AH A SQUIRREL! GOOD, THEY INCLUDED SNACKS.
Eat weasel.
You catch the weasel but eating him is difficult. He keeps biting your face and holding himself outside your mouth.
Chew on the mattresses. Try to get a high off any blood or urine stains. Keep bugging Cromwell.
I bet if you swallow it, it will fit itself in!
Smell Cromwell's stomach thoroughly.
Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)
Do I...what would I even..hm
Try to craft a pegleg for Magarth.
out of what?
Put on official DMR Shirt. Play the official DMR Game in my Playstation3000 while drinking official DMR Cola and eating official DMR Cookies.
You're a fan, I see? Unfortunately you rolled a 3. I'm not even really sure what that means in this context. Maybe all of your stuff is hallucinated? Hm.
((Sorry, TCM. Also, I like this sword. Mason and his sword could probably put Cromwell's stomach in.))
Name: Mason Caldwell
Description: A middle-aged male with brown hair and brown eyes. He has a slightly muscular build and his whole body is covered with scars, a testament to the hard life he has lived.
Reason for signing up: He wants to be a Magister, to have all the power that comes with the position.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:3
Dexterity:3
Endurance:15
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1
Inventory: Replacement leg, replacement hand, Katana sword thing, Athlete suit. Also, that first aid kit from Kriellya's corpse.
Wait for the challenge to complete. Monitor that 360 degree vision Mason gets with the suit, and if anyone tries to take hostile action against Mason, use an offensive suit charge and the sword to separate their upoer body from their lower body. After the challenge completes, push the other button to try and deactivate the sword, keeping the blade and those crystalline growths pointed away from Mason. If the sword doesn't turn off, push that first button again to see if that works. Then drag Magarth to the medical bay. If there is no medical access, perform field surgery with the medical kit to stop the bleeding, because killing him wasn't Mason's objective.
After about 20 seconds the shackle beeps with the completion of your challenge. That done, you press the other button on the sword. The entire sword vibrates violently and rings with a strange metallic sound as the excess crystal is somehow shaved off and the normal blade reforms.
You use up most of the supplies in the kit sterilizing, closing and then bandaging up magarth's leg stump. As you do it, you explain to him the virtues of not throwing knives into a man's thigh.
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