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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 308171 times)

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Commercial break: Tab A, Slot B
« Reply #1455 on: May 20, 2014, 01:45:12 pm »


If nobody attacks me, write a very generic love letter.  (No names or anything)


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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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« Reply #1456 on: May 20, 2014, 02:02:13 pm »

Go collect the bounty on syvarris.
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« Reply #1457 on: May 20, 2014, 02:07:44 pm »

Can I secretly give you 3 DD and keep the reward money? If yes, consider yourself payed.
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Fucking hell, you guys are worse than the demons.

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« Reply #1458 on: May 20, 2014, 02:09:06 pm »

@piecewise: say that you're becoming a contestant and converting DD to Points leaves you at 3.8 Points. Does that get rounded up to 4, down to 3 or stays at 3.8?
If you get 3.2 Points, does that get rounded up to 4, down to 3 or stays at 3.2?


Can contestants have fractional points (e.g. 2.5 Points) if an audience member gives them 5 DD for example? I'm asking because I had assumed that people can have fractional points so that audience members could donate 1 DD to their favourite contestant if they wanted to.

Also, get DD.

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« Reply #1459 on: May 20, 2014, 02:18:02 pm »

PFP
Can I secretly give you 3 DD and keep the reward money? If yes, consider yourself payed.
It's not much of a secret if you tell everyone, is it?

All you gotta do is give me 3DD and tell me who you want to take a shot at, and I'll make it happen.

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Sure thing boss, just keep me posted.
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« Reply #1460 on: May 20, 2014, 02:40:31 pm »

Start peddling off weasel shit to the audience. Bite the crap out of anyone attempting to shit on me, eat me, or use me as a weapon.
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« Reply #1461 on: May 20, 2014, 02:45:41 pm »

Man the port cannon.
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« Reply #1462 on: May 20, 2014, 02:56:32 pm »

IC is not OOC.

And I'll give you 3DD to shoot Mister Cheese (syvarris' char). If you kill him, you have to bring me his head. If you wound him, I'll go finish him myself.

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« Reply #1463 on: May 20, 2014, 04:15:06 pm »

IC is not OOC.

And I'll give you 3DD to shoot Mister Cheese (syvarris' char). If you kill him, you have to bring me his head. If you wound him, I'll go finish him myself.
3DD for the shot and the shot only; I don't plan to get involved in the scrum over his corpse.
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« Reply #1464 on: May 20, 2014, 04:35:32 pm »

Deal. 3 DD to you.

After syvarris gets shot, grab his head and use a beer bottle and liberal kicking to cut it and throw it in the arena.


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« Reply #1465 on: May 20, 2014, 04:38:24 pm »

Pleasure doing business!

Take DD, shoot at syvarris.
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« Reply #1466 on: May 20, 2014, 07:49:08 pm »

Frederick enters the nose bleed section.  Fortunately he took is coagulant boosters and he doesn't get a nose bleed.
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« Reply #1467 on: May 20, 2014, 08:30:00 pm »

GREAT SOVIET NAVAL EXPEDITION.
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« Reply #1468 on: May 21, 2014, 10:37:17 am »

Hope that the cannons are facing the right way. Drive past the other boat. Duck and dodge any projectiles or red teamers heading my way.
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« Reply #1469 on: May 21, 2014, 02:26:31 pm »

Audience:
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And breaking your knee caps isn't fun. For now I'll just offer large cash rewards for the first person to throw  your severed head into the arena.
How big we talkin' here?
I dunno. There something you've had your eye on?
oooh oooh I wanna rifle :P
How much is a knife or anything sharp?
The list is in Paris' post under the op. Less expensive then a Rifle, thats for sure.

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You're having some very good luck with this young woman. I wonder what you'll do with her, at this rate.

You invite her a long and try to get a seat away from the weasel turds.

(I honestly never thought to get this far, I'm just as surprised as you.

Uh, how to court a young woman in these modern times...)

Spend 1 DD on three beers, give one to... What's her name exactly? Don't think you've told me yet.

(Nailed it.)
You give one of your beers to the woman. Her name is Holly.

@piecewise: say that you're becoming a contestant and converting DD to Points leaves you at 3.8 Points. Does that get rounded up to 4, down to 3 or stays at 3.8?
If you get 3.2 Points, does that get rounded up to 4, down to 3 or stays at 3.2?


Can contestants have fractional points (e.g. 2.5 Points) if an audience member gives them 5 DD for example? I'm asking because I had assumed that people can have fractional points so that audience members could donate 1 DD to their favourite contestant if they wanted to.

Also, get DD.
.5 rounds up, .4 rounds down.

10 dd.

Start peddling off weasel shit to the audience. Bite the crap out of anyone attempting to shit on me, eat me, or use me as a weapon.
What are you charging?

Frederick enters the nose bleed section.  Fortunately he took is coagulant boosters and he doesn't get a nose bleed.
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5dd for you sir.

Pleasure doing business!

Take DD, shoot at syvarris.
Deal. 3 DD to you.

After syvarris gets shot, grab his head and use a beer bottle and liberal kicking to cut it and throw it in the arena.


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Disarm and kill anyone who attacks me.

If nobody attacks me, write a very generic love letter.  (No names or anything)
Regardless of quality, silently stick it in Radio's back pocket, then scamper off.


((FYI, there's an equal chance of me or whoever attacks me dying, thanks to the audience getting unmodified rolls.))
Hapah stands up from the crowd, braces his rifle on his shoulder and takes aim at Sy. Sy sees this and attempts to dive out of the way, leaping from his seat down toward the stairs and the lower bleachers. Hapah fires as he's in mid leap, catching him in the lower left chest and putting a round straight through his left lung and out his back. Sy goes tumbling down the stairs, still alive but in extremely bad shape. Paris waits in the wings, broken bottle in hand, ready to claim his prize.





RED TEAM:

"Yarr," Gilbert says, scratching his chin and nodding.

Ready 4 fun. Make a break for the captain's cabin as soon as permitted/possible. Drive the boat evasively if possible!

Man the port cannon.

GREAT SOVIET NAVAL EXPEDITION.
WHERE THE HECK IS CROMWELL

Navarro loads the cannons and take his place at the port one, ready to fire. Gilbert sails the boat down the pool towards the enemy, keeping a reasonable speed and total control, ready to adjust at a moment's notice.

Magarth just stands around on his new pegleg and screams about Soviet Russia.








Blue team:
"I'm ready for this secret playtest of Mainspring!  Wait, what does that mean?"


Load and man the port cannon!


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"A naval battle. Hey, I bet I could board them and take out the captain if you can get us close enough. I suppose I'll just take the other cannon until then."  Mason remarks.


Load and man the starboard cannon. Also watch that 360 degree vision for threats and attempt to get out of the way of incoming threats. Hope one of those passive defensive charges can take care of anything I can't dodge..

((Magarth's peg leg seems fitting now.))
Hope that the cannons are facing the right way. Drive past the other boat. Duck and dodge any projectiles or red teamers heading my way.

Wasted bastard, in direct opposition to Gilbert's careful piloting, promptly spins his boat 180 degrees and slams it into a wall. The metal groans as it scrapes down along the wall and wedges itself in the corner of the pool. Luckily, the rest of the team is more on point and gets the cannons loaded.



Well, it appears as though Blue team may be in a rather bad position. If they keep this up, The Red Ravagers are gonna have a perfect chance to riddle them with cannon shells. Thats something I'd sure like to see.
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