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[Hapah]

No opinion either way, but it's gonna be hard for someone who is braindead to play rock paper scissors, isn't it?

[piecewise]

The Crew members to chose from are:

The Host: Yours truly.

Corpse Mason: We've, through arcane, unholy, and mostly mechanical means Knitted the corpse of Mason back together and animated it! Mostly we use it as a security guard and delivery boy, but it's still got it's old katana clenched in one cold hand.

Senkoku: An old Genehack soldier from the Rat King Assassin squads. Looks thin and frail, but don't let that fool you, he's killed more people then the black plague. We use him to vanish annoying contestants!

Jal "The Black King" Koski:He came here after his notorious Gabled Doorway Motel Massacre, rose through the ranks and eventually won his one desire: TO KILL EVEN MORE! So we offered him a job, of course! Now he dismembers contestants with is bare hands and their own weapons, much to the delight of almost all involved.

Un-Uk: Captured from a clan of de-teched, evolutionarily divergent humans from an icy planet somewhere in the far reaches of the human domain, Un-Uk and his tribe laid siege to the forces sent there to retake the planet, smashing them down with nothing but their fearful brutish strength! Once the area had finally been cleared, we found Poor Un-Uk still alive and fighting, despite missing both legs, an arm and part of his head! So naturally we grabbed him, gave him robotic limb replacements and now feed him on raw meat and unfortunate contestants!


CHOOOOOOOSE
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[Beirus]

Hey, check it out. Its FrankenMason now. Or Masonstein. Even though Frankenstein referred to the doctor and not the monster.

[piecewise]

The Host seems to be winning this one handily.

HEY  HEEEEEEEY   TCM ARE YOU AROUND?!

[TCM]

*Magarth walks into the fray with fireworks exploding above him, behind him is a mural of every president of the United States, with each of their heads replaced with vegetables and all of their hands replaced by Al Pacino. In front of the mural is a statue of Joan of Arc stabbing Babe Ruth in the face with a poisonous ball point pen. Joan is angry, Babe is in pain.

"LEETLE BEETCH."

[Beirus]

This should be fun to watch. I'm sad Corpse Mason won't get to do it, but at least he already reached his quota of Magarth Maiming for this episode.

[Harry Baldman]

This should be fun to watch. I'm sad Corpse Mason won't get to do it, but at least he already reached his quota of Magarth Maiming for this episode.

((I'm sad that they didn't rebuild two Masons, each one with a robotic half.))

[piecewise]

This should be fun to watch. I'm sad Corpse Mason won't get to do it, but at least he already reached his quota of Magarth Maiming for this episode.

((I'm sad that they didn't rebuild two Masons, each one with a robotic half.))

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*Magarth walks into the fray with fireworks exploding above him, behind him is a mural of every president of the United States, with each of their heads replaced with vegetables and all of their hands replaced by Al Pacino. In front of the mural is a statue of Joan of Arc stabbing Babe Ruth in the face with a poisonous ball point pen. Joan is angry, Babe is in pain.

"LEETLE BEETCH."

The Host calmly walks over towards you and there's a loud clanking sound as a 20 foot cube shaped cage lowers down from the rafters and settles into place around the two of you. The cage is bright polished chrome, but the inside is lined with 8 inch conical spikes, which somehow undercuts all attempts at modernness.

We're going to put 5 minutes on the clock. He says, carefully leaning his cane against one of the cage walls as he unbuttons the jacket of his white suit and hangs it on one spike. He removes his gloves, laying them on the same spike, and then rolls up his sleeves. If you are alive at the end of those 5 minutes, then you get to proceed. If not, well, then you don't. He picks up his cane and walks back out to the center of the cage and stands, arms spread, cane in one hand, waiting. The clock starts when you move. Lets try to make this fun for the viewer, shall we?

[Parisbre56]

Hey, check it out. Its FrankenMason now. Or Masonstein. Even though Frankenstein referred to the doctor and not the monster.

It's good to see they gave Mason such a nice severance package...

[TCM]

"ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Magarth listens to the host pertaining to the rules of the match.

"A fascinating game. The only winning move is not to play."

Stand completely still.

But stalling is actually a ploy. When the Host inevitably comments about Magarth needing to start the match, the Russian charges the host, but then goes for a slide-tackle rather than a standing or leaping attack.

[piecewise]

"ARRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH."

Magarth listens to the host pertaining to the rules of the match.

"A fascinating game. The only winning move is not to play."

Stand completely still.

But stalling is actually a ploy. When the Host inevitably comments about Magarth needing to start the match, the Russian charges the host, but then goes for a slide-tackle rather than a standing or leaping attack.

The host doesn't say anything. He doesn't move. All he does is stand there and wiggle his eyebrows.

(Just so you know, if this stand off keeps going, I'll start paying haph to shoot at you.)

[TCM]

the Russian charges the host, but then goes for a slide-tackle rather than a standing or leaping attack.

Just go ahead and do this then.

[piecewise]

the Russian charges the host, but then goes for a slide-tackle rather than a standing or leaping attack.

Just go ahead and do this then.

the Russian charges the host, but then goes for a slide-tackle rather than a standing or leaping attack.

Just go ahead and do this then.

You run towards the Host and leap into a slide tackle at the last moment, trying to smash him off his feet. As you slide in, he brings the cane down and lifts himself off the ground. You proceed to slide, groin first, into the cane. The Host just sits there, perfectly balanced, holding himself up off the ground with the cane like some sort of magic act.

You ought to know, I didn't become the ringleader of this little game for nothing.

He lowers himself back down, planting his feet straight on your outstretched shin and pinning your leg.

[TCM]

"YOU ARE [slur]"

Magarth responds by punching the Host in the balls if possible. Either way, use unpinned leg to kick the Host in the knee of his attacking leg.

[piecewise]

"YOU ARE [slur]"

Magarth responds by punching the Host in the balls if possible. Either way, use unpinned leg to kick the Host in the knee of his attacking leg.

You punch the host in the dangly bits as hard as you can. He wobbles a bit with the force of the blow but doesn't flinch. Instead he just swings his cane straight toward your skull. You manage to dodge by throwing yourself down onto your back, but the blow still glaces off your scalp and stings mightily. You kick, rather anemically from your current position and the host counters hopping over the blow and off your leg.