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Dammit. Give 3 more of my DD to Hapah if he shoots Tsari again.

Dammit. Give 3 more of my DD to Hapah if he shoots Tsari again.

Hapah shrugs and takes the money.

Start humming a tune. Take aim and fire at Tsari.

Hap making bank here.

How many bullets do you have left?

"Wha-" Tsafi did not like the sound of that. He spins around, wide-eyed, and does his best to assess the situation quickly.

Throw my mostly-full bottle of beer at Hapah, hopefully distracting him even if I miss!
Then run over there and tackle him to the ground.

The bullet clips Tsafi's ear and blows a good bit of it off.  He screams, hucks the bottle somewhat near Hap and runs away.

After Hapah fires his shot, run towards Tsari and kick 'im in the balls.

You chase Tsafi around the room while someone sings a loud, acapella version of the benny hill song.

Limp somewhere secluded. Summon thousands of weasels to avenge me.

I'M AFRAID YOU'RE A WEASEL NOT A WEASELMANCER.

Ah, that was nice.
NOW FOR SOME HUMAN AS DESSERT

Suffocate someone with the Twinky wrappers and begin lathering them in marinade.

Who specifically, or I will roll random.

That random roll will include people in the arena, in which case you WILL dive off the stage for comedy effect.

Assist in fight between Tsari and Hapah.

And by that i mean hold Hapahs rifle for him so it doesnt get broken.

Your assistance is basically to bounce around behind hap scream "OH YOU DID NOT TRY TO BRING THAT UP IN MY MANS HOUSE! YOU TAKE THAT BACK AND GET YOUR NARROW WHITE ASS UP OUT OF HERE!"

Vulture, 8 DD

Complain to the organizers that there's an audience member shooting at other audience members for no reason, and that this makes me sad.

They suggest that you either duck, or set up your own betting system so that you can hire some guards to enforce your own rules on the system.


You gonna be a bookie Irony? eh?  EHHH?







Larry charges forward, shoulder checking Magarth and pushing him to the railing along the edge of the boat. Magarth jams the icepick into Larry's shoulder and upper back repeatedly, injuring him further but failing to cause a fatal wound.  Both are feeling weak and woozy from bloodloss and difficulty breathing.

Mason and Gilbert just stand around and watch.

[Hapah]

Lesse...shot Xan last episode, shot sy, shot at the blue captain, shot at Tsari twice. Pretty sure there are still 5 shots left.

[Toaster]

"I'm gonna bleed on you!"


Shove the asshole into the water, dammit.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; one shot left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

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[darkpaladin109]

Start running after Tsari again. Tackle him to the ground and start mutilating his other ear if I get the chance. If he resists, just kick his head in.

[Harry Baldman]

"Fighty ho! Fight until one remains!"

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

Wounds: clipped in the hip by Mason's tip.
Points: 2 (so sayeth the second post)

[Beirus]

"C'mon Larry, shove him into the water. You can do it. Don't just believe in yourself, believe in the me who believes in you!

[Yoink]

After Hapah fires his shot, run towards Tsari and kick 'im in the balls.

Kick this man in the balls. Hard.
Then go back to taking cover behind whatever seats are between me and Hapah. Try and crawl towards the nearest exit to escape.

[renegadelobster]

Shane-9DD

Waking up from his apparent coma in the front row, Shane runs over to help defend Tsari

AARRGG

((@ Beirus Really? A saying from Gurren Lagann?  ))

[Xantalos]

The guy with the gun. Xon's feeling suicidal.

[Beirus]

((@renegadelobster: Yep, it seemed fitting somehow.))

[Hapah]

Take careful aim at darkpaladin, then shoot. Try to cripple instead of kill outright.

[Elephant Parade]

Hide.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Run back to the weasel nest and raise an army. Charge back into the arena.

[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 8 DD

Stop singing and be on the lookout for weasely business.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Stand around near Hapah and protect his gun if he gets attacked, we need that shit in working order.