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[Toaster]

Bullrush him, pin to floor, gouge out eyes.  Again, before I get shot.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Hapah]

*RAISE HAND*

[darkpaladin109]

PUNCH HAPAH BEFORE HE CAN RAISE HIS HAND FIRST
THEN RAISE OWN HAND
I WANT THAT RIFLE DAMMIT

[Harry Baldman]

Stand on one hand, raise the other and perform a double kick at the other two handraisers' crotches.

[GreatWyrmGold]

There are 22 audience members. If everyone put in 1 DD, we'd have the random option.

Put 2 DD towards a Random option. Pass the hat along.

[mastahcheese]

10 DD is equivilent to one point, right?

Offer up 1 point to the random item!

[piecewise]

*RAISE HAND*

The host throws you the rifle! It's a lovely bolt action thing, a 30-06.

[Hapah]

Hell yeah!

Alright people, time to get a little more bang for your buck! Bid your DD on which of our wonderful competitors is gonna get shot! All proceeds go towards that random item machine you lot apparently want so much! You get to play God AND get something you want, all for some DD! Such Value!

((Open to you both, Masta and GWG. Just lemme know who you want to get shot!))

[Xantalos]

Stab him in the face when he comes charging at me, boar hunting style.

ROBERT BARATHEON COMES AGAIN, BITCH

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[darkpaladin109]

WRENCH RIFLE AWAY FROM THE GUY WHO GOT IT

[smurfingtonthethird]

Put 1DD in the hat.

I'm a weasel! Try and throw me and I'll bite your nose off!

[Hapah]

((No takers as of yet? I'm honestly a little surprised))

[swordsmith04]

((No takers as of yet? I'm honestly a little surprised))

((Are you actually taking bets or just fundraising? Because it seems like the latter. I bet 4 DD on Larry surviving if you're taking bets.))

[Hapah]

((No takers as of yet? I'm honestly a little surprised))

((Are you actually taking bets or just fundraising? Because it seems like the latter. I bet 4 DD on Larry surviving if you're taking bets.))

((Both the bets [but my bankroll is very smalll, only 5 DD. Also worth noting my odds aren't PW's odds; have to calculate them based on what you want to bet on] and the offer to round up money for the random thing machine and decide who gets shot in this post))

[swordsmith04]

((Okay. What's the payout on that bet, then?))