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Author Topic: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 4: Get in here and vote on some Murder.  (Read 309807 times)

Hapah

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1275 on: May 09, 2014, 05:33:02 pm »

((I'd probably take something like 3:2 [You pay me 2, if you win I give you 3 back] normally, but I don't think I can take a direct bet on their lives at the moment, since I'm holding a rifle and taking bids on which one of them gets shot))
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1276 on: May 09, 2014, 06:23:31 pm »

Hell yeah!

Alright people, time to get a little more bang for your buck! Bid your DD on which of our wonderful competitors is gonna get shot! All proceeds go towards that random item machine you lot apparently want so much! You get to play God AND get something you want, all for some DD! Such Value!

((Open to you both, Masta and GWG. Just lemme know who you want to get shot!))

Put two DD into hat for random item vendor. Vote for shooting them both.

"Those guys are pathetic, shoot 'em both!"
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1277 on: May 09, 2014, 07:10:58 pm »

Put 3 DD in the random item hat. Also vote for shooting them both, Xen first. :P
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1278 on: May 09, 2014, 08:34:37 pm »

"Shoot Xen, he's the bleudy cannibal after all!

Oh, and put 3DD into the random item thing.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1279 on: May 09, 2014, 09:16:57 pm »

Put everything I have, including my clothes, into the hat.q

Shoot Xen.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1280 on: May 09, 2014, 09:56:49 pm »

I think if we pool what we've got it'll buy that random item vendor.

Take aim at Xen.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1281 on: May 09, 2014, 11:10:56 pm »

Doomblade187- 7 DD

2 DD for the hat/random option!
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1282 on: May 10, 2014, 12:08:52 am »

"Shoot Xen, he's the bleudy cannibal after all!

Oh, and put 3DD into the random item thing.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1283 on: May 10, 2014, 12:11:47 am »

There are 22 audience members. If everyone put in 1 DD, we'd have the random option.

Put 2 DD towards a Random option. Pass the hat along.
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10 DD is equivilent to one point, right?

Offer up 1 point to the random item!
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Put 1DD in the hat.

I'm a weasel! Try and throw me and I'll bite your nose off!
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Hell yeah!

Alright people, time to get a little more bang for your buck! Bid your DD on which of our wonderful competitors is gonna get shot! All proceeds go towards that random item machine you lot apparently want so much! You get to play God AND get something you want, all for some DD! Such Value!

((Open to you both, Masta and GWG. Just lemme know who you want to get shot!))

Put two DD into hat for random item vendor. Vote for shooting them both.

"Those guys are pathetic, shoot 'em both!"
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Put 3 DD in the random item hat. Also vote for shooting them both, Xen first. :P
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"Shoot Xen, he's the bleudy cannibal after all!

Oh, and put 3DD into the random item thing.
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alright. Random option on the machine when they get back.

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I think if we pool what we've got it'll buy that random item vendor.

Take aim at Xen.
Heh. 1 vs 6.

Hapah sees Dark charging towards him, his grubby hands grasping greedily at the air, and pauses for a moment. He shifts his grip to the barrel of the weapon, takes a batter's stance, and proceeds to baseball bat swing the stock of the rifle into Dark's face, knocking the man out cold and shattering his jaw.

Hapah then shrugs, walks over to the railing of the audience seating box, and takes careful aim at xen. 



Bullrush him, pin to floor, gouge out eyes.  Again, before I get shot.


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Stab him in the face when he comes charging at me, boar hunting style.

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Larry's bullrush comes to an abrupt halt as Xen jams the splintered handle of the tool into Larry's chest. It's too dull and Larry's bony chest to tough to do much more then give him a splinter filled bruise.

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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1284 on: May 10, 2014, 12:14:54 am »

YOU ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD BITCH

Shove the end up under his chin and into his brain!
Try to dodge if the audience member happens to shoot at me.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1285 on: May 10, 2014, 12:19:34 am »

FIRE.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1286 on: May 10, 2014, 01:25:25 am »

Ask if anyone will sell me a weasel-sized weapon so I can shoot contestants.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1287 on: May 10, 2014, 07:10:21 am »

"Xenny boy! Take Larry and shield yourself!"

Devour them peanuts.
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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1288 on: May 10, 2014, 12:10:08 pm »

Kick him in the balls, then again in the face when he doubles over.


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Re: ER: Dead Man Running: Episode 2: Killing Xen.
« Reply #1289 on: May 10, 2014, 01:10:11 pm »

Jump into the arena and start kicking Larry in the balls. Kick anyone that attempts to impede me in the balls. DO NOT JUMP INTO THE ARENA if the fall would kill me.

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