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Elephant Parade
flabort
Harry Baldman

I'll update the first post when I get home.

harry, you're on red
Flabort and Elephant, you're on blue.

[flabort]

((Okay, so that's 6*1.5 = 9 for bet on cromwell survival, and I guess the bet on someone losing a lot of skin is a 1:1 bet, so I just get my bet for that back. Since I'm converting to points in the way of joining in, instead of converting them as an audience member, the rate is 2:1 rather than 10:1, right?))

Enter the living quarters, investigate shackle, investigate vending machine, investigate Cromwell.
BLEEDY BLUE GUY! YAY! TheysaidIwasonblueteam,guessthatmeanswe'reonthesameteam,
*gasp*
Iamsuchafanheretakesomeofmypointsis4enoughohwhyismyclothesnotthesamecolorasyouIthoughtwewereonthesame
*gasp*
team?
(Give 4 points to Cromwell)

Spoiler: Wasted Bastard: Blue Team, 3+3back+9earned=15 DD converted to 15/2=7 Points (click to show/hide)

Name: Wasted Bastard
Description: A guy who's so thin that his bones show, and his hips form a bowl in which stuff can be held. His stringy greasy hair is falling out in chunks, but reaches down to his lowest rib. His eyes bulge out like nothing you've ever seen, and dart this way and that without end. He's coated in a blue crystalline powder, probably from rolling in some drugs like a cat with catnip.
Reason for signing up: Out of money for drugs and food and rent, so need, like, 20 bucks to make it this month.
Stats:
Strength: 1 (wish this could be 0 for the auto fail)
Dexterity: 11
Endurance: -8 (I mean, 1)
Speed: 2
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 10
Will: 1
Perception: Negative infinity (1)

[Beirus]

Mason Caldwell-Blue Barbarians-39 points

Mason is utterly silent as he goes backstage and makes his way over to the vending machine.

Buy a replacement leg and hand for 10 points, an athlete suit for 15 points, and a Katana for 6 points. That should leave me with 8 points.

Edit:Oh, and give Larry back the revolver with 3 shots.

[Parisbre56]

((Since I'm converting to points in the way of joining in, instead of converting them as an audience member, the rate is 2:1 rather than 10:1, right?))

((I don't see that mentioned anywhere. This says they're 10:1.))

[Kriellya]

((Since I'm converting to points in the way of joining in, instead of converting them as an audience member, the rate is 2:1 rather than 10:1, right?))

((I don't see that mentioned anywhere. This says they're 10:1.))

4.Carry them over into the game
If you join the show, going from audience member to contestant, half your money is converted into points for use while you're a contestant.

(( It's unclear whether this stands or not, PW will have to say

I think we may be mis-reading this, though? It may be that half of the money is converted at the 10:1 ratio?))

[Parisbre56]

Oh, I thought that meant that if you have X DD, then you get X/20 points.
Piecewise, how are DD converted to points?

[Kriellya]

Oh, I thought that meant that if you have X DD, then you get X/20 points.
Piecewise, how are DD converted to points?

Yeah, that would be the other interpretation. Though more accurate, I think it's that your audience character retains X/2 DD (and then vanishes for a while), and your player character gains X/20 points.
Still, just this line is unclear about it.

[Harry Baldman]

A man of unspeakable greasiness and unconventional ethnicity appears in the quarters, looking about as sharp as a knife somebody dropped a drawer onto several times. He raises his left index finger to his lips, giving himself a very gentlemanly-looking finger mustache, then giggles. And he thinks to himself, what a wonderful world.

Check out the quarters. Refrain from speech or socialization.

Spoiler: Gilbert Garplacks of RED (click to show/hide)

Name: Gilbert Garplacks
Description: an unspeakably greasy man of uncertain age, his skin shines like that of a fish, and he is constantly red in the face. Though his entire head is hairless, he has a mustache tattooed on his left index finger, which he raises to his lips on many occasions, giggling softly before lowering his finger again.
Reason for signing up: his mother thought it'd grow some hair on his chest at last.
Stats:
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 1
Endurance: 15
Speed: 1
Intelligence: 1
Luck: 5
Will: 1
Perception: 1

[Toaster]

Larry had something to collect...

"Hey Mason, got my revolver?

Go ask for revolver back.  Take shower.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

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[NAV]

Navarro lies down in a bed, trying to ignore the pain and wondering how he will survive the next episode.

[Elephant Parade]

Find books. Read books.

[Parisbre56]

Almost done updating my data.
I won't add the new contestants until piecewise clarifies how their DDs are converted into Points.

Yoink you have negative beer bottles. I'm going to remove 1DD and give you two beer bottles to compensate.

[Harry Baldman]

Almost done updating my data.
I won't add the new contestants until piecewise clarifies how their DDs are converted into Points.

Yoink you have negative beer bottles. I'm going to remove 1DD and give you two beer bottles to compensate.

((Eh, don't add mine. I'm kind of playing the audience member and Gilbert as different characters. Just have them be lost to time or something.))

[Doomblade187]

Doomblade187- 7 DD

"Gerroff me, you idiots. I'm out of here."

Step back from the mess, punch the third guy in the face, and go to my accommodations in the nearby skyscrapers.

[Hapah]

Try to leave with rifle. If successful, sell rifle.