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[Beirus]

((Is it an actual hat, or is it some sort of head-mounted, SAW-like death trap? It's important to know before I decide to volunteer. The last time I volunteered for something, Mason lost his fun bits.))

[renegadelobster]

Show up and get DD. Be sure to get a front row seat. Shane wants to feel the blood when it goes flying through the air.

[flabort]

Silently raise hand. Don't look at team-mates, they're hallucinated anyways. Only two real people are self, and Bleedy Blue Guy, who is not blue, and self and Bleedy Blue Guy.

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 0 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

[Kriellya]

Given the *last* time, I have no doubt that that hat is currently the most dangerous thing in the room.

BRING OUT THE LAWN DARTS!

Bet 3 tokens on BLUE!

[renegadelobster]

LAWN DARTS! LAWN DARTS! LAWN DARTS!

[Radio Controlled]

go to arena. Invite miss redhead along. Get DD.

[Yoink]

go to arena. Invite miss redhead along. Get DD.

Ohoho! A little forward there, aren't we? 

[Unholy_Pariah]

get DD, await lawn darts.

[swordsmith04]

6 DD on Red.

“That guy doesn't look like he even knows where he is.”

[Parisbre56]

Get DD.

Sorry for not updating my stats, been a bit busy. I'll do it later today.

[syvarris]

Check with the betting person whether the thing I read on the fan-made DMR wiki that says if the payout of a bet is half a DD, your payout is rounded up. (I.E. 1*1.5=2)  If this is true, bet the following:

One DD on Wasted Bastard's survival.  One DD on Wasted Bastard's elimination.
One DD on Cromwell survival.  One DD on Cromwell elimination.
One DD on Magarth survival.  One DD on Magarth elimination.
One DD on Navarro survival.  One DD on Navarro elimination.
One DD on Gilbert survival.  One DD on Gilbert elimination.
One DD on Flimsy survival.  One DD on Flimsy elimination.

Prepare a dynamic end bonus to resist having my kneecaps smashed.

[Xantalos]

Bet 3 DD on the weasel getting eaten this episode. Then go eat the weasel.

Use weasel as shield for when proto-Nyars goes for my kneecaps.

[Toaster]

Don't say anything while the other blue guy volunteers.  His funeral.

[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 12 DD

"Methinks blue has a good shot right now."

2 DD on Blue, 1 DD on red

[darkpaladin109]

GET DD
same as Doomblade