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[Toaster]

"Fwee hee hee!"

Run off with wrapper.  Hide under bed and growl at anyone who comes near.


PS he can keep the fingers

[Beirus]

"Oh hell no!"

Rip the shrinkwrapped sandwich from Larry's mouth. Open it and give Larry the shrinkwrap, then enjoy sammich while watching TV. If that fails, one more nut kick.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

[Parisbre56]

((That "you'll see"...

Hm. Tempting. Well, let's leave the decision to lady luck!
[(Contestant suit/Weapon-Armour combo/Random Item):3]
Random item it is, then!))

Buy a random item for 3 tokens points. Hope I get something good.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

[NAV]

"Only 3 blues answered! Why wasn't a blue shot in the face?"

They didn't shoot the unresponsive blue. 

[Parisbre56]

"Only 3 blues answered! Why wasn't a blue shot in the face?"

"What are you talking about? All four answered." Destio responded, still a bit angry with the man's previous behaviour.

((Are you trying to set a new record for blue team deaths? ))

[Kedly]

Continue standing in the corner, growling at everybody and waiting for the next episode

[piecewise]

LAST CHANCE FOR AUDIENCE MEMBERS TO SUGGEST THINGS FOR NEXT EPISODE!

"Fwee hee hee!"

Run off with wrapper.  Hide under bed and growl at anyone who comes near.


PS he can keep the fingers

You run off with the plastic wrapper in your teeth and then scuttle under a bed, where you hiss and nip at the toes of anyone who comes near you.

"Oh hell no!"

Rip the shrinkwrapped sandwich from Larry's mouth. Open it and give Larry the shrinkwrap, then enjoy sammich while watching TV. If that fails, one more nut kick.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

Larry very pointedly tears off the plastic wrap and runs off with it before you can tell him that he can have it. The man is very determined...in very odd ways.

You eat your sandwich and watch tv.

((That "you'll see"...

Hm. Tempting. Well, let's leave the decision to lady luck!
[(Contestant suit/Weapon-Armour combo/Random Item):3]
Random item it is, then!))

Buy a random item for 3 tokens points. Hope I get something good.

Spoiler: Destio Dravani (click to show/hide)

Name: Destio Dravani

Description: 19 year old teenage boy. Average height. Spiky black hair. Brown eyes. His body is bruised and scarred in places.

Reason for signing up: Enough money to take care of his and his little sister's problems.

Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:1
Speed:5
Intelligence:5
Luck:1
Will:5
Perception:1

The machine dispenses a Riot shield! Man, thats a big slot.

"Only 3 blues answered! Why wasn't a blue shot in the face?"

They didn't shoot the unresponsive blue. 

Which one? I saw everyone on all the teams respond, either directly or at least by posting a turn for other actions.

Continue standing in the corner, growling at everybody and waiting for the next episode

Growl.







5 minutes everyone, get ready!

[Toaster]

"Rrrr!"


Rrrr!

[Parisbre56]

((Yay, shield! I like! Reply #1 and wiki updated.))

"Hmmm... Good." Destio said as he lifted the shield, inspected it and and equipped it.
"May it shield me from the blows of fate... and of my enemies."

Inspect shield.
How is it shaped (round, rectangular, concave, etc)?
How is it held (strap+handle, simple handle, three handles,etc)?
Can I see behind it (window,transparent,etc)? How large is it, does it cover my entire body?
Is it a riot shield with 20th century standards or future tech standards?
Does it have any other features, like flashing lights?

[Beirus]

((I believe the question you want to ask is "Can Mason's sword cut through it like a knife through butter?" Or "Will it shield me from any Shackle shenanigans?" ))

"Alright, Larry. Are you going to come out from under the bed, or do I need to go get you? We have an episode to prepare for. And recycle the wrapper, littering isn't cool."

Prepare for next episode. Drag Larry out from under the bed if I have to.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

[Toaster]

"I'll be there, but touch my wrapper and you'll draw back a nub!"

[Harry Baldman]

Prepare myself! Today is the day that I shall explode!

[piecewise]

"Rrrr!"


Rrrr!

Rrrr!

((Yay, shield! I like! Reply #1 and wiki updated.))

"Hmmm... Good." Destio said as he lifted the shield, inspected it and and equipped it.
"May it shield me from the blows of fate... and of my enemies."

Inspect shield.
How is it shaped (round, rectangular, concave, etc)?
How is it held (strap+handle, simple handle, three handles,etc)?
Can I see behind it (window,transparent,etc)? How large is it, does it cover my entire body?
Is it a riot shield with 20th century standards or future tech standards?
Does it have any other features, like flashing lights?

Is like this
Is 4 or so feet long.
Hard to say, but it seems light and the metal it's made out of seems...somehow better then others. It's got a pleasing chrome shine to it and when you rap on it with your knuckles it rings like a bell.
No flashing lights, no bling, no spinners or built in stereo. Very simple. Is shield.

((I believe the question you want to ask is "Can Mason's sword cut through it like a knife through butter?" Or "Will it shield me from any Shackle shenanigans?" ))

"Alright, Larry. Are you going to come out from under the bed, or do I need to go get you? We have an episode to prepare for. And recycle the wrapper, littering isn't cool."

Prepare for next episode. Drag Larry out from under the bed if I have to.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

You get ready in whatever non-specific way you've mentioned.

You grab larry and drag him out of under the bed. He's growling and scratching the entire time.

Prepare myself! Today is the day that I shall explode!

You don't yell that in bed, do you? No? Just me? Alright.

STATIC

AND WELCOME BACK ONCE AGAIN TO DEAD. MAN. RUNNING! We've got a great show today, including a new contestant, which I'm afraid we don't have time to tell you about. Something about a national memorial for those lost in blah blah blah, the station is making the episode run a little short today so we've gotta get straight into the TEAM CHALLENGE!

The Challenge today is called Cheese Grater! Don't blame me for the name, I think it was thought up by the mistress of some channel executive when her mouth wasn't full of something else equally underwhelming and flaccid! Now the game itself takes place on this grid of metal beams here, over a pool of water. Red team starts on the left, blue on the right, and the last one still dry wins! Simple eh? But thats not all folks, Not only will they have to balance on the beams and avoid being knocked off by the other team, but occasionally we're gonna sweep the entire area with an obstacle bar! Sometimes it's a nice, padded, boring bar. Sometimes it's a single strand of piano wire at throat height! YOU NEVER KNOW!

Now, while the teams get into position, place your bets!

[Harry Baldman]

"This is not Cheese Grater! Cheese Grater is sharper! This is Man Strainer!" Gilbert shouts indignantly.

Assume the position! Once assumed, move toward the center carefully on all fours.

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

Enter good seat and get mah coins, then bet at least five coins that blue wins.
Come on blue! I know where you guys live!