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[flabort]

((Also, Parisbre, I used that Syringe of mysterious substances here:

Wasted bastard jabs the syringe into his arm, but stops partways through emptying it's contents into himself. He chucks the remainder contestant-ward, not really caring who gets it, and whirls around with purpose. He gets a paper from the staff, and writes a suggestion. The writing is messy but readable.

It should no longer be in my inventory on your notes.))

[GreatWyrmGold]

((Bear bottles should be on the random thing. I don't care if it's a bottle made of bear or a bear in a bottle or what, it must be present please.))

[Parisbre56]

((Also, Parisbre, I used that Syringe of mysterious substances here:

Wasted bastard jabs the syringe into his arm, but stops partways through emptying it's contents into himself. He chucks the remainder contestant-ward, not really caring who gets it, and whirls around with purpose. He gets a paper from the staff, and writes a suggestion. The writing is messy but readable.

It should no longer be in my inventory on your notes.))

((I was going by "Only note things if piecewise mentions them in his posts" at the time, that's probably why I missed it. That and I really wanted to find out exactly what would happen if you injected someone with it. I'll fix it later.))

((Bear bottles should be on the random thing. I don't care if it's a bottle made of bear or a bear in a bottle or what, it must be present please.))

((Negative bear bottles. Don't forget the negative. Sounds like something out of a perplexicon spell.
No, I don't know how I managed to make that typo.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

spawn knew generic audience member while i wait to come off the waitlist.

Grab betting ticket that was miraculously dropped by my previous generic player character as he went over the railing.

[Scotsmen]

If beer bottles actually cost or affect anything, just take one DD from my sheet for it :p

[GreatWyrmGold]

You get them complimentary with every bottle of beer.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Enter building as a weasel with a matter conversion amp. Bet 1DD on Xan.

[Hapah]

((Also still taking side bets!))

[piecewise]

((Also still taking side bets!))

I'm so tempted to just stop  taking bets for  one episode to see if that takes off. If only because I always like player created and run organizations.

"Use your teeth, Larry! Use your teeth! Bite that blighter in the eyes!"

Jangle my dragon teeth and start chanting "murder" over and over.

MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDERMURDERMURDERMURDER

Throw unconscious nameless NPC audience member into the ring where people are stabbing each other with a gardening tool, then start yelling at another person. Like maybe that guy who threw some sort of bottle.

Do we have any unconscious audience members? Oi, Who wants to get thrown into the ring? And die from the fall, of course.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wasted bastard just assumes the crazy **** he's seeing with weasels and garden weasels are hallucinations, or maybe they're real and everything else is the hallucination. He may have been hallucinating this whole time! Well, that's actually a given.
He walks up to a nearby spectator and screams in their face, cursing them with his halitosis and OD-inducing cloud.
EITHER DISAPPEAR OR MAKE THE WEASELS DISAPPEAR ONE OF YOU HAS TO DISAPPEAR NOW I ACKNOWLEDGED THE ILLUSION I KNOW ONE OF THEM IS A FAKE! YOU LOOK LIKE ME SO YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ME, EITHER DISAPPEAR OR MAKE THEM GO AWAY!
He keeps screaming at the unconscious overdosed victim of his like this for a while.

unconscious nameless NPC audience member

After throwing the NPC into the ring, go scream in Mastahcheese's (Syvaris's) face about hallucinations and weasels.

You spend several seconds trying to lift the nameless one but find him simultaneously too fat and too incorporeal.  How odd.

spawn knew generic audience member while i wait to come off the waitlist.

Grab betting ticket that was miraculously dropped by my previous generic player character as he went over the railing.

Naw.

but you do get 8dd.

Enter building as a weasel with a matter conversion amp. Bet 1DD on Xan.

No.

"Hey, stop doing so well!  You're supposed to die!"

With that, Mastahcheese throws the beer bottle he got from the toast guy at Xen's head.

"Shank 'em with the handle!"

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS EHEHEHEHEHE

Stab him in the gut with the broken handle!

"Hey, stop doing so well!  You're supposed to die!"

With that, Mastahcheese throws the beer bottle he got from the toast guy at Xen's head.

Oh, and try to catch/dodge this.

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

"Won't get me that easy!"

If he's still down, another boot to the head.  Otherwise, bite him in the face per suggestion of audience- go for the eyes!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Another bottle of beer goes sailing over Xen's head.

"Hey. Hey. Can we stop that? Trying to have a fight here. Seriously guys. Seriously. Not cool."

Larry tries to do another charlie brown football kick to Xen's head, but Xen just rolls out of the way and pops back onto his feet. He jabs at Toaster's chest with his broken shaft, but toaster swats it away with his mechanical arm. 

[Xantalos]

Kick him in the testicles and bash the back of his head in when he bends over from the pain!

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Harry Baldman]

"Ah! Balls plus medulla oblongata combo! I approve!"

Order some salted peanuts. Throw at the fighters one by one, but make sure to eat a few anyway.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Respawn as normal weasel. Return to operation audience nosebite.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hey piecewise, you missed a bit of paperwork.

Speaking of DD, I haven't gotten mine for post-respawn yet. Can we fix that?

[Toaster]

Bullrush him, pin to floor, gouge out eyes.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[piecewise]

Hey, audience, if you want that Random option, get 20 dd together. Pass the hat around.

"Ah! Balls plus medulla oblongata combo! I approve!"

Order some salted peanuts. Throw at the fighters one by one, but make sure to eat a few anyway.

I don't think they'll have the mass to reach them. You're not firing them out of a pellet gun, after all.

Respawn as normal weasel. Return to operation audience nosebite.

The guy you were biting is dead.

You have 4 dd by the way.

Hey piecewise, you missed a bit of paperwork.

Speaking of DD, I haven't gotten mine for post-respawn yet. Can we fix that?

8 dd

Bullrush him, pin to floor, gouge out eyes.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

Kick him in the testicles and bash the back of his head in when he bends over from the pain!

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

Larry bumrushes Xen, who casually side steps out of the way and attempts to bash Larry in the back of the head. He whiffs and the two just end up separated, uninjured and looking rather silly.

OK, this is taking too long. I've got a rifle here, first person in the audience to raise their hand gets it.