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[NAV]

Stay the fuck away from Gilbert.

How long until poor Cromwell dies and we can have a new, active teammate?

[Beirus]

((How did Gilbert get 12 points? Shouldn't he have 10? Or 11 at most, since BlueMason still won the team challenge? Also, I can take care of Cromwell if you want. And my suit is back to 5 charges, right?))

I'm gonna just stay away from Mr. Explosive Vest.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

[Toaster]

Preen for the crowd.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 4
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Parisbre56]

((He was voted MVP by the audience, He got 5 points. There's no rule forbidding it.
Still, I voted for Larry.))

[Beirus]

((He was voted MVP by the audience, He got 5 points. There's no rule forbidding it.
Still, I voted for Larry.))

((Right, and 5 from the Individual challenge makes 10, not 12. Maybe 11 if he also gets the team wide  point for winning the individual challenge.))

[NAV]

((He probably started with some from deadman dollars.))

[Beirus]

((Oh yeah, those are things. I thought there was an event or challenge or something I missed last episode. My bad. Trying to keep track of stuff on my own so I know when to try and kill others who get too many points for reference purposes and so I know whether the guy pointing a Shackle at me is bluffing or not.))

[Radio Controlled]

Do I own a futuristic gaming device? If yes, what games do I have? Is there a 'DMR, the Game'?

[Parisbre56]

Do I own a futuristic gaming device? If yes, what games do I have? Is there a 'DMR, the Game'?

You think overshooting will get you a VR machine or some kind of hallucination or will it end with you as a guest star for the next episode? Catch RC would be a fun game mode. Especially if it didn't specify which bodypart you have to catch.

[piecewise]

I appear to have 12 points! Time to use them!

First, buy a deadman explosive vest for 7 points and wear it.

Then purchase a flashbang for 3 points!

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

You swipe your shackle across the machine until you've put all the points in that you want. You punch in the code for the vest and the flashbang and it deposits both in the tray below. The explosive vest is a tight fitting black vest with small black plates all over it, like the squares on the outershell of a grenade. It comes with a set if what look like metal pills, and vague instructions telling you to swallow them and then wear the vest.

The Flashbang is shrink wrapped for some reason.

I appear to have 12 points! Time to use them!

First, buy a deadman explosive vest for 7 points and wear it.

Then purchase a flashbang for 3 points!

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

Ooooo, nice choice. I hope he blows it up in the dorm. Been a while since we had a TPK out of the game...

Munches on popcorn, follows gov't ordained schedule

Nom nom nom

Stay the fuck away from Gilbert.

How long until poor Cromwell dies and we can have a new, active teammate?

Minutes, unless Masta cheese reports in soon. Has he even been around?

((How did Gilbert get 12 points? Shouldn't he have 10? Or 11 at most, since BlueMason still won the team challenge? Also, I can take care of Cromwell if you want. And my suit is back to 5 charges, right?))

I'm gonna just stay away from Mr. Explosive Vest.

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-9 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword, Athlete suit (5). Mostly used first aid kit

Yes.

You carefully scoot into the corner, putting as many people and objects between you and the nutter with a chest full of high explosive as possible.

Preen for the crowd.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 4
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

I know what preen means, but I like to imagine you just screeching  "PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" like a vulture with a kidney stone and then coughing horribly because of that punctured lung.

Do I own a futuristic gaming device? If yes, what games do I have? Is there a 'DMR, the Game'?

A game based on a tv show? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!

You slam the data cube into the playbox gamma and it loads up the game. Huh...it appears to randomly generate your character and then give you a choice of teams. Hmmm. Red or blue...

[piecewise]

I'm now accepting secret challenges for the players via PM. Tell me how to torture them for maximum audience amusement.

[Harry Baldman]

Swallow the pills. Check if there's any detail on mechanism of action.

"Mm. Pills."

Wear the vest.

"Ooh, snug."

Unwrap the flashbang. Keep the shrink wrap.

"Yee, flashy!"

Then sit down on a couch if there is one.

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

[Toaster]

I know what preen means, but I like to imagine you just screeching  "PREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!" like a vulture with a kidney stone and then coughing horribly because of that punctured lung.

I am okay with this.

[piecewise]

Swallow the pills. Check if there's any detail on mechanism of action.

"Mm. Pills."

Wear the vest.

"Ooh, snug."

Unwrap the flashbang. Keep the shrink wrap.

"Yee, flashy!"

Then sit down on a couch if there is one.

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: ?
Points: 2
Inventory: Deadman Explosive Vest, Flashbang

You swallow the pills. OW OW OW WHY DOES THAT HURT OW OW OW...oh, well now it doesn't hurt anymore? Huh.

The mechanism isn't talked about in the instructions, just that the vest will blow when your heart stops and that it will activate even if it's not on you.

You wear the vest.

You unwrap the flashbang but keep the plastic.

You sit down on the couch and marvel at the room of FUCKING ZOMBIE PEOPLE JUST STANDING AROUND.

[Kedly]

Continue growling at anybody who looks at me funny stand in the corner with arms crossed, waiting for the next episode