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Author Topic: Roll to Battle Monsters  (Read 19998 times)

BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #30 on: April 11, 2014, 11:14:29 am »

Sleep and enter The Collective Unconscious to see what kind of sleeping things are around.
3. You fall asleep. You fail to enter The Collective Unconscious, however

Exist in the past as well as the present. Prelive recent events as past self. Try to remember and understand what's going on.
4. You successfully enter the past while still existing in the present. You watch your past self faint, and dissolve into glowing dust. [Mysterious Magical Forces=4] You then faint and return to your present self's body.

Ignore these strange beings, gotta continue training.  Start punching and kicking trees with the softest bark.
5. You start hitting the bark. Congratulations, you now have +1 STR.

start a fire in the center of the clearing

Can't cook without fire!
6. Congratulations you started a fire. You meant a forest fire, right? oops.

Pray to the god of knowledge... Thoth, for example. Try to find reasons for me being here. Maybe it's divine mission or something of similar-epic scale?
2. You pray to Thoth, but nothing happens.

Get up, climb up a tree
3. You get up. Unfortunately, you find yourself incapable of climbing a tree, due to none of them having sufficiently low hanging branches.

The Area around you is on fire.




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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #31 on: April 11, 2014, 11:36:57 am »

"Hm... Nothing. Beside firre. Stop. Firre?"

"Oh great Thlaloc, benevolent god of water, hear thy ardent believer! Send a rain to subdue Xolotl, Quetzalcohuātl brother, who reigns freely in those fires!"

Sadly, I don't have expendable children to sacrifice to Tlaloc. But for a small-scale wonder simple prayers would probably suffice.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

IcyTea31

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #32 on: April 11, 2014, 11:45:40 am »

Unravel time to observe the threads of fate for any weirdness, then weave it back to normal. I might have chosen a slightly overpowered character, already messing with reality by turn 2.
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TamerVirus

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #33 on: April 11, 2014, 11:56:10 am »

douse the fire with conjured sauce!

((Why did I have a feeling something like that would happen?))
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #34 on: April 11, 2014, 12:44:34 pm »

I try harder completely unaware of the fire.

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #35 on: April 11, 2014, 01:27:36 pm »

Sigh at the forest fire
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NRDL

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #36 on: April 12, 2014, 01:39:48 am »

Start sprinting in any direction until I find a water source.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #37 on: April 12, 2014, 01:59:58 am »

I try harder completely unaware of the fire.
2. You once again fail to enter the collective unconscious.

Unravel time to observe the threads of fate for any weirdness, then weave it back to normal. I might have chosen a slightly overpowered character, already messing with reality by turn 2.
2vs3. Time does not like being unraveled, and you fail to do so. Maybe when you're on better terms with time.

Start sprinting in any direction until I find a water source.
6. You start sprinting in a random direction to find a water source. You eventually find one, but you're a little over 5km away from the clearing.

douse the fire with conjured sauce!

((Why did I have a feeling something like that would happen?))
3. You conjure some sauce. Unfortunately, your aiming sucks and you hit Phobotos instead.

"Hm... Nothing. Beside firre. Stop. Firre?"

"Oh great Thlaloc, benevolent god of water, hear thy ardent believer! Send a rain to subdue Xolotl, Quetzalcohuātl brother, who reigns freely in those fires!"

Sadly, I don't have expendable children to sacrifice to Tlaloc. But for a small-scale wonder simple prayers would probably suffice.

3. You pray to Thlaloc. A bucket of water appears in your hand.

Sigh at the forest fire
You sigh at the forest fire.

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IcyTea31

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #38 on: April 12, 2014, 02:22:10 am »

Give the past a visit and put out the fire when it's still small. The paradox here is that without the fire, I'd have no reason to visit the past to put it out, in which case I would have reason...
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #39 on: April 12, 2014, 03:11:11 am »

make an awesome roasted vegetable dish using the fire, the sauce on the other guy's head, and the plants around me
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #40 on: April 12, 2014, 03:49:05 am »

Walk away from the fire to less on fire places
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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #41 on: April 12, 2014, 05:00:16 am »

((Is the fire close to where I am?))

Head back, try to lead the others to water source.
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BlitzDungeoneer

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #42 on: April 12, 2014, 05:17:24 am »

((Is the fire close to where I am?))

Head back, try to lead the others to water source.

You are now 5km away from the clearing. Tell me, do you think you are close?
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #43 on: April 12, 2014, 07:18:31 am »

Maybe this bucket is endless?.. Try this hypothesis! Now!
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to Battle Monsters
« Reply #44 on: April 12, 2014, 09:19:38 am »

"Oh shit! How long has that been on fire?"
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