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[Toaster]

You're welcome.

[Alarith]

Frederick Diezler arrives in stands after he gets his DD

[Beirus]

((I wondered what was up when Larry said "Wink wink" while trying to take the sandwich. Thanks Toaster.))

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-12 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

"Red team going down!"

Athlete suit? Athlete suit.

[Toaster]

((The challenge was to steal something from someone and keep it until next round.  It never said I couldn't collude with you, but I also figured it was funnier this way.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

Get DD, Bet all on blue

[Doomblade187]

Get DD, bet 4 DD on red.

[Beirus]

((The challenge was to steal something from someone and keep it until next round.  It never said I couldn't collude with you, but I also figured it was funnier this way.))

((It was. And now I bet the audience can't wait for Mason and Larry to make the buddy cop film of the century. One's a loose cannon with no genitals who doesn't take shit from anybody. The other is funny with an odd fetish for wrappers, whose zany antics get the duo into all sorts of shenanigans.))

[Radio Controlled]

Enter arena, collect DD, go sit in my usual spot.

[Yoink]

>Claim the DD, have a brief montage of caring for my sisters and ensuring they're fed/sent to school/etc., then re-enter the arena and claim my fresh batch of DD.

>How many do I have? Bet six of them on Mason and go take a seat- preferably away from any manic-looking types.

[piecewise]

I'm ignoring the contestants because we gotta give people time to place bets and show up. Give it a minute.

Enter good seat and get mah coins, then bet at least five coins that blue wins.
Come on blue! I know where you guys live!

6 dd gotten.

Enter stadium and acquire DD. All in on Blue!

Oh, do I have any scars from the fire?

9dd
All of it on blue eh?

And yes, you look rather twofacey

A sly man slinks into the audience, getting his DD, and starts flashing a photograph.
Have you seen this man? His name is Wasted Bastard. I'm trying to track down members of my extended family, and heard that Wasted was last seen here.
The man then looks about suspiciously before realizing something, and shoots out his hand to shake that of whomever he's speaking to.
Oh, yes, my name's Sneaky Bastard. A pleasure to meet you, and I hope if you met my second cousin, he didn't dope you or anything... and I hope I'm not too late, either.
See, every time I manage to track down a cousin of mine, I discover I'm too late and they're already dead. I've got a pretty extensive list of dead cousins.
He whips out a folded chain of photgraphs. It unfolds down to the floor, and the folded section rolls all the way down into the arena before it's fully unfolded. Sneaky Bastard grins.
I'm pretty proud that I found all these. I... guess it's sad that they're all dead, though. So, what's you're name?

Spoiler: Waitlist Signup (click to show/hide)

Name: Sneaky Bastard
Description: Tall and wiry, but no where near as thin as Wasted. Usually hunched over, and usually ignored and not noticed.
Reason for Signing up: Each photograph of a cousin (around 285 photos) has a clump of hair attached. His wish is to resurect them all.

Str: 1
Dex: 5
End: 1
Spd: 10
Int: 4
Luk: 1
Wil: 1
Per: 5

4 dd

Mastahcheese enters the audience stands, freshly unmangled.

Get DD, and add it to my current eleven DD.  Then, Place a one-DD surival bet on every person, EXCEPT Mason who gets the rest of my DD in a survival bet.

((I've pointed it out before, but it's kind've odd that survival and death are paid equally, considering survival is more than six times as likely.))

5 dd
And paris will handle your expansive, silly betting.

Woo!

Claim DD, buy 3 more beers, and take a seat near the back.

4 dd, 3 beers acquired.

((Great! Nice shield.))

What do those beams look like? How are they shaped?
How large are they?
What's the distance between intersections?
Do we start on them or can we choose where and when to get on?
Can I rip part of my clothes to use as rope?

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

They're square, about a foot wide, crisscrossing the area in a grid. Each square on the grid is about 6 feet to a side, so that is the distance between intersections.
You will start in the center of one side, lined up with one person on each beam. You can't really chose. Sure, you can get naked and think it will help.

Frederick Diezler arrives in stands after he gets his DD

5 dd

Get DD, Bet all on blue

8dd

ALL ON BLUUUUE

Get DD, bet 4 DD on red.

5 dd.
4 on red

No one ever bets on black.

Enter arena, collect DD, go sit in my usual spot.

6dd

Usual spot eh? I was gonna make a lewd joke about your NPC date but I'll just allude to it and let you figure it out yourself.

>Claim the DD, have a brief montage of caring for my sisters and ensuring they're fed/sent to school/etc., then re-enter the arena and claim my fresh batch of DD.

>How many do I have? Bet six of them on Mason and go take a seat- preferably away from any manic-looking types.

8 dd
8 plus how many others you should have. Should be on the front page.

6 on mason, and a seat away from the crazy people.
Heh, yeah, good luck with that.

[Kriellya]

Collect DD, cheer for a line of proximity mines!

Missed me for acquiring delicious deadman dollars!

[swordsmith04]

(Continue to) drown my disfigurement sorrows in alcohol!

[Parisbre56]

Mastahcheese enters the audience stands, freshly unmangled.

Get DD, and add it to my current eleven DD.  Then, Place a one-DD surival bet on every person, EXCEPT Mason who gets the rest of my DD in a survival bet.

((I've pointed it out before, but it's kind've odd that survival and death are paid equally, considering survival is more than six times as likely.))

And paris will handle your expansive, silly betting.

* Parisbre56 gets inside the bookie's booth, sighs and starts printing and handing out receipts.

@syvarris: You do realise why this is a bad idea, right?

Enter arena, collect DD, go sit in my usual spot.

Usual spot eh? I was gonna make a lewd joke about your NPC date but I'll just allude to it and let you figure it out yourself.

I can't do it. Can anyone explain?

How large is the arena? Does reaching the other side in one turn require running and rolling well?
Do the beams touch in the intersections?
Will we get advanced warning when an obstacle is incoming?

[syvarris]

* Parisbre56 gets inside the bookie's booth, sighs and starts printing and handing out receipts.

@syvarris: You do realise why this is a bad idea, right?

((Perhaps.  Originally, when I first made the bet to go all-in on Mason, I though half-DD payouts were rounded down.  When I checked the wiki, it said they're rounded up.  I assumed that I could trust it.

Is it wrong?  If so, remove the single-DD bets and put them on Mason.))

[Xantalos]

Fat guy xandad lost all his DD. Get new ones.