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[NAV]

Hold the bones together with dried ligaments and tendons (use a blowdryer, there should be one in the bathroom.) It's already in the shape of a leg.

Try to tan the leg skin (using a blowdrier and household chemicals) to create leather, then craft a leather cup and straps to hold the leg on.
And don't waste that meat, make some delicious leg jerky.
And also make toenail knuckledusters.

((Again, typing this on a phone so I can't copypaste my stats. Do you mind looking for and using my sheet? Just until I get my computer fixed. I'd rather not try to compete with no stat bonuses at all.))

[Beirus]

((So right up until before that round/challenge? That works.))

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-8 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword thing, Athlete suit (4 charges left?), mostly used first aid kit.

Go get a snack, then continue watching TV until next episode. Don't let my guard down. Same defense plan as the last few posts.

[flabort]

This guy

((OK, after two songs and a wikipedia article, I understand. Guy's got talent.))

[darkpaladin109]

Eat official DMR dinner. Smoke official DMR cigarettes. Drink official DMR tea. Smoke more official DMR cigarettes. Play with official DMR action figures. Smoke more official DMR cigarettes. Stab random people in the streets with my official DMR katana.

[Playergamer]

Do something useful.

[TCM]

Is this game still going?

[Toaster]

We'll start a new episode fairly soon.

PW was busy last week, so he's on catchup.  Also you might want to count your legs.

[Beirus]

We'll start a new episode fairly soon.

PW was busy last week, so he's on catchup.  Also you might want to count your legs.

Why, Toaster, why? But yeah, there is a reason NAV was trying to make a peg leg for you. Again, really really sorry. The Shackle made me do it.

[TCM]

We'll start a new episode fairly soon.

PW was busy last week, so he's on catchup.  Also you might want to count your legs.

Thanks, I was just wondering what was up with the nonsense everyone was up to.

I'm also aware of the latter, but he promised to fix me up.

[Yoink]

Go to the nearest video store, see what new releases they have. Also look for space-Zumba DVDs.

[Elephant Parade]

Begin writing biography. Contact publishing company about book deal.

[piecewise]

Hold the bones together with dried ligaments and tendons (use a blowdryer, there should be one in the bathroom.) It's already in the shape of a leg.

Try to tan the leg skin (using a blowdrier and household chemicals) to create leather, then craft a leather cup and straps to hold the leg on.
And don't waste that meat, make some delicious leg jerky.
And also make toenail knuckledusters.

((Again, typing this on a phone so I can't copypaste my stats. Do you mind looking for and using my sheet? Just until I get my computer fixed. I'd rather not try to compete with no stat bonuses at all.))

Well, you succeed on making a rather rickety peg leg.

Leg jerky attempts go less well; just sort of end up with shitty dry, raw meat.

((So right up until before that round/challenge? That works.))

Spoiler: Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-8 points (click to show/hide)

Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword thing, Athlete suit (4 charges left?), mostly used first aid kit.

Go get a snack, then continue watching TV until next episode. Don't let my guard down. Same defense plan as the last few posts.

Have something to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9DST-6jIBU

Eat official DMR dinner. Smoke official DMR cigarettes. Drink official DMR tea. Smoke more official DMR cigarettes. Play with official DMR action figures. Smoke more official DMR cigarettes. Stab random people in the streets with my official DMR katana.

You gorge yourself to the point of near unconciousness. You smoke till you get lung cancer. You drink till your kidneys detonate. You play with the action figures until they explode into plastic shrapnel in your hands. And then you go on a mass murder spree with your katana before being gunned down by the police. So dead.

Do something useful.

WRONG PLACE FOR IT!

Go to the nearest video store, see what new releases they have. Also look for space-Zumba DVDs.

space zumba is basically indistinguishable from energetic intercourse with techno music in the background. You guess it was the logical conclusion.

Begin writing biography. Contact publishing company about book deal.

You stare at a blank word processor screen for days without inspiration. Been there buddy.






"ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS:  5 MINUTES TILL THE NEXT EPISODE.

If you have anything you need to do, do it now. We begin a new episode later today.



Oh, and Navarro, The vending machine spits out your pain killers.

[darkpaladin109]

Retrieve DD from dead body. Go on news and give them the story of how this man commited a murder spree because of future video games.

[Toaster]

Observe surroundings.  Make witty commentary.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Harry Baldman]

Emerge from beneath the bed. Stretch, bend and flex in preparation for the coming fun.

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1