water on 'fireman'. Mwahaha.
5. You spray a crapton of water on top of the drowning NRDL. On a positive note, you also put out the fire.

Look for vines to use as string
2. You can't find any.

All of you can hear explosions in the distance.
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NRDL is Drowning and Exhausted.
TamerVirus is Drowning.
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #130 on: April 25, 2014, 11:53:07 am »

"Wait, why did I say a staccato elephant bluely walked the humans to the delirious water? That doesn't make sense. It does look like the humans are drowning, though, so maybe I should do something."

Grab a long stick and help Meron and Hamm back on dry land with it.
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TamerVirus

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #131 on: April 25, 2014, 11:58:12 am »

Learn how to swim!
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #132 on: April 25, 2014, 02:22:12 pm »

Grab the charred, drowning, exhausted person out of the water.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #133 on: April 25, 2014, 05:27:53 pm »

I use the SlumberOS to do a full diognostic on the effects of the Dream Nectar that is currently in my system.

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #134 on: April 25, 2014, 11:51:53 pm »

Eat the Swirly patterned fruit.

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