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[Harry Baldman]

Order beer. Throw at Larry's head to alleviate personal disappointment in him.

[Toaster]

"DIE!"

Throw the weasel at him to distract him, then use the opening to knife him with that knife I stole from the tossing.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Radio Controlled]

Yeah, they're both equally weak! Come on, we want blood! Use your shackles!

((Random question, but do the shackles cost different amounts of points to use depending on input, or is it just 1 point per use?))

((I asked piecewise and he said they all cost 1 point.))

((Again with the made-up, non canonical powers, GWG?))

It worked. It's canon now. HA!

((I posted an action to turn him into a weasel first! The powers of weaselification are mine! All mine! Now the whole world shall know the true power of the weasel!))

Paris' Journal. May 7th, 2014: Spectator carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This gameshow is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The bleachers are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and contestants will look up and shout "Please Paris, don't turn us all into weasels!"...

And I'll whisper "no."

And then they'll all be weasels.

[Beirus]

((Was that a Watchmen/Rorschach reference? Also, I think Mason should be helped out from backstage so he can take potshots at Xen with the shackle. Because everyone wants to see the shackle in use. It's not like he could miss and horribly maim Larry or something.))

[piecewise]

Grab the random guy that turned into a weasel and throw him at the contestants, everyone knows weasel fang's are magnetically attracted to arteries.
Make sure to wrap throwing hand in a torn off piece of my shirt first.

Attempt to talk. If I can talk, swear loudly.

In the meantime, bite weasel throwers.

The weasel leaps onto the other audience member's face and starts gnawing his nose off. He doesn't like this. He doesn't like this one bit.

"DIE!"

Throw the weasel at him to distract him, then use the opening to knife him with that knife I stole from the tossing.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

YOU HAVE NO KNIFE TRY AGAIN.

[Toaster]

So I didn't get the one I tried to nick from the throwing game?  Damn.


Jump back, then jab him with the weasel several times.

Spoiler: Larry Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name:  Larry Hinn
Description:  A moderately tall fellow with broad shoulders.  Has the dull eyes and brown hair of his family.  Cracks his knuckles a lot.
Reason for signing up:  To get money for his nephew Thrak.  Boy isn't real bright.
Stats:
Strength:5
Dexterity:5
Endurance:5
Speed:5
Intelligence:1
Luck:5
Will:1
Perception:1

Team:  BLUE BARBARIANS
Points: 3
Inventory:  Revolver; three shots left.  Loaned to Mason
Injuries:  Right arm from elbow down replaced with robot arm.

[Xantalos]

Hey PW you missed this

((Excellent. Soon I'll have a Horatio-level scenario going. 
Only with Xans.))

HANDOKEN

Throat punch!
Then rip his throat out.

Spoiler: Xen Sheet (click to show/hide)

Name: Xen
Description: Tall pale lanky bald guy, refuses to wear clothes. However, he's quite polite before he kills and eats people.
Reason for signing up: He was forcibly signed up after he tried to eat something classified.
Stats: (20 points to allocate. 5 Points in a stat gives a 1/3 chance of +1. 10 gives 2/3, etc.)
Strength:1
Dexterity:15
Endurance:5
Speed:3
Intelligence:1
Luck:1
Will:1
Perception:1

[Xantalos]

YOU MINE BITCH

Grab weasel and pull him toward me with it, then jump up and kick him in the face when he comes toward me.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Continue audience biting.

((I just saw a 15 minute youtube ad. Poor money-paying suckers.))

[Unholy_Pariah]

crush weasel in vice-like grip to teach it not to bite me, throw it at contestants.

[Parisbre56]

Make a suggestion to add weasels to the vending machine.
Or maybe have a "melee weapon" item that allows the contestants to choose what weapon they want.
And then add an "advanced melee weapon" item that includes things such us taser swords or police batons with a spring that allows you to hit harder or nunchucks with a petrol engine that makes it spin.
And a "random item" would be fun. Especially if someone gets a live weasel.

[Radio Controlled]

Make a suggestion to add weasels to the vending machine.

Support this suggestion with wild arm movements and frantic gestures!

[GreatWyrmGold]

And a "random item" would be fun. Especially if someone gets a live weasel.

This sounds fun! Especially if you add some stuff to the "random item" list not otherwise available, some awesome but more of it...subpar if not dangerous.

[Hapah]

Retreat from weasel.

[Playergamer]

Drink beer. Throw beer bottle at Xen.