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[Hapah]

"Shank 'em with the handle!"

[Xantalos]

"Shank 'em with the handle!"

EXACTLY MY THOUGHTS EHEHEHEHEHE

Stab him in the gut with the broken handle!

"Hey, stop doing so well!  You're supposed to die!"

With that, Mastahcheese throws the beer bottle he got from the toast guy at Xen's head.

Oh, and try to catch/dodge this.

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Toaster]

"Won't get me that easy!"

If he's still down, another boot to the head.  Otherwise, bite him in the face per suggestion of audience- go for the eyes!

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[mastahcheese]

I love how the audience participation is almost as dangerous as the game.

[GreatWyrmGold]

You grab the weasel, run for the edge of the seating area, trip, fall and go flying right off the edge. Both you and the weasel plummet 40 feet to your deaths. Then rocks fall and you die.

Yeah, both of you are dead. Wanna know why? four 1's in a row.

"I think that was more entertaining than any of the scheduled mayhem so far..."

What does everyone think of this? Do you like it enough to put a DD or two towards it?

I like the sound of it. Speaking of DD, I haven't gotten mine for post-respawn yet. Can we fix that?

"Use your teeth, Larry! Use your teeth! Bite that blighter in the eyes!"
Jangle my dragon teeth and start chanting "murder" over and over.

...
Where did you get dragon teeth?

I love how the audience participation is almost as dangerous as the game.

Almost? I sure hope I survive longer in the game than I did as an audience member.

[Radio Controlled]

I love how the audience participation is almost as dangerous as the game.

I know right?

What does everyone think of this? Do you like it enough to put a DD or two towards it?

I like it, but I would change the categories to something like 1, 5, 10 and 20. You can get spoons and stuff for that 1.

And yes, I would be willing to pinch in with DD. would that mean we can influence what the machine has?

[syvarris]

"Hey, stop doing so well!  You're supposed to die!"

With that, Mastahcheese throws the beer bottle he got from the toast guy at Xen's head.

[Kriellya]

I approve of the random item vendor, and would be willing to throw some DD at the project.

Not as sure about the tiers? I think I'd prefer just one tier that has a small chance of vending something high-value. And a slightly higher chance of vending something high value, but largely useless. Like, for example, 300 pistol rounds.

[Scotsmen]

Yeah, I would throw a couple DD at a Random Item vendor.

Also, throw my beer bottle from the toast at Xen.

[Parisbre56]

((I haven't updated my notes, but when I do, I have the feeling that some of you may find themselves with negative bear bottles.))

Yeah, I'll put some DD where my suggestion is. And Miyamoto's 1 point tier sounds nice, if only for the loads of funny items it could bring.

[Hapah]

((I'm neutral on the random item vendor))

[Harry Baldman]

I will put all of my DD, however much that is, toward the random thing!

[flabort]

Throw unconscious nameless NPC audience member into the ring where people are stabbing each other with a gardening tool, then start yelling at another person. Like maybe that guy who threw some sort of bottle.

Do we have any unconscious audience members? Oi, Who wants to get thrown into the ring? And die from the fall, of course.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Wasted bastard just assumes the crazy **** he's seeing with weasels and garden weasels are hallucinations, or maybe they're real and everything else is the hallucination. He may have been hallucinating this whole time! Well, that's actually a given.
He walks up to a nearby spectator and screams in their face, cursing them with his halitosis and OD-inducing cloud.
EITHER DISAPPEAR OR MAKE THE WEASELS DISAPPEAR ONE OF YOU HAS TO DISAPPEAR NOW I ACKNOWLEDGED THE ILLUSION I KNOW ONE OF THEM IS A FAKE! YOU LOOK LIKE ME SO YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND ME, EITHER DISAPPEAR OR MAKE THEM GO AWAY!
He keeps screaming at the unconscious overdosed victim of his like this for a while.

unconscious nameless NPC audience member

After throwing the NPC into the ring, go scream in Mastahcheese's (Syvaris's) face about hallucinations and weasels.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((I haven't updated my notes, but when I do, I have the feeling that some of you may find themselves with negative bear bottles.))

Man, that's a trippy concept. Well, unless you just assume it's a beer bottle made out of antimatter. (Or a bottle made out of antimaterial beer.)

[darkpaladin109]

((I haven't updated my notes, but when I do, I have the feeling that some of you may find themselves with negative bear bottles.))

((BEAR BOTTLES SOUND AMAZING! Piecewise, you need to make Bear Bottles an actual item now ))
LOVE THE IDEA OF THE RANDOM THING