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[darkpaladin109]

ME

[piecewise]

((What do you mean, "speak for" Flimsy? Or is that going to be a surprise?))

Your skittishness is your down fall because

ME

IS OUR WINNER!

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And Welcome back! Today's punishment game is called "Pressing issues"! As you can see, we've strapped flimsy down to this specially made table with pneumatic crushing plates above him! There are ones for his hands, his feet, legs, stomach, head, chest, groin, The whole shebang! Now, normally, he'd be asked a variety of riddles and questions and for each wrong answer a random amount of pressure would be added to one of these crushing plates, but since he's a little bit quiet as of late, we've decided to let DP up in the stands answer for him. The game will keep going till DP has answered 10 questions correctly or until Flimsy is no more! DP, ARE YOU READY!?

[darkpaladin109]

YES I AM READY, GLORIOUS LEADER

[piecewise]

YES I AM READY, GLORIOUS LEADER

First question: What is the Black Wall of Lagos?

[darkpaladin109]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

[Xantalos]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

STOP USING YOUR IPHONE 507.4 YOU CHEATING SHIT

[Tavik Toth]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

STOP USING YOUR IPHONE 507.4 YOU CHEATING SHIT

Of course, the answer might not be the RL answer.

[Xantalos]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

STOP USING YOUR IPHONE 507.4 YOU CHEATING SHIT

Of course, the answer might not be the RL answer.

SKINNY BITCH STOP METAING

[piecewise]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

CORRECT! Now, What was the name of the first orbiting shipyard?

[darkpaladin109]

((Gonna have to go now so I won't post for some time.))

[Hapah]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

CORRECT! Now, What was the name of the first orbiting shipyard?

MEGA PORTUGAL!

[darkpaladin109]

A large wall dedicated to the victims of the Asos River virus.

CORRECT! Now, What was the name of the first orbiting shipyard?

MEGA PORTUGAL!

((HEY YOURE NOT THE ONE WHOS SUPPOSED TO ANSWER THIS SHIT))
SS13

[Parisbre56]

I'd answer the ISS or the Chinese Space Station, depending on your definition of shipyard and how good you are at guessing the future.

[darkpaladin109]

I'd answer the ISS or the Chinese Space Station, depending on your definition of shipyard and how good you are at guessing the future.

((shhh, do I look like I want to answer correctly ))

[piecewise]

Ooooh I'm sorry it's "Polaris".

The pressure plate over Flimsy's left foot lowers and the sound of bones snapping echos around the room through the state of the art sound system.

Oh, 1000 pounds of pressure on the foot. Unfortunate. Oh well, next question.

What major trump is often associated with the path between Malkuth and Hod?